Title: 140 Days with Mr. Popular
By: orenjiismile
Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I just own this piece of lint. D;
Pairing: Naruto x Ino and many complications to follow.
Warning: PG-13, Language, My retarded jokes
Summary: "And now, you belong to me." Mr. Popular said to the Bitch.

Glossary;
(In order of appearance)

Umma – Mother
Gongju - Princess
G-Dragon – Leader of the popular Korean boy hip hop group Big Bang.


To say my parents were shocked to see me actually arrive home with a black eye, bruises, scratches and my hair completely wrecked would have been a complete understatement.

"What happened Ino?" My mother demanded, waving the maids over.

"Stuff." I shrugged, holding an icepack to my eye. I dropped my bag onto the floor so I could put one of my hands on the maid's shoulders as she slipped my Puma's off.

"What kind of 'stuff'?" My father began tugging at his tie, a nervous habit he has.

"Oh Ino." My mother pulled me into a tight bear hug. "I'm so sorry; we should have just let you stay in Korea. Maybe we should all just move back."

"Absolutely not." My father protested immediately. "We can't just keep spoiling her like that. She has to learn and experience from this."

"She just got beaten up at school!" My mother was screeching now. "She has bruises! She has a black eye! We should contact the principal immediately!"

"No, it's my fault." I sighed, watching the maid put my shoes away. "I kept pestering the girl's there. I was being a brat." It was half-true. I really did deserve it I guess.

"You see?" My father said to my panicking mother. He slid his arms around her shoulders in a comforting motion. "She has to take responsibility for her actions. Although violence is not the correct way of solving situations, she has gone through an experience. We can't always be there to protect her."

"Don't talk to me right now." My mother brushed his hands off coolly. "I need to go upstairs and think." With that said, she stormed up the stairs, breathing heavily.

"Princess," My father started. The wrinkles on his forehead all of a sudden seemed so much deeper than before. He rubbed his temples. He looked so weary. "You've got to understand that we just want the best for you."

This time I actually listened to the speech. Even though I was the one who got beat up, I was beginning to feel even more pain for my parents.

"I know." I whispered, "I know."

- - - - - - - -

iN0; Shika, I got beat up today at school.
Shikamaru;
iN0; I know, how sad right?
Shikamaru; Well, you are pretty snobby sometimes.
iN0; Are you saying I deserved it?!
Shikamaru; No.
iN0; You suck.
Shikamaru; If you're looking for someone to say, "Oh Ino that sucks so much! Don't worry; I'll go beat them up for you!" Then you chose the wrong person to talk to.
iN0; Fuck you.
Shikamaru; …talk to me when you're calm.
iN0; Fuck, I just got beat up and this is how you talk to me? You are such a bad friend.
Shikamaru is now offline.

I sighed.

Some friend Shikamaru is.

I took out my math homework in hopes that it would distract me. However, the numbers dancing around on my textbook wasn't helping my terrible mood.

I couldn't concentrate at all!

K-YUUBi has added you on IM.
Block or Accept

Hmm…whose K-YUUBi?
I clicked accept anyway.
I quickly read over his profile.

Location; Tokyo, Japan.

Oh my god! Now I had exactly THREE people from Japan on my IM list! Two of them being my relatives! My, my, I am certainly getting popular here so quick!

K-YUUBi; Hey sexy.
iN0; …who is this?
K-YUUBi; What do you mean 'who is this'?
iN0;
K-YUUBi; Did you miss me sexy?
iN0; Who the fcuk are you mister?
iN0; Are you some 50 year old pervert?
iN0; Sorry, but to disappoint you mister phedophile but I'm actually a 65 year old man, you know, unless you're still interested in getting it on ;D I've got the sexiest wrinkly skin ever.
K-YUUBi; Ew. You're fcuked up Ino.
K-YUUBi; I'll give you a clue to who I am.
K-YUUBi; This is why I'm hot; this is why I'm hot.
K-YUUBi; I'm fly 'cause I'm hot, you ain't 'cause you're not.
iN0; Dude, fuck you. I hate that song.
K-YUUBi; Yeah well I hate your face.
iN0; Seriously, who is this?
K-YUUBi; Damn, you're stupid. Why are you in my AP math class?
iN0;
K-YUUBi; Fuck.
K-YUUBi; It's NARUTO BABY!
iN0; OH SHIT.

iN0 is now offline.

