Turning the Tables

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"That incompetent witch! All this time she has been determined to sully my time-honored reputation. I should have known." Snape exclaimed vehemently, only causing Harry and Draco to laugh louder. Snape attempted to turn his spite upon the boys, but to little avail.

"Sorry, godfather," Draco said through fits of hysteria, "normally that glare would scare me through, but the situation is just too priceless."

"I agree with Draco," said Harry, "its way too awesome to see you so flustered." Harry and Draco continued to laugh collapsing into each other's arms briefly. Snape glowered at them then smirked and cast a quick spell, sticking the two boys together. They stopped laughing immediately as they tried to pull apart. Draco's hands were stuck on Harry's waist, and the Harry's hands were stuck on Draco's shoulders. No matter how they struggled, they could not break apart.

"Well," Snape began a devilish glint in his obsidian eyes, "I am glad to see you two…embrace your natural inclinations."

Both boys shouted hasty claims of disgust in defense of their masculinity, but they proved to be useless and unconvincing in their present physical predicament.

"Let us go!" Harry demanded.

"For once I'm going to agree with Potter. Release us, Sev. This isn't funny. I can feel my brain dying from being so close to this imbecile." Draco sneered.

"Hey! I'll have you know I am very smart!" Harry argued.

"Sure, which is why Granger had to do all your work."

"Well, it's better than being a daddy's boy!"

"Shut up, Potter."

"Make me!"

"Maybe I will!" Draco exclaimed before capturing Harry's lips with his own.

"I think I am going to be ill," Snape said as his eyes widened.

The kiss lasted a few short minutes, long enough for Snape to run in horror from the room. Finally, they care around to their proper minds and pulled back as far as they could. Draco was the first to break the shocked silence of their mesmerized gaze,

"Well….I think that is one prank Snape will regret."

Harry replied, "Yeah, if that's how he reacts, I'll have to do it more often."

"So, you're saying you'll have to kiss me more often, Potter?" Draco smirked. Harry's eyes grew wide, and a blush grew on his cheeks.

"Well I mean—that's not what I—it's just..."

"Oh shut up. You're babbling again," Draco said before catching Potter's lips once again.

"Merlin's beard! You haven't stopped yet!" Severus shouted from the door. Harry and Draco pulled back to laugh then realized that Snape had released them from the sticking charm in the hopes that they would end their romantic interaction.

The two confused boys awkwardly separated, minds reeling now that the "spell" had been broken, both figuratively and literally. Harry cleared his throat and looked anywhere but at Draco.

"Oh stop fidgeting, Potter. People kiss all the time," Draco said, "No one cares. It's not a big deal if we kiss." Harry shrugged.

"Yeah, I mean—we could kiss whenever we wanted and still be enemies, right? It's not a big deal."

"Right. We could kiss whenever…we…wanted…" Draco's eyes lowered to Harry's lips. They eyes each other hungrily. Luckily, Snape interjected.

"Oh no you don't! I refuse to be subjected to that horrendous sight once more. Stay away from each other." Snape said angrily.

"Well…you started it anyways." Draco remarked petulantly. He was tempted to stick his tongue out, but that part of his facial anatomy had other activities still on its mind.

"What, are you prude all of a sudden, professor?" Harry inquired. "Too bad for Hermione."

"Yes, poor little mudbl—I mean...girl." Draco added, peering sheepishly at Harry. Just as Snape's glare began to thunder, the front door slammed loudly. A strong, very angry, female voice shouted,

"Severus Topias Snape!" Everyone froze as a furious Hermione Granger stormed into the room. Snape paled drastically. She came to a stop in front of him.

"May I ask what exactly you were thinking when you informed my boss that I would no longer be working at the Ministry?" She shouted.

"I just thought that in your condition—" Severus started.

"My condition is perfectly fine, you overprotective nitwit! How do you think I felt this morning when I was informed that my replacement was already hard at work!"

"Darling, I was just—"

"Don't you darling me! You are in big trouble!" Hermione snarled at Severus before whirling to face Harry and Draco with a sweet expression.

"How are you boys doing?"

"Um, uh…good." They both muttered, faces cringing in fear of receiving the lash of her anger. Thankfully, Hermione nodded and turned back to face her former professor and present lover with a vengeance in her eyes.

"Wait," Draco whispered to Harry, "Granger's dating my godfather?"

Immediately the young witch whipped her head to pierce poor Draco with a deathly glare. The boys took an instinctive step back, and Draco even took hold of Harry's hand in fearful response of Hermione's fury. She squinted her crazy woman eyes before casting a nasty explosive hex on the window which first showed the supposed flying monster. The boys ducked, and Hermione fled with robes billowing every bit as impressively as the black robes of the man chasing after her.

Once the dust had settled, Harry looked to Draco.

"Are you okay?" Harry asked urgently, only then realizing he was still holding Draco's hand in his.

"Yeah, I'm fine." Draco's gaze followed Harry's down to their hands.

"Hermione can be pretty scary sometimes," Harry said, his eyes never leaving their entwined fingers.

"Yeah, scary," Draco murmured.

"It's a good thing I'm a hero then. Since you needed a strong man to cling to," Harry smirked.

Draco scoffed, "Oh, come off it, Potter. You were just as scared as I was."

"I was not! I was merely protecting you!"

"I don't need you to protect me!"

"Oh yeah? Then why are you still holding my hand?"

"You're holding my hand!"

"I am not! You grabbed hold of me!"

"It was in the heat of the moment, nothing more!"

"Then I guess you can let go!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

By this time, they were yelling into each other's faces and breathing rather heavily. Draco's hot breath blew across Harry's lips, causing a shudder to run through him. Heart beating fast, he instinctively leaned forward. Draco's eyes widened as their lips met before slowly closing as he lost himself in the kiss. They sat there gently kissing, fingers still intertwined.

"Well, I'm glad I got that settled…Oh no, not again!" Snape shouted as he reentered the room.

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