The World Kayaba only knows.

Chapter 2

Notes: short chapter, but next chapter will come out soon!

At 6am that morning, Keima ran inside right when the doors opened for a copy of Sword Art Online leaving Elsie outside so she wouldn't get massacred by the onslaught of gamers rushing to grab onto one of the hundred copy's available at that store. Keima wrestled with a red haired bandana wearing guy for one of the copy's, but luckily got away with it, and threw another copy he was holding to him in order not to get chased.

However that did not stop the other poor souls who couldn't grab a copy of the game to chase Keima as he ran out the door with the game, throwing down just enough Yen for the game onto the counter. He then grabbed a waiting Elsie by the arm, and ran faster.

"Let's go Elsie! Run faster! I can't drag you like this all the way home!"

"Kami-Nii-Sama! What happened!? Your shirt's ripped and your bleeding!"

"Look behind you, but don't slow down!"

She then looked behind her to see a large group of men turned ape chasing them and yelped then grasped Keima's arm tighter.

"Elsie, when we turn the corner, use your raiment to turn us invisible, and fly us home, got it?"

Elsie nodded still with fear in her eyes. They turned the corner, and Keima and Elsie became invisible and flew away, looking down at the confused group of men who turned the corner, unable to find Keima.

As they arrived home, a note waited there from Mari, telling them to watch over the Cafe as she went out for groceries which meant she wouldn't be home until late at night.

"Kami-Nii-Sama, I'll go get the first-aid kit for you." Elsie said with a worried face.

"No! GAME! NOW!"

He ran upstairs without a worry in the world for his injuries.

"Kami-Nii-Sama! Kami-Nii-Sama! Please!"

Elsie cried for Keima as he ran upstairs and locked himself in his room.

Keima then threw himself on his bed, plugged in the Nervegear, inserted Sword Art Online in, put the helmet on his head and chanted the words that will start his epic journey.

"LINK START!"

Notes: Warning, this may or may not happen during Black Friday. R&R!