Hello once more, my faithful readers! Since I already got a recommendation from someone, I'm going to do it! Well, here's the dare, provided none other by my co-writer Moonlightpheonix-xX. It reads "Brandon, tell Maka about your little 'intimate' moment with Alice in New Divide. Claire and Blackstar, switch personalities for a chapter. Maka, dress in lingerie for a chapter."
Brandon: Uh, Maka, you might wanna change first…
Maka: *eyes flare with fury* What does she mean by 'your little intimate moment'?!
Brandon: Um, uh, well…Alice and I may have…*mumbles indeterminably*
Maka: You and Alice what?! *takes out hard covered book*
Brandon: We may have, kinda, had sex…*whispers weakly* God help me.
Maka: *slams book into Brandon's skull, knocking him unconscious* Dumbass!
Blackstar: *boasts*There's no way in hell I could act like a dumb blonde!
Claire: Hey, who are you calling dumb, shorty?!
Blackstar: Hey, don't call me short! *fakes a girl's voice, giving into the dare* Anyway, like, what's up guys?
Claire: *obviously mad, but fakes an adolescent boy* I'm Blackstar, and someday, I'll surpass the Gods!
Maka: *lowers book, murderous look slowly fading from her eyes as she looks at the next dare* W-what? *blushes* Where would I even get lingerie?
Dronedude: *holds out a pair, doing Mr. Bean 'If You Know What I Mean' face*
Maka: Why'd you even have these? *looks at pair and takes them hesitantly*
Dronedude: I'm the author. I always come prepared. And even if I'm not, I can just write things in.
Maka: *blushes, then quickly changes into the pair, blushing even more*
Soul, Brandon, Claire, and Dronedude: *whistle*
Maka: *Angry, though blushing*Oh shut it! Wait, Claire?
Claire: I'm supposed to be Blackstar, remember? Yahoo!
Blackstar: *obviously straining to look away* I-it's not ladylike to s-stare…
Dronedude: Well, I think that about wraps it up for this chapter. So long, folks! *waves goodbye*
Well, that was fun. I will admit, it was definitely different! I know it's not my best work, but I hope to get better with time. As always, people say I'm going insane. I say they don't know me, cause I've been insane for a while now.