- - - - - - - -

"Why are you so mean to that Ino girl anyway?" Kiba asked, sipping his coke. "Whatever she did, I doubt she deserved that crazy beating from our scary fan girls."

"She was a rude bitch to me this morning." Naruto shrugged before shoving another bite of ramen into his mouth.

"You know that not every girl in the world will fall helplessly in love with you right?" Kiba snickered, flashing his friend a cheeky grin. "You're just not hot enough. Unlike me, you know, I'm so damn hot and smooth."

"Dude. No." Naruto made a disgusted face. "No man. Just…no. Right Neji?"

"That girl tried to kill her." Neji mumbled coldly. "She was going to hit that Ina girl or whatever her name is with a glass bottle. You were going way too far Uzumaki."

"Hey, hey. Stop with the guilt trips." Naruto held his hands up defensively. "SHE was the rude one. It was like she was on PMS or whatever. No one was ever that rude to me before. Hell, not even Tsunade." He stirred his ramen around before taking another big bite.

"I don't care about the girl, but you're going to ruin our reputation among the other schools. Threatening, name calling, whatever, I can deal with. But honestly, this girl was about to seriously get injured. All the other schools are going to look down on us now." Neji continued, folding his arms across the table.

"He's got a point you know." Kiba agreed, pointing his chopsticks at Neji.

"Well what do you want me to do then? Naruto inquired, swinging his legs.

"Since half the district knows about this little incident, we've got to smooth it over. We have to show them that we rule respectfully and cleanly. Do you want Ara high to take away our crown again?!"

Naruto send Neji a look. "And how do you suggest I do that?"

"You." Neji began, a small smirk crossing his usually stoic demeanour. "Are going to court her."

"What the fudge cake?" Kiba almost snorted his pepsi out of his nose.

Naruto looked like he was having a seizure.

"NO." He hissed, baring sharp teeth. "Fuck no."

"Sign a contract with her." Neji sighed, rubbing his temples. "For like 100 days or something. We just need her to smooth things over."

"Man," Naruto huffed, sipping the soup. "The things I do for the well being of this school."

Neji just resisted the urge to roll his eyes.

- - - - - - - -

"Ino? Wake up! It's 7:30! Time for you to wake up!" Someone brushed the hair out of my face, but I was too sleepy to care. "Ino dear"

"Umma…five more minutes…" I whined, turning over, and pulling my comforter up to my chin.

"Ino, if you don't wake up right now your father won't get you the new sunglasses you wanted. You know those Gucci ones?"

"WHATTTT?!" I sprang up from the bed, screeching. "WHAT?"

"Good morning Ino! Rise and shine!" The maid smirked at me, before exiting the room.

"Man, she's getting real good." I murmured to myself. I yawned, rubbed the back of my head before sliding out of my cozy bed and padding into the washroom.

25 minutes later, after pulling on my uniform, slipping on black and white knee-socks, and curling my hair into ringlets, I ran downstairs.

"GOOD MORNING!" I smiled at my father who was currently reading the news paper at the breakfast counter.

"Hey Gongju. How'd you sleep last night?" He asked.

"Like a pig." I giggled, gratefully accepting my cereal and tea from one of the kitchen maids.

"I hope today goes better." My dad smiled, before coming over and kissing me on the forehead. He winced when he noticed my dark makeup. I had tried to hide the bruises with my concealer. My mascara and eyeliner was extra thick today to draw away attention from my bruise.

"Thanks Dad." I whisper, hugging him tightly back.

Today, Ino Yamanaka was going to show Naruto Uzumaki just what she was about.

Today, I am going to rebel.

- - - - - - - -

"Oh G-Dragon…why are you so hot?" I sighed, as I sat in Block A of Day Two (Foods Class) admiring the super hot face of my favourite idol. I had printed a picture of his face and slipped it on the front cover of my Foods binder.

"He looks like a rat." Kiba slid into the seat next to mine just as the late bell rang, smirking like a Cheshire cat.

"Hey!" I frowned. "I don't appreciate that."

"Awww, it's okay. You can appreciate me." He leaned back, trying to display himself to me…but I was too busy wincing at his huge-ass Stussy hoodie. I mean that thing was so in my face.

