so when we left off lisa was going fast
lisa is sonic
she had to go fast
lisa wanted to be the fastest but she knew that she had to train to do it
the olympics was next week and lisa had to be fast
speed is lisa's middle name
okay so anyway she was twerking towards everyone at like faster than the speed of light
she broke all conventional physics in the process and tore a hole in spacetime
little did lisa know that it's kind of difficult to talk to people when you're going fast
so lisa did something that she had never done in her whole life
she decided to go slow
gasps from the audience
this is shocking
what a twist
but she didn't stop twerking so she was still doing that but just sort of doing it while standing there
"hi lisa" manny say
"hello" lisa twerked "what's goin on downtown up here"
"we are psychopathic murderers" kennie explain "you are now our hostage"
"balls" lisa twerked
"ha ha oh kennie" aaron laugh playfully like little kitten "she just kidding"
"un-balls" lisa twerked
anna jump in and say "nigga we gon fuk shit up wanna cum"
"sure thing" twerked lisa
as you can tell lisa is only capable of communicating through twerks it's kind of her thing
everyone go to gym for yoga
but anna request new yoga teacher
he is german and has 200 abs on his body
he is more ripped than the deed to the dimsdale dimmadome
we begin EXTREME YOGA
you know it's extreme because it is said in all caps
no one really tries though except anna for some reason
yoga was anna's idea btw
everyone's like wtf anna yoga is dumb
but then when anna does EXTREME YOGA people still don't care
well
tori would care but she's not there haha fuck that bitch
after yoga ends anna is like super ripped
not as ripped as the german guy but like equius ripped
there that's the homestuck reference that's how you know this story is a homestuck story
don't worry because later on there will be more homestuck people joining in, it will be a party of homestucks
but that's a spoiler so shhhhh
okay but anyway anna comes out of the yoga room and everyone's like jesus christ what did they do to you in there
anna has no response but replies as such: "i was touched by the hand of god"
aaron's like "what"
then anna say "ok no but the german guy was totally rubbing up against me during our EXTREME YOGA and like he totes wants to do me"
"that's cool" says aaron
but then someone else come out of yoga room
it pyro (she actually keilani but no one has called her that since the war)
pyro notice us all and be like "wtf are you guys all doing here"
kennie once again explain that we gon fuck some bitches up
pyro of course joins us because uHHHHH SHE'S CALLED PYRO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
when leaving gym, aaron ask out loud to pyro "why was anna ripped when she came out of yoga but not you"
pyro explain very simply "i could not handle the EXTREME YOGA. not after the war"
"did someone say whore" lisa twerked
"yes we were just talking about you" aaron say VERY SARCASTICALLY
lisa notice this and twerked "stop being a bitch"
aaron say "ok" and we continue out of gym
also aaron apologize for bringing up the war because it a sore subject with pyro
as we walk down the street to wreck havoc upon japan, we see a mcdonalds
kennie is like "let's go and eat some food"
everyone agree
except tori hahahahaha
pyro still senses tori's disagreement though but says nothing because tori reminds her of the war
we all walk into the mcdonalds
buT THEN!
it turns out that
the cashier is karkat
kennie's jaw dropped so low that it was like one of those cartoons only in real life so it looked creepy
tO bE cONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~
