Author's Note: Sorry for the late post guys, Titanfall happened. So this is the last chapter from the original we( me and two others) will be using to start this re-boot. To go into detail about the specific reason why I am doing this is in the original Twist in Fate 2, there were a lot of things I felt were missing. The first being introduction of new characters. Especially the ones from Jean's past. The other being that while having Jean be consistently mean is fun to do, I felt that there need to be somewhat of a change to him. But not too much, after all he is a character you guys love to hate. (I hope I am not hitting the nail on the head. :( This was me IRL.) Anyway I have some stuff to do and I have to make sure to get them done to allow myself to get the next chapter done from scratch. So enjoy if you haven't already.
Pinkie hummed as she and Twilight walked bare-footed on the grass to the sidewalk five feet in front of them. Their naked bodies were only shown by the moonlight above. Once the two finally reached the brightly lit streets, the two stopped and stared, astounded. The many dark buildings loomed in silence above them.
"Whoa!" Pinkie gasped as she walked absent mindedly across the street. Twilight noticed this and pulled her back by her arm.
"Pinkie! Don't just walk out like that! We could easily get lost." Twilight said before looking left and right.
"Sorry, Twilight, but I've never seen buildings like these before." Pinkie smiled. Before Twilight could talk a car quickly passed by them causing them to jump back in shock.
"Wh-wh-what was that?" Pinkie mumbled hiding behind Twilight.
"I-I don't know." Twilight gasped as the two slowly backed away into the park.
"Oooh whee! What are you fine, young things doing out here." A man's voice called from their left.
"Hey, human! My name is Pinkie Pie and this is my friend, Twilight. We're looking for our husband Jean. Do you know where he is?" Pinkie asked.
"Pinkie! Why did you tell him th-"
"Jean huh?" The old bum asked as he took a step into the light. Both Twilight and Pinkie scrunched up their face in disgust. The old man's face was covered in dirt and his clothes were nothing more than just a blue tattered blanket. His arms stuck through the one of the many tears of the blanket as did his head.
"Urm...never mind Mr. Human...thing. We'll continue our search else where." Twilight said as she and Pinkie slowly backed into the park.
"Wait! I-I-I can show you where he is. All I ask is for...hehe... a little reward in return. Like maybe...you." The old man said pointing his right skeleton-like index finger at Twilight. The bum licked his lips as he limped as fast as he could towards them. Without a second thought Pinkie and Twilight ran as fast as they could into the moonlit park.
"Come back!" The bum yelled, limping after them with outstretched arms and a drooling mouth.
"Twilight, do something!" Pinkie yelled. Twilight looked back to see the bum slowly disappearing from their sights as they fled deeper into the park.
"I don't need to...we lost him." Twilight said as she slowed herself down. Pinkie joined her as they doubled over gasping for air.
"I guess...not every*huff* human is as cute as Jean." Pinkie said, almost out of breath. Twilight nodded as she stood up and looked behind her.
"I-I think we should make camp here and search for him in the morning." Twilight said as she held out her hands in front of her.
"Okie-doki-loki." Pinkie said. Twilight closed her eyes as her hands began glowing a light purple.
"Ooooh." Pinkie gasped as a purple beam shot from Twilight's hand onto the the grass in front of them. Within seconds after the light subsided a brown tent stood before them.
"That's... so cool, Twilight! I didn't know you can do magic with your human hooves." Pinkie said watching Twilight's hands as the purple light vanished.
"These are not called human hooves, Pinkie, these are arms and the ends of them are called hands." Twilight explained.
"What about these? *squish* *squish*" Pinkie asked fondling her chest. Twilight rubbed the bottom of her chin as she looked at her's then Pinkie's.
"I am not exactly sure. My books only show male humans. They call them breasts but I have no idea about their function..." Twilight said before reaching her right hand out towards Pinkie's breast. Pinkie stared at her in confusion.
"Um, Twilight...what are you doing?" Pinkie asked as Twilight groped her right breast.
"I just wanted to know what yours felt like...and why are they slightly bigger than mine are?" Twilight questioned. Minutes later she retracted her hands and looked back towards the tent.
"Well, I'll find the answer after we find Jean." Twilight said before crouching down and crawling into the tent.