"I can't appreciate you if I get beat up everytime I try." I grumbled.

The moment Kiba stood up, everyone turned their attention onto him, even the teacher. "Yo, if anyone one of you even thinks about passing a mean glance to Ino, I'll rip your intestines out."

The girls immediately turned away, whispering amongst themselves.

"There, problem solved." Kiba grinned at me.

I groaned and hoped that if I ignored him, he'd go away.

- - - - - - - -

"Fuck." Naruto seethed as he stormed through the halls. Everyone stepped out of his way. He pushed the school doors open and headed for the foods building. "Fuck Neji and his gayass plan." Clutched tightly in his hand was a contract.


The Contract;

Both parties will agree to a 140 day truce where both parties will assume the roles of a "steady relationship." During the period of this contract the following rules will apply:

Both parties are allowed to date or engage in activities with others.
Both parties will try to treat each other with respect.
Both parties must attempt to tolerate one another.
Both parties in the face of members from another school must engage in seemingly "couple" activities.
Both parties are not allowed to physically harm one another.
Both parties will hold up their ends of the agreement.


"Yo Ino!" He called as he saw the blonde-haired girl appear emerge from the building with…Kiba?

"Hm?" I glanced at the direction of the one who had yelled my name. "Oh shit." I bit my lip, "It's Naruto."

"No worries, he's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him." Kiba practically dragged me over to the blonde asshole.

"Here." Naruto hissed, he grabbed my books and held them for me while shoving a piece of paper in my face. "If you don't sign this I'll kill you." He pushed me to the side of the building to avoid the nosy girls.

"What's this?" I sent him a suspicious glance before reading the paper.

"Well?" Naruto tapped his foot impatiently.

I smiled up at him. "Why Naruto." I began, in a sugary tone. "This is probably the best…RETARDED IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD OF."

"Look. Yesterday you almost got killed. Neji says this will ruin our reputation among other schools. So either you do it or you can continue getting beaten up and harassed by the girls in our school."

"HEY! This all started because for YOU." I was really starting to get pissed off now. "If you had just left me alone yesterday you wouldn't even need to be worrying about this right now! Hell, I'd probably be one of the mindless morons in your friggen fan club!"

"Since you care so much sign it!" Naruto growled, shoving me, hard. "It will benefit you! You'll be popular, people will stop bugging you, and they'll kiss your ass! God just sign the damned thing. Fuck, you girls are so goddamned annoying."

I didn't give a shit what he was saying now. How DARE he push me? I was a friggen GIRL. Guy's don't push girls! I stormed up to him and shoved him as hard as I could.

He sent me a surprised look before pushing me back.

"Hey you two!" Kiba yelled, holding Naruto back. "Stop it! Discuss this during break or whatever, class is starting."

"Fuck off Kiba!" Naruto managed to break free of Kiba's grasp and he charged at me, and pushed me so hard I hit the wall of the foods building with a resounding SMACK. I rubbed the back of my head.

Blood…

"Oh my god." I said, staring at the blood on my hand. "I'm bleeding."

Naruto stared at me, wide-eyed.

"Blood." I repeated.

"Shit." Kiba cursed. He sent Naruto in the opposite direction. "Get to class; I'll take care of this."

Kiba led me towards the parking lot and to his sleek black BMW. Too bad I was too much in shock to admire it. I just continued to stare at the blood on my hands.

"Get in." He said gently, and opened the car door for me.

"Ok…" I gulped. Tears began to prickle at the edges of my eyes.

He got in the drivers seat and handed me some tissues. "It'll be okay Ino. I'll take you to my house and you can just stay there for the rest of the day."

"Oh." I blinked. I wanted to throw up. The coppery tang of blood was in my mouth…man maybe I've already lost too much blood and I'm slowly becoming delusional. "Okay."

He placed my head on his chest and began dabbing the blood with the tissues. "It's not very deep. I'll just get the maids to disinfect it. Can you hold the tissues to the back of your head?"

"Yes." I replied, and leaned back against his leather seats. I hope I don't get blood stains on it.

"Alright, let's go."

Man, Kiba sure had a soothing voice.

"If I stain your seat, I'll pay for it." I whisper. I tried to blink away the tears, but it was no use. They were falling uncontrollably.

