Chapter 1: The Jack of All Trades (Part 1)

Author's Note: @Exotos135 I do understand that an author's note at the first chapter is a pretty weird way to start, but it just felt like a topic that I just had to get off my chest. Anyway, sorry for the delay, I typed the story up on my phone and there were a few Internet issues, but I am just happy that a lot of you guys really look forward to what is to come, so I thank you for reading and reviewing. Also, the next couple of chapters primarily serve as introductions, but, don't worry, as they say in "The Loud House": "There Will Be Chaos." Anyway, hope you guys like the REAL first chapter of the story. And, without further ado, let's begin!

If you live in the quiet and surburban Royal Woods area, you would already know that in one particular household is anything but that.

1216 Franklin Avenue is known as the Loud House, not because it is normally loud and chaotic, but also because that the residents' last names are "Loud." No, really, that was the truth. This household contains a total of 13 occupants: a mother and father, 1 boy, 10 girls, a bulldog, a canary, a cat, and a hamster, among others. As the years had gone by, the house itself managed to slowly, but surely, get quieter and quieter, mainly because one of the occupants (with the exception of the pets) have left the house to start her new life.

Lori's relationship with Bobby has remained stable throughout the years following her departure from her once humble abode as she now attends college with her boyfriend where his Uncle Carlos teaches. As a result, she has opted to dorm in the facility and has taken a part-time job as a worker in a smartphone store and her ability to text fast really paid off.

However, prior to her departure, Rita and Lynn Sr. were taking things a little out of proportion, as they were literally crying their eyes out due to the fact that one of their babies was leaving their nest, which is understandable. The family had a huge going-away party two days before her leave to wish Lori the best of luck in her new life. All of Lori's friends showed up to give her their support; heck, even Clyde showed up to the party as well, and guess what he got? A kiss on the cheek from Lori before his nose comically gushed out two waterfalls of blood before passing out (Lincoln, Lynn, Lana, and Lola opted to take him back to the McBrides' house so he can rest). As the party was about to come to a close, Lori gave a speech, where she thanked everyone for showing up to the party and thanked her family for their everlasting support. Lori thanked her mom and dad and all of her siblings, especially Lincoln, reason being that he was the glue that kept Lori and Bobby together all these years and although she wouldn't say or show it, but she couldn't ask for a better little brother.

Next up on the roster is Leni Loud, who is now 20 years old. She has made great progress in the fashion industry ever since her big charity fashion drive, in which she ran right into "Prim and Perfect" magazine writer and specialist Gary De Lil, who offered her not only her own fashion line of summer and fall dresses, but also wanted to take her picture and put her on the front cover of the magazine's next issue. Naturally, Leni couldn't resist the offer, and in a few weeks time, it happened: fashion designers from not only the Royal Woods area, but people all over the United States wanted access to her latest designs that were all met with critical acclaim, to which she was beyond overwhelmed with how much popularity she was getting. In fact, Lola even wore Leni's latest designs for one of her beauty pageants (which she obviously won) and helped market her clothing line for young kids. However, her real challenge was designing clothing for a men's fashion line, but luckily, Lincoln was there to provide for her the necessary assistance, in which she was eternally grateful for since Lincoln had done this sort of thing in the past, and considering how much taller and slimmer he has gotten, he was a perfect model. Sadly, Leni's fifteen minutes, or should I say, weeks, were finally up as the paparazzi and fashion critics/designers flocked over to the next big thing, yet she wasn't too hung up about it. Leni was still in school, attending the Royal Woods Community College alongside Luna and taking courses akin to her career path of being the next big fashion designer. Miraculously, she is doing extremely well in her subjects (Lisa was even astonished when she saw Leni's grades, in which the latter responded that "her head isn't full of air, you know"), especially in Woodshop, Art, and Home Economics. She, alongside all of her younger siblings still live at home with their parents. Her outfit hasn't really changed that much, aside from a slightly longer seafoam sundress and a pair of knee-length jean shorts. However, she still retains her ditzy and oblivious attitude and personality; not that drastic of a change for the sweetest Loud around!

Following her is 19 year-old Luna Loud, who is currently a very talented musician. Her skills and capabilities in the music industry have shown tremendous prowess as her musical talent has underwent drastic improvement. Just like Leni, she also attends Royal Woods Community College and has been earning extra money to perform at night clubs and pay off her student loans. Meanwhile, she was waiting for a record deal. That's right, she has recently submitted a couple of her mix-tapes to a big-shot record company named "Remix Records" who would take a listen and report back to her if she had a deal. However, she only received a phone call from the boss of the facility who stated that they were still busy with other aspiring musicians and apologized for the delay. That phone call was only about six weeks ago, leaving Luna very distraught and left her doubting if this was where she was destined to be. However, Lincoln was standing by the doorway of Luna's room that she shared with Luan, and being the caring younger brother that he is,

helped Luna out of her slump by reminding her who she really is: a passionate musician with a drive to be the best that no one ever was. Luna was extremely flattered to hear that he, Leni, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, and Lana enjoy her music and occasionally rock out to it while doing their respective hobbies; she couldn't help but hug her little brother as a token of gratitude for cheering her up and lifting her spirits. Luna couldn't be anymore thankful to have an awesome brother.

Next up is 18 year-old Luan Loud, master of comedy and pranks. She had shut down "Funny Business" two years ago and, instead, is working on becoming the next big internet sensation. She currently has 75,000 subscribers on her prank channel on ViewTube titled, "Luan Out Loud's Prank Invasion" (creative, huh?). The most popular video on her channel has over 2.5 million views and growing; it featured Luan rigging the upstairs hallway and stairwell of the house with tripwires, mousetraps, and water balloons, among others, followed by Lola, out of all Louds, to recieve the oncoming prank blitzkrieg and comedically ending up with her slipping on a banana peel and bucket of ice water being dumped on top of her head. She ended up cursing Luan and proceeded to tattle on her to mom and dad, yet Luan didn't get into trouble, reason being her parents were too cowardly to receive the next armada of her deadly pranks. As Luan walked upstairs to her room, she saw Lincoln inside, sitting on top of her bed, and gave a fist bump for another successful prank; yes, it was Lincoln who rigged the tripwire and mousetraps, while Luan set up the bucket of water and the water balloon launchers down the stairwell. However, they didn't set up the banana peel. This thought made the two laugh together, until Luan whipped out a cream pie and threw it toward her brother, only for it to be dodged and countered with another pie that the latter threw out of nowhere. This then escalated to a full-on pie fight that completely covered the entire room in cream and empty pie trays, as the two were laughing even harder at each successful hit. It was memories like those that made the comedienne smile: hanging out and having fun with her little brother. Seeing him smile and laugh to her jokes made her feel happy knowing that her material can definitely make someone's day. Alongside her ViewTube career, she works part-time at the Royal Woods Comedy Club for some money so she can start saving for college; she is currently on her last year of high school and her graduation is only a few months' time. Luan is definitely seeing a bright future ahead of her.

Author's Note: Well, there you go, first four Loud sisters done. Next chapter, will be the next set. Also, an anonymous commenter wanted to see Lincoln with someone else other than Ronnie Anne. Don't worry, you'll see what's to become of them next chapter. Until then, read, follow, and review, and I'll see you guys next time!