Inspirational Idea 2.
I know I said I'd only do one-shots, but hardly anyone on here has made a Shimoneta Crossover, even when I told everyone that the official name for Shimoneta is Shimoseka, so I decided to make the next chapter for this Fic of mine, maybe if I post these other people will see.
Also it doesn't really say what age Naruto was when he tried to train with the Kyuubi's chakra, so I'd just say he was a year older.
Moyori Monorail
Naruto, now 16, couldn't help but sigh, it's been 2 years since he and Jiraiya arrived here, where perverted things are prohibited, he couldn't help but think back to what happened.
Jiraiya became the Pervy-Sage, hopping around wearing a toad-mask, of all things, peeking on women, sometimes getting caught on purpose because it was fun being chased by the decency squad, his words, not only that, but it turns out even though the both of them still had their names on the summoning contract, they couldn't summon anything but a tadpole each.
Jiraiya couldn't find a fake PM, so,with the help of seals he managed to fool the PM into thinking he was innocent of any perversion, which Naruto knows for a fact was bullshit, of course he couldn't say it out loud, also it turned out he couldn't safely remove the PM without alerting the decency squad, so he couldn't have the seals on, so while Naruto had to go to school, Jiraiya went around free, being a "super pervert" all he wanted, though being the Pervy-Sage, he also pretended to be a normal guy, to fool people, only using his Sage clothes for his perverted-terrorist role, by day Jiraiya was a traveler, working in different places, as well as using a Shadow Clone to help him keep his identity hidden, since he could turn on and off his seals.
Yet Naruto had to go to school, but because of that he met someone who helped him adjust to his life in Japan, of course he used the background he and Jiraiya came up with, saying his father was American, while his mother was Japanese living in America, but unfortunately they both were caught in an accident, so he had to live with his Grandpa on his mother's side, which Jiraiya hated, but because his Grandpa still kept healthy and fit, he had to move around a lot for his job, Naruto had to move to Japan, where Jiraiya paid for an apartment for him, allowing Naruto to go to school and everything.
Naruto changed to a athletics build, only more defined, he became more handsome, that no woman would say no to, but considering he's in a world where perverted things are forbidden, he had a normal life, his height became quite tall, 6'0 in height.
Suddenly he felt someone tapping his shoulder, looking at the person, the guy asks, "Hey Naruto, are you alright?"
Naruto just smiles and replies, "Yeah Tanukichi, just thinking back to how we met and everything that happened."
Turns out Naruto was sent to a school with the 3rd lowest moral, where he just happened to meet Tanukichi Okuma, where both became good friends, even with the other people trying to get Naruto away from Tanukichi, because of his dad, but Naruto didn't care and both Naruto and Tanukichi became best friends, the two even managed to get into the most prestigious public morals school in Japan, of course Naruto had help from Tanukichi.
As Naruto was facing Tanukichi, his eyes caught someone glaring at them both, by a big gorilla-like "boy(?)" it kinda made Naruto uncomfortable, Tanukichi saw his friend's look and looks to the side behind him, seeing the same gorilla-like boy(?) glaring and grinding his teeth at them, making Tanukichi uncomfortable as well, looking at Naruto on his right, Naruto looks at Tanukichi and gave a shrug, while whispering "I don't know what's up with him, let's just try to ignore him before something happens."
Of course after saying that a woman started causing a scene, saying the gorilla-like boy touched her butt or "Gluteus Maximus" as the woman called it, Naruto, seeing Tanukichi about to help the gorilla-boy, stopped him, "Look I'll help him alright, you get out to the station, since I'm faster, I'll be able to get away easier." Naruto explained, all the while tying a bandanna around his head, hiding his hair as best as he can, as well as passing his school jacket to Tanukichi to hold for him.
Just as the doors opened, the woman continued, "Like I said before..." Until she was interrupted by Naruto, Tanukichi getting out of the doors.
Naruto then exclaims loudly, in a fake tone, "Excuse me! I was the one who touched your Gluteus Maximus. Let's get off the train!" Dragging the woman off the train with him, the gorilla-boy was in shock at the moment, unable to understand what happened.
Until he realized and exclaims, "W-Wait up!" Trying to catch up to the two people.
All the while the woman was telling Naruto to let her go, but he didn't listen, managing to get out the doors before they closed, but the gorilla-boy ended up getting his face flushed against the glass, with the train slowly pulling away.
Naruto let's the woman go, while the woman complied, "Why did you have to get in my way?!" The woman glared angrily at Naruto, then grabbed the collar of his shirt, "I was about to make good money off of him!"
Of course both Naruto and Tanukichi could tell the woman was bluffing about the gorilla-boy grabbing her, since the guy was more focused on Naruto and Tanukichi. Naruto then says to the woman, "I knew you were bluffing..."
The woman was upset, taking her anger and aiming it at Naruto she called the guards and told them that Naruto touched her butt, not wanting to get caught, also with so many people around he couldn't use his chakra, since he didn't want to be experimented on, he looked at Tanukichi, telling him to meet up later, Naruto ran as best he could, seeing the guards coming from all sides, even the Monorail tracks.
He was about to grab a smoke pelt from his pocket, until a woman's voice called out to him, "What do you think you're doing?" Looking up he see's a woman with black hair, wearing a white cloak with her back to him.
Everyone was frozen in shock, except Naruto, Tanukichi slipped out the exit before this happened, that is until a guard was yelling for everyone to evacuate, "Passengers, please evacuate the station!"
As soon as he yelled that he finishes with "Blue snow has appeared!" Which the woman turned around to, letting Naruto see she was wearing panties on her face.
The now "named" Blue snow then started yelling out lame dirty jokes (A.N. I'm not gonna say them because I'm not like that.) With that everyone began running for the exit.
As she was relishing in yelling lame dirty jokes guards were closing in on her, that is until, "Stay back boys! I'm not wearing anything underneath this towel, grab me and it might fall off, I'll be as naked as the day I was born, than anyone holding me down will be blackmailed for exposing a woman in public!"
With that she took out some cards and tossed them into the air, since there were still some people around, everyone stated trying to collect them, Naruto catching one see's it's a picture of a girl exposing her panty-clad rear without a skirt.
Seeing the Decency Squad trying to calm everyone down, Naruto made his escape, pocketing the picture without realizing, he noticed a "convenient" rope tied to the side, leading down to the street's below, not wanting to waste chakra and the possibility of someone seeing him jump down and landing safely, he used the rope and made his escape.
Ten Minutes later.
Naruto managed to meet back up with Tanukichi, explained what almost happened and his escape, of course his hands were a little raw from the rough rope, but he was fine, they managed to get a couple of seats in the Assembly Meeting for the new school year, of course when the assembly started with the student council president, introducing herself as Anna Nishikinomiya, Naruto saw the "dreamy" look Tanukichi was giving her.
Then after they were in the same class, with Naruto seeing Tanukichi re-watching the speech Anna gave with