Disclaimer: I don't own HP! (sadly)

Okay, I've decided to post this today, because when I finished this oney, and I was like, Maybe I should post this one today, so I did. I know, that didn't make sense, but does anything make sense?

What? Nevermind. Okay, here you go. And don't forget to review so I can continue this series!

Oh yeah, here are the characters today. I've always seen these three as best friends, just because they would be the PERFECT Next Generation Trio or something.

Albus

Rose

Scorpius


Rosie, what's the answer to number 37?

I'm not telling, Al. You promised you'd look for your own answers this year.

Oh. That was this year?

What's this? The venerable Rose Weasley is PASSING NOTES? What has the world come to?

Shut up, Scorp. I'm trying to get answers over here.

Like she'd tell you.

It's worth a try.

You guys are so bad at DISCREETLY passing notes. You were an inch close to hitting Goyle over there. You're lucky we're in Professor Binns class, too.

Well, it's not my fault Albus over here is playing some kind of paper Quidditch, and failing at it, too.

Oi, shut up. At least I have an O in Defense Against the Dark Arts.

So?

So, you just have an E. That means I'm smarter.

Wow, mature, Al.

Wait, WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 37?

How should I know? Just put something about a war with goblins. That's basically all we learn in this class.

The answer is 1854, with Grub the Great.

Heehee. Grub.

I repeat: Wow, mature, Al.

It's not my fault I'm best friends with 15 year olds who have "passed their ages". I have to act immature for ALL of us. And it takes a lot of work sometimes, too.

No one asked you to do that, Albus. At least we can act our ages occasionally, while you act like a five year old every day.

OOOhh. That's a low blow.

Shut up.

Yeah, well at least I didn't cry over a stuffed bear when I was 11.

BERNADETTE WAS AWESOME. IT WAS YOUR FAULT SNUFFLES CHEWED HER UP BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T WATCH YOUR OWN DOG FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES.

Oooh. Touchy subject.

SHUT UP, SCORPIUS!

Whatever. You're just lucky Snuffles left Bugawugins alone.

I DON'T CARE ABOUT BUGAWUGINS. I bought him at Diagon Alley; Bernadette was given to me from Aunt Muriel when I was two!

So? Ask her for another one. She's still alive, you know. I have a feeling she's gonna outlive Dumbledore.

Hey, while you both are done squabbling (like old ladies, may I add), can I ask if we can go to the muggle movie theaters? I want to watch something and eat popcorn.

Woah. That's weird. You really want to piss off your grandparents, don't you, Scorp?

Meh. That, and I want to try some Whoopers. I like Whoopers.

Riiiiiight. Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go ahead and continue daydreaming now.

Of what?

ROOOSIIEEE, you're not supposed to ask men what they daydream about.

Ew.

Okay, not like that, Rose. And you call me immature.

Because you are.

He's just daydreaming of Quidditch. As always.

Yeah! Did you know I found an old copy of Quidditch Through the Ages in my dad's trunk? It's so cool because it has all the people who used it sign their name at the front! I saw Oliver Wood's signature!

Oh my gosh! Your dad didn't give it back to the library?

Calm down, it's not a crime, Rose.

In some countries it is.

Huh. Uncle Ron did make a joke about doing a lot of illegal things during their Hogwarts years…

Like parents, like children.

Shut up.

Shut up, Scorp.

What is it, pick on handsome men day?

Something in the universe tells me you weren't the first person to ask that.

What?

Nevermind.

When is this class over? Binns has been going on and on and on for hours!

It's only been 30 minutes.

Oh.

Hey, do you have a dungbomb on you?

Yeah. Why?

Oh, no you don't. As a prefect, I'm taking that away from you. Now.

Awh. This is why we don't play pranks with you. You're such a killjoy, Weasley.

Oh. Back to last names, are we, Malfoy?

You're just jealous.

Of what? You don't have anything I want.

Ha.

Shut up, Al.

Of my awesomeness. And, because that girl mistook me for a veela that one time when we went to Honeydukes.

I was MAD because she gave you a bag of candy for free!

Right. You liiiiiike me.~

You're such a child. Maybe I should get new friends; mine are stupid and moronic.

Aw. You're so mean, Rosie.

Yeah. Rosie is mean.

I'm sighing right now. Just go back to listening to Binns. I'm too wiped to fight back.

Ha. It's funny that you think we're gonna just listen to Binns like that.

I know you will, because if you don't I'll send a letter to your mum telling her that you played a prank on Neville during Herbology. I bet she'd love to hear about that.

Oh my Merlin. Rose is using blackmail. Maybe we are rubbing off on her, after all.

Noooo! She'll ground me forever! And it was the first time I did it on Neville, too. Fine, I'll "listen" to Binns.

Why'd you put quotation marks around listen? Does that mean you'll pretend to do it?

Whaaat? Nooo. Kbai.

What?

I have no idea.


LOL, My favorite part was when Scorpius asked if it was pick on handsome men day. Just like Sirius. Wow, okay.

Well then, I hope you liked this one. I'll continue if this get's popular and gets a lot of reviews.

Next on my agenda will probably be either (still Next Gen.) Fred II and James II or Teddy and Victoire. I'm leaning towards Teddy/Victoire.

Feel free to review, brethren! Constructive criticism is accepted. (LOL, ~Challenge accepted.)

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P.S. Review, I beg of you! BEG OF YOU!