This wasn't fair…what did I ever do to deserve this?

"…Don't cry." Kiba glanced at me as he stopped at a red light. "Shit, I don't know what to do when girls cry. Ino don't cry okay? You'll be okay."

"Kiba…" I sniffled. I realized how stupid I must've looked holding a bloody tissue to the back of my head, while my smudged mascara and eyeliner streamed down my cheeks like a small creek. I don't even want to know the situation with my hair.

"Ino, just lean back ok?" He tried to soothe me. He bit his lip. "Go to sleep, I'll tell you when we get there."

"Ok Kiba." I wiped the tears away with my free hand and leaned back into his seats. The thick smell of leather wafted over to me, but in a sense, it was comforting. And soon enough, I fell asleep.

- - - - - - - -

The ray's of the afternoon sun peeked through the blinds. I blinked a few times before frowning. This wasn't my bed. I shifted myself up and glanced around the room. The room was so…lavish. There were furs everywhere. On the floor, the carpeting, the furniture, even the comforter!

Then I noticed a weight on my legs.

It was Kiba.

I stretched. He shifted, and blinked a few times before rubbing his eyes. Awww, he had such a cute expression.

"Ino!" He blinked, before breaking into a merry smile. "How are you feeling?"

"Much better!" I responded blithely. I touched the back of my head and winced. There was a small scab and it kind of hurt, but at least it stopped bleeding. Then I remember how I had acted…like a big baby. A heated blush started to creep up on my face.

"Sorry." I grinned sheepishly.

"For what?" Kiba inquired, leaning on his arms and glancing curiously up at me.

Wahaha, this kid was too cute!

"For the trouble." I coughed and twirled my fingers together. I slid out of the covers onto to realize…I was not in the outfit I had arrived here in.

I stared at Kiba with wide eyes. "Uh…my uniform?"

"Oh!" He laughed. "Don't worry, the maids changed you. They washed your uniform too."

"Thanks." I bowed, before snickering at the large Spongebob tee I was sporting. It was pretty long. It went to about mid thigh. I was wearing checkered boxers underneath. "Is this yours?" I asked, poking at Spongebob cheek.

"Hey." Kiba stuck his tongue out childishly. "Shut up. Spongebob is awesome."

I was just about to respond when someone knocked on the door.

"Kiba-sama, Naruto-san is here." A maid swung the door open.

"Hey Kiba!" Naruto waltzed in, grinning cheekily. "Hey." He frowned when he caught sight of me. "What is SHE still doing here?"

"Yah!" I crossed my arms. "I have a name you know."

"Oh right. I'm sorry. What is the ugly rude girl still doing here?"

"She just woke up. Calm down." Kiba slung an arm around Naruto's shoulders.

"You're too nice." Naruto shook his head.

"I'll show you 'nice'!" I rolled up my sleeves and waved a fist at the stupid blonde asshole.

"YOU WANNA GO?" Naruto waved a fist back at me.

"BRING IT ON!" I growled.

Kiba smacked his head. "Do you seriously want a repeat of what happened earlier?"

"Pffft." Naruto rolled his eyes and crossed his arms. "Well, it looks like her big fat empty head stopped bleeding."

"Ignore him." Kiba sighed. "Anyway…about that contract…"

"NO." Naruto and I shrieked in unison.

"But think about the benefits Ino-chan" Kiba whined. "You'll get first-class everything. From the line ups in the cafeteria to the best seats in class"

"Yeah, too bad there's no benefits for me." Naruto grumbled.

"Maybe your fan girls will stop pestering you?" Kiba offered, grinning hopefully. "Besides…remember what Neji said."

First-class everything eh?

A Yamanaka was totally deserving of all those good things.

Besides…at least Naruto was good looking.

"Fine." I said, biting my lip. "I better not regret this."

"You have no idea how many girls would DIE to be in your position right now." Naruto mumbled, unfolding the contract from his pocket and quickly scribbling his name on it.

"And you have no idea how much I would LIKE to DIE right now." I kicked Naruto in the shin and swiftly signed my name on it.

"I now pronounce you husband and wife!" Kiba sniggered, trying to cover his laughter with his hands as Naruto pranced around the room, nursing his shin and cursing at me.

Oh yeah, what a beautiful beginning to a beautiful relationship…

Who am I kidding?

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