I'm not bashing Bob. I just need a Patrick. So he had to become stupid. If you love Bob, deal.

Cast thus far:

Bob--Patrick

Chapter Two: Meeting Bob

"I'm Bob," said Bob, who lived underneath a rock near Jamie's house.

"I'm Candy! Let's be friends for the rest of our lives!" said Candy cheerfully.

"Okay," said Bob. There was a long pause.

……

"What's your name again?" asked Bob.

"Candy!" exclaimed Candy.

"Uhhhh…." Bob paused again.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" asked Bob.

"My name's Candy," said Candy, giving Bob an odd look.

"Oh, oh, gotcha," said Bob.

……………

"Umm…" started Bob.

"Candy!" snapped Candy.

"Candy? WHERE? I'M SO HUNGRY!" yelled Bob.

"Booob, my name is CANDY! MY NAME!" yelled Candy.

"So there isn't any candy?" asked Bob, disappointed.

"No, there's just me," said Candy.

"Do you taste like Candy?" asked Bob hopefully.

"Bob, get off of my arm!" snapped Candy.

"Sorry…" apologized Bob.

"Bob, do you want to meet my other best friend? His name is Jamie!" said Candy suddenly.

"Oh! Oh! I know a Jamie!" said Bob. "He lives next to me!"

"You live next to Jamie? Me too! We have so much in common! Can I see your house?" asked Candy.

Bob drooled. "I forgot where it is."

"Never mind, we'll just ask Jamie," said Candy.

Soon they reached Jamie's house.

"Jamie, open up!" said Candy, banging on Jamie's door.

"What?" asked Jamie, still having not gone far in eating his cookies.

"I just met Candy and we became friends and I told her how we live near each other and now I don't remember where I live!" summed up Bob.

"Hmm…" Jamie had a thoughtful expression on his face. Then he smiled a cruel smile. "The moving truck came by, Bob. Your house is in Sunny Lake now."

"I live under a rock, not in a house," corrected Bob.

Jamie wasn't amused. "Your rock is in Sunny Lake."

"It doesn't rain in Sunny Lake?" asked Candy.

"Yes it does," said Jamie, bored.

"Then why do they call it Sunny Lake if it rains there and isn't sunny all the time?" asked Candy.

"There's a Sunny Lake?" asked Bob.

"YES! It's where your house is!" snapped Jamie.

"Rock," corrected Bob.

"Go away!" said Jamie.

"You never did tell me if that was your middle name," brought up Candy.

Jamie slammed the door.

"I think Jamie's sensitive about his name," remarked Bob.

"Poor guy," commented Candy.

Meanwhile, Jamie laughed to himself at his sofa.

"Heh heh heh. Now that idiot will live far away from me at that lake. He won't ever bother me again!" Jamie laughed to himself and started to eat a cookie. Since he was laughing, he started to choke on the cookie.