"I hope we do soon. Using my front hooves and cucumbers are so boring. I miss seeing Jean's face when he sho-"
"Pinkie, stop talking and just get some rest." Twilight said as she rolled out her sleeping bag. Pinkie joined her in the tent.
"Jean, if you can hear me. You better not be cheating on me." Twilight thought.
...Jean's House...
Jean quickly sat up and stared into the darkness of his room.
"Th-that...sounded like...Twilight's voice. That's fucking impossible...No more Red Bull's before going to bed." Jean said laying back down.
...Morning. East Bay, California, Roy's House...
The sound of the alarm filled the room before Roy's hand could come crashing down on the snooze button.
"...Arrgh..." He groaned as he rolled from the bed. He misgauged the distance and fell face first to the ground. "Fuck! ...God Dammit... What a screwed up way to wake up..."
He pushed himself up and limped to the bathroom, running through his morning rituals and heading out the door. He stood outside for a second before heading in the direction of the East Bay High School. On the way, he passed the park. He turned and noticed a large tent near the woods. Confused, he approached the tent and listened.
"...arrgh! Get your hand off me!"
"But they're sooooo soft and fluffy! Kinda like cotton candy! I wonder what they taste like?"
Roy's eye's widened as he backed away.
Well then... I can cross that off of my list of things I never thought I would hear... He thought and looked down at his watch. SHIT! I'm gonna be late! He took off running in the direction of the school.
...Morning. East Bay, California, The Park...
"Fucking going to be late. Fuucking got woken up twice. I fucking hate my life!" Jean shouted as he ran as fast as he could past the park with his notebook in hand.
"Wait, did you hear that?" Twilight questioned as she poked her head out of tent.
"Oh my gosh! That sounded like Jean!" Pinkie said hopping out of the tent causing Twilight to fall face first into the now wet grass.
"Jean! JEEEEAAAN!" Pinkie yelled before Twilight covered her mouth.
"Shhhh! Pinkie don't yell so loud we don't want to draw too much attention." Twilight said dragging Pinkie back into the tent.
"We can't just run out like that Pinkie. We have to devise a well thought out plan." Twilight said as a note pad magically appeared in front of her.
"Okie doki-"
"Please stop saying that." Twilight interrupted covering her mouth again.
"Now let me concentrate as I try to read Jean's mind. If I'm lucky this would also allow me to see where he is." Twilight said before closing her eyes.
...English Class, East Bay High School 4 hours later...
"In the Monkey's Paw, Mr and Mrs. White made wishes that they soon regretted. Their wishes were made without thought. Take for example Mr. White's wish. He wished for money but didn't specify how he would obtain it. The result? His son's life." The caucasian male teacher paused as he slowly closed the textbook in front of him.
"Let me impart upon you another life lesson, class. This story can apply to each and every last one of you." The teacher said before standing up from his chair.
"Oh my fucking gawd another fucking cutscene. For fuck sakes who does he think he is? Yoda? Ermm The force you must use." Jean thought as he rested his elbow on his desk.
"Many people wish for things without knowing the consequences. Some wish for money...others wish for love. Now, you may think you can't get things by wishing for them but you're only half right. There are times within life when those wishes comes true. Money, love, happiness, but there's always a cost. Something for you children to think about. Your wishes can come true but there will always be a cost." The teacher said before returning to his seat. The lunch bell rung a few seconds later. All the students began gathering their things and headed to the door.
"Remember class you'll get your test back Thursday. For those who think they didn't pass. You may do the extra credit that I wrote here on the board." The teacher said. Jean stared blankly at his desk.
"Wishes huh? Could that reall- What the fuck am I thinking! My wish could not have sent me to Equestria. There's no way I wished to go to a place like that. That's it no more listening to this fucktard's life lessons." Jean said before gathering his backpack and heading towards the door.
After waiting in the long line, Jean gathered his lunch and sat down at his table.
"Hey"
"WHAT THE FUCK!? Roy? Oh my gawd, I didn't send you a friend request fagget, so get out of my party!" Jean asked, startled.
"I need to talk to you."
"Oh, fuck you're not coming out of the closet are you? I should've known you were a fag!" Jean said scooting away from Roy.
"No, that's not it, just listen. I walked by the park this morning-"
"*gasp* but the professor said to never walk in tall grass!" Jean said, immensely sarcastic.
"And I saw a tent-"
"did you find Lyndis?"
"...Who?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? You don't know... Actually... I'm not surprised..."
"... should I be offended?"
"Yes, fuck beans you should be offended to the point you start questioning you manhood and think about handing out handjobs behind a Taco Bell." Jean said before picking up his peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
"Let me file that away... Anyway, I went over to it and listened-"
"Good Job, you fucking pedo."
"and I heard two girls inside."
"... … … Go on."
"And I think you know what I heard."
"No, I don't dumb fuck! But who gives two shit nuggets what they said. Did they sound hot!?"
"Yeah."
"Then what the fuck are we still doing here?"
"umm...class?"
"Fuck class! Don't be a fucking noob! There's hot sounding girls in a tent in a park, shit lips. We have to go over there. They're probably horny as hell!"
"I can see your point, to the park then?"
"No shit, you stupid fuck!" Jean yelled, drawing the attention of the whole cafeteria as he and Roy walked out.
… 20 mins later East Bay Park...
"Anything Twilight?" Pinkie asked stretching out her arms.
"No." Twilight said opening her eyes.
"Is this it?" Jean asked as him and Roy quickly approached the tent. Roy nodded. Jean slowly brought his ear towards the tent and listened. Twilight and Pinkie Pie froze in place
"I don't hear anything shit face!" Jean said.
"Well, they must be asleep." Roy shrugged. Jean stood there for awhile before backing away from the tent.
"Okay, well check it out." Jean commanded.
"What? Shit no, there might be something else in there." Roy protested.
"Oh my gawd dude, stop being a pussy and check the fucking tent!" Jean commanded. Roy shook his head.
"Is that Jean? JE-" Twilight quickly covered Pinkie's mouth.
"Did you...hear that?" Roy asked. Jean stood still, his eyes wide open in shock.
"I-it can't be." Jean mumbled slowly backing further away.
"Dude, where are you going? They fucking know you?" Roy asked.
"I-I fucking made the right decision! Stop fucking toying with me!" Jean yelled before running away. Seconds later Pinkie Pie hopped out of the tent and pulled a shocked Roy into a hug.
"Hey Jean! We missed you so much." Pinkie said slipping her right hand into Roy's pants.
"Pinkie... I don't think that's Jean." Twilight said climbing out of the tent. Pinkie looked Roy over and jumped back.
"Oops!" Pinkie smiled.
"No, its definitely ok... I can be Jean." Roy replied, somewhat star struck.
"Who are you?" Twilight asked.
"Oh! How rude of me! My name is Roy, Roy Fury." He said.
"Awww... we thought you were Jean..." Pinkie said, a frown crossing her face.
"You actually just missed him... He tore off about 5 seconds before you and I became acquainted." Roy commented, his eyes wandering to Pinkie's unobstructed chest.
"Wait... you know Jean?" Twilight inquired.
"... what? I mean! Yes, Yes I do." He responded, eyes wandering once again.
"Oh! Well then, perhaps you can help us... but first... what are you doing?" Twilight asked, noticing his center of focus.
"Oh, just enjoying the view..." Roy answered.
"Of what, silly? Its just a field and some trees!" Pinkie asked, relatively cheered after hearing that they had made progress in their search.
"Well, I do see a field and trees, but I also see two gorgeous women, missing any form of clothing." Roy replied. "It really is quite beautiful!"
"Clothing?" Twilight asked staring confused at the young men. Roy smiled and nodded.
"Who cares about that! Our husband was here! Which way did he go!? I have a surprise for him!" Pinkie shouted throwing confetti in the air and jumping up and down. Roy watched, open mouthed, as her size D breasts bounced up and down.
"What are you doing?" Twilight asked.
"Watching art in motion." Roy shot back, not moving his eyes at all.
"What? …Wait...Aha! You must know what those...these..." Twilight moved her hand to her own breasts."... are... right?" At this, Roy looked up suddenly and stared at Twilight.
"Wait... you don't know?"
"Nope! But they sure are soft!" Pinkie chimed in as she stopped bouncing. "See?" She hopped over and grabbed Roy's hand, forcing it, without much resistance, to her chest. Roy's eyes widened in shock.
"Well...umm...yes...your breasts are...very...extremely...enticingly soft..." Roy hesitantly replied.
"I would assume these…'breasts'...strange name…have purpose outside of just 'being soft.'" Twilight pointed out, looking to Roy for an explanation. Roy tore his gaze from his hand to Twilight.
"Umm... Well, god, that's distracting. Purpose...RIGHT! Ok, they actually have two purposes. The primary one is to produce milk for infants," he looked at Pinkie's giant smile and a devious one graced his own lips. "but at the same time, in order for women to allow the infants to latch on, they double as an erogenous zone: a center of pleasure." With this, Roy brought his other hand up and began to massage the large orbs in front of him.
Twilight didn't notice this as she was too busy writing notes. Pinkie closed her eyes and began to moan holding onto Roy's arms as tight as she could. Roy's smile widened a little as he doubled his efforts, watching as Pinkie's smile reappeared. Taking this as consent, he slowly bent down and began to kiss down the side of Pinkie's neck. His kisses began to move closer and closer to her right breast and Roy felt as though his jeans shrunk in size. He replaced his right hand with his mouth to the great pleasure of Pinkie, as evidenced by her adorable exclamation. Without warning, she placed her hands on the back of Roy's head, urging him further. Understanding after a moment, the jobless right hand slowly made its way down Pinkie's side until it reached her hip. He dragged his fingers across her stomach and traced a few circles around her navel before it inched slowly south. Roy pulled his lips from Pinkie's aroused nipple and moved his lips down along the curve of her breast, dragging his tongue across her sensitive flesh. Pinkie's eyes shot open and she let out a gasp as his fingers met the slowly growing bud in her most sensitive region. Now thoroughly enjoying herself, Pinkie lifted her leg up to allow the fingers to send bigger and better waves of pleasure through her. In doing so, her thigh bumped against the zipper of Roy's jeans and she noticed that it returned the bump as Roy lightly moaned. She giggled to herself as she ran her fingers up his arms. She traced her fingertips along his chest and proceeded lower until they met with-
"PINKIE!" Twilight shouted startling the two. Pinkie quickly pushed herself away from Roy and smiled nervously.
"Sorry, I got kinda carried away... heheheh" Pinkie placed her hand on the back of her neck. "Whoops..."
"As did I... I feel as though I have overstepped my boundaries." Roy said. Twilight glared at Roy and Pinkie before she realized something.
"Well, I guess its ok, Roy... You did prove your point, I guess," she trailed off and swung her head to Pinkie. "But, you! You should know better! We are here to find Jean, not mate with humans!"
"Sorry, but it felt amazing! Like MMMM level amazing!" Pinkie shot back and tried to jump. "Oh no... Now I really need Jean..." She turned to Roy for an answer.
"Wait...you said Jean was your...husband, and that you weren't here for mating with humans? No way... He couldn't have been telling the truth. What are your names?" Roy pointedly asked.
"I'm Pinkie Pie!"
"And I am Twilight Sparkle. Why?"
"Holy. Fucking. Shit..." Roy looked at the pair in front of him.
"What?" Pinkie and Twilight asked in unison, concerned.
"H-he mentioned you two...and and...Rarity and Fluttersh-Oh my god I-"
"Jean told you about us!" Twilight gasped, grabbing Roy's shirt by the collar of his shirt, dragging him to eye level. "Did he say anything about...missing us!?" Roy stared at her than at Pinkie. Their eyes looked as if they were about to cry. Roy let out a sigh
You lucky son of a bitch! Roy thought before gently rubbing Twilight's arms.
"He told me he regretted leaving you guys." Roy lied, concerned for the girls. Twilight stood silent. "He said that the reason he left was for his sister."
"SEEEEE! Jean still loves us!" Pinkie shouted hopping up and down.
He better or I will! Roy thought.
"Roy, I need a favor. I haven't seen Jean in over 3 months...an-and...even though you told us what he said...I am still not convinced. I want to hear it from his mouth. I want you to go find him and bring him back to the park...right to that bench...but I don't want you to tell him we're here...I know it will be difficult but I want you to get Jean to...say...I just want him to say what he really feels, okay?" Twilight said as she pulled her arms away from Roy's grasp.
"It might take me awhile but I'll find him. He couldn't have gone far." Roy said before turning away. He could here Twilight let out a quiet sniff, holding back tears.
God-dammit Jean... I know you made a promise to your sister, but you've gone too far this time
