Hello all you people

Hello all you people! This is Spottedheart here to give you are next killing plan, Firestar and all of Thunderclan. By the way we are our real names and are cats in Thunderclan.

"Hey Firestar!" I called to him, "Can you come her for a minute?" He came running over to me. Mossmoon was started to run over too, she knew the plan.

"What do you want," he meowed, obviously annoyed that I woke him up.

"I just wanted to tell you something…" at that Mossmoon started poking Firestar. He was trying to ignore her but…

"Will you just stop it!?" He hissed at her.

Please keep in mind that I was saying all of this really fast. "Back to what I was saying, did you know that not all Twolegs are bad. Because one time these kids found me and took me to there house and were really nice to me. They even let me watch something they call T.V. I watch something called 'Bleach', the Twolegs in that were bad because they were killing each other but they were doing it to make peace. That doesn't sound like peace to me, how about you? It really confused me. I also like pie, they gave me some, it was good. Have you ever had pie, I like pie. Twolegs will sometimes make pie and sell it for something called money. I don't get what is so important about it because it is floppy, maybe it comes to life at night…" This continued for 3 days straight, talking and poking, talking and poking, talking and poking.

"Did you know there is a fruit called an orange, that is your fur color," I told him, "Firestar?" By then Firestar was sitting there, twitching. I knew then the deed was done. "Let's go, Mossmoon. We hurried back to camp, packed our few belongings, left a 'present' for Firestar, and ran as far away as we could.

Later that night Firestar returned to camp. Whenever anyone tried to talk to him he would just hiss at them, they started to suspect something was up. When he came to his den he saw our 'present' on the ground, a flamethrower. Any sane cat would leave it be, but he's not exactly sane. He picked it up in his teeth and started to blast his den. He then ran outside and started to blast everything in sight. All the cats of Thunderclan were confused, but by the time they figured it out they were burnt to a crisp.

Firestar sat there with a flamethrower in his teeth, all around him was fire. He got bored so he wanted to try an experiment. Firestar found a can of something called Gas-o-line and tried lighting his flamethrower. BOOM.

Meanwhile in Shadowclan

Shadowclan could see and hear the explosion coming from Thunderclan. Their cheers could be heard all around the world.

The End