Pein
-"T-t-truth" you said. "Ok. What do you think about Pein-sama's piercings?" I asked. Little did you know that Sasori and Miyuki were pressing the speaker button so that everybody outside could hear it. Pein and Tobi were on the couch watching Jeff Dunham when they heard the question, so they listened closely. "Um..." you said, blushing a very light pink. "Come on, _! Answer the question!" Miyuki said. You had liked leader-sama for a long time and was the Akatsuki's manager. "I think that they are weird and ugly" you lied, not wanting us to know your true feelings. You didn't know that the TODB had speakers. You also didn't know that Pein had heard every word. He was devastated because he secretly liked you for months. 'If I can't have her, nobody will!' he thought. Later on that night, Pein called you to his office. "Leader-sama? You called?" you said, not seeing Pein right behind the door. He shut it and locked it, scaring the holy sh!t out of you. You turned around to see him with a pissed off face. He threw a kunai at you, pinning you to the wall. "Lea-" you were cut off by a pair of lips. You were completely shocked, so you didn't do anything. He took it a a reject and pulled away. He took the kunai out of your shirt and said "Go" You just stared at him. "Go!" he shouted. Then you did something that shocked him. You kissed him with passion. He soon kissed back."I've liked you for a long time" you both said in unison and both blushed."Do you want to go out with me?" he asked. Yu squealed and hugged him. Later you figured out that the TODB had speakers and me, Sasori, and Miyuki turned them on, so you killed us and Pein made you a god like him
Kakuzu
"Dare!" you said loudly. "Oy, you're loud! Good thing this box is sound proof. I dare you to..." Miyuki said. I then whispered something in her ear. She grinned evilly. "What are you thinking?" Sasori said nervously. Then she whispered in his ear what I said. He laughed and said "Let's do it!" "Ok! _, I dare you to play strip poker with Kakuzu." Miyuki said. "Ok..." you said cautiously. You were very good at hiding your emotions, which came in handy in this situation. You exited the TODB and asked Kakuzu if he wanted to play strip poker. "Ok, but you might want to put a few more layer on. I'm the best poker player in the Akatsuki." "Oh yeah? Bring it on!" you yelled. As you both got ready, you thought you saw a blush on Kakuzu cheeks when you asked him if you could play. 'Does he like me too?' you thought. The first game you won, so you told him to take off one piece of clothing. He took of His cloak. As he took it off, he said, "Well well, looks like you're not too bad." "Why thank you! you said. This went on for a long time, with the rest of the Akatsuki (including me and Miyuki) watching you. You were down to a bra, panties, and a sock, while Kakuzu was in his boxers and his mask. You were in the middle of a game, when you felt you were being watched. Kakuzu also noticed people watching you, so he said, "You guys, quit staring at _'s beautiful body! Or I'll Kill you!" Everybody ran into their rooms except Pein, who simply said "find" and walked to his office. You and Kakuzu both blushed. "Thanks, Kakuzu." you said. "No prob. You know, this game is stupid. Let's just quit." "Ya. Hey Kakuzu?" you said nervously. "Hm?" "I really like you... all lot. do you wanna... hang out some time?" you asked, blushing. "Sure." he said, smiling. He took off his masked and kissed you passionately. Afterwards, you both got dressed and went out for ice cream. After that, he took your heart and made you immortal like him. You lived happily FOREVER after.
Deidara
"Truth.5203577" you said. "Um... ok. Who would you make out with in the Akatsuki if you had to choose?" asked Sasori. You blushed. "Deidara" you mumbled. "What?" we all said."Deidara!" you shouted. "Ow! Not so loud!" I shouted. After the game, it was time for cake. It was the most delicious cake you have ever eaten. When you had thrown you plate away, you noticed Deidara talking with me. I had a video recorder in my hand. You noticed that I was smiling evilly and glanced at you. You widened you eyes, now knowing what I had recorded. You shook your head pleadingly. I just mouthed no and pressed the play button. You looked at Deidara's face and saw that he was blushing. You ran to you room crying. 'Damn Megan-chan!'s you thought. Just then, you heard a knock at the door."_-chan? Please don't cry, un. May I come in?" You decided not to answer. He took that as a yes and came in your room. He got on your bed and hugged you. You stopped crying and started blushing."Why didn't you tell me you liked me?" "Cause I didn't want to lose our friendship" you said. He lifted your chin up and kissed you. You were taken by surprise, but you kissed back. "This is the best birthday ever!" he said."Now let's get Megan-chan back!" you said evilly. Then you did whatever you wanted to do to get back at me.
Zetsu
"Double Dare!" you say. "Mm'kay. I dare you to eat Zetsu's cooking." I told you. You gulped. You had heard that Zetsu was a horrible chef. Plus, Zetsu eats people! You thought hes food could be made of anything. After truth or dare, you asked Zetsu if he could make you some cookies. "Um... Zetsu? Could you make me some cookies? Preferably chocolate chip?" you asked. "Um, why?" the white side asked. "Dimwit! Just make the damn cookie!" the black side shouted. You giggled because you thought it was cute. 'No! Don't developed feeling! Feelings are bad!' You thought to yourself. After the part, you took a shower and went to bed. At about 4:00 a.m., you were woken up by Zetsu. "Hey _! I made the cookies you wanted." "Awesome." you said, trying to wake up. "But, just to let you know, something is always wrong when I cook things." he tried to tell you, but you were still trying to wake up. You got into his room with him right behind you. You ate one. "I-i'm not sure if you should eat those.' he stammered. "It's delicious!" you exclaimed, eating the rest of the cookies. You then went back to bed, as did Zetsu. You woke up later that morning at about 11:30. You got dressed and looked in the mirror. You screamed and called for Zetsu. "What? What?" he yelled. He looked at you and blushed. You hair turned dark green and you skin was a bit lighter than your hair. Your hair also had a single morning glory on the side of your hair. "Why am I like this?" you asked. "W-well, it's probably from the cookies you ate." You just stared at yourself."You know," you started, "I kind of like being green. I wonder if i have control over plants?" You looked over at a rose bush you'd planted outside. You concentrated all of your chakra towards the plant to make it grow. The rose bush started growing into beautiful red roses. You grinned. "Awesome" "I'm glad you like being this way. I like it better too." Both of you blushed. "Will you be my flower? You just leaped at him and hugged him. "Yes" you said. As you walked into the living room, the rest of the Akatsuki stared. "Back off! She's mine." he growled. You smiled at him. He baked every meal for you after that.
Orochimaru
"Both" you said calmly. "Fine. First, I dare you to make out with Orochimaru. Then come back for your truth." said Sasori. "Ok." you said coolly, but on the inside, you were freaking out. There had always been something that was attractive about him to you, but you didn't know what. You left the TODB to find Orochimaru talking with Zetsu. You went up to him with no emotion on your face. You got in front of him. "Hi _, wha-" he was cut off by you kissing him. You licked the bottom of his lip, and he slightly opened his mouth. You two made out for a while. (I'm not gonna go into detail, you pervs) You figured out that his tongue isn't very long at all. It's just a regular sized tongue. 'He must use his chakra to make his tongue long' you thought. When you were done, you said, "I have to go." He just stared at you wide-eyed. You went back to the TODB for your truth. "I'm back." you said. "Ok. Did you like what you just did?" Miyuki asked. "Honestly, yes I did." you answered. When all of you exited the TODB, Deidara was opening his presents. Just for the fun of it, you had bought him white play-do and put it in a container. "Thanks for the detonating clay, _! he said. Later that night, he tried it out. He kept using naught words. He then barged into your room. "_ you bitch!" he yelled. He started attacking you. Luckily, Orochimaru was walking by and saw Deidara attacking you. He used his tongue to grab Deidara and pull his shirt up. He put a seal on Deidara's chest mouth so that it would never open again. "If you ever do that again, that won't be the only thing that's shut forever!" he threatened. Deidara then left. "Are you okay?" he asked you. "Ya. Thanks for the save." "You're welcome." he said back. "Let's get back at him!" you said. You whispered something in his ear and he grinned. You replaced all of Deidara's clay with play-do. He didn't find out until he met up with Sasuke and was fighting him. That's why he died. You and Orochimaru were then known for pranking everybody. After a while, you two just became couple. You had two kids, both boy twins named Oko and Hanu.