so when we left off lisa was going fast

lisa is sonic

she had to go fast

lisa wanted to be the fastest but she knew that she had to train to do it

the olympics was next week and lisa had to be fast

speed is lisa's middle name

okay so anyway she was twerking towards everyone at like faster than the speed of light

she broke all conventional physics in the process and tore a hole in spacetime

little did lisa know that it's kind of difficult to talk to people when you're going fast

so lisa did something that she had never done in her whole life

she decided to go slow

gasps from the audience

this is shocking

what a twist

but she didn't stop twerking so she was still doing that but just sort of doing it while standing there

"hi lisa" manny say

"hello" lisa twerked "what's goin on downtown up here"

"we are psychopathic murderers" kennie explain "you are now our hostage"

"balls" lisa twerked

"ha ha oh kennie" aaron laugh playfully like little kitten "she just kidding"

"un-balls" lisa twerked

anna jump in and say "nigga we gon fuk shit up wanna cum"

"sure thing" twerked lisa

as you can tell lisa is only capable of communicating through twerks it's kind of her thing

everyone go to gym for yoga

but anna request new yoga teacher

he is german and has 200 abs on his body

he is more ripped than the deed to the dimsdale dimmadome

we begin EXTREME YOGA

you know it's extreme because it is said in all caps

no one really tries though except anna for some reason

yoga was anna's idea btw

everyone's like wtf anna yoga is dumb

but then when anna does EXTREME YOGA people still don't care

well

tori would care but she's not there haha fuck that bitch

after yoga ends anna is like super ripped

not as ripped as the german guy but like equius ripped

there that's the homestuck reference that's how you know this story is a homestuck story

don't worry because later on there will be more homestuck people joining in, it will be a party of homestucks

but that's a spoiler so shhhhh

okay but anyway anna comes out of the yoga room and everyone's like jesus christ what did they do to you in there

anna has no response but replies as such: "i was touched by the hand of god"

aaron's like "what"

then anna say "ok no but the german guy was totally rubbing up against me during our EXTREME YOGA and like he totes wants to do me"

"that's cool" says aaron

but then someone else come out of yoga room

it pyro (she actually keilani but no one has called her that since the war)

pyro notice us all and be like "wtf are you guys all doing here"

kennie once again explain that we gon fuck some bitches up

pyro of course joins us because uHHHHH SHE'S CALLED PYRO WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

when leaving gym, aaron ask out loud to pyro "why was anna ripped when she came out of yoga but not you"

pyro explain very simply "i could not handle the EXTREME YOGA. not after the war"

"did someone say whore" lisa twerked

"yes we were just talking about you" aaron say VERY SARCASTICALLY

lisa notice this and twerked "stop being a bitch"

aaron say "ok" and we continue out of gym

also aaron apologize for bringing up the war because it a sore subject with pyro

as we walk down the street to wreck havoc upon japan, we see a mcdonalds

kennie is like "let's go and eat some food"

everyone agree

except tori hahahahaha

pyro still senses tori's disagreement though but says nothing because tori reminds her of the war

we all walk into the mcdonalds

buT THEN!

it turns out that

the cashier is karkat

kennie's jaw dropped so low that it was like one of those cartoons only in real life so it looked creepy

tO bE cONTINUEDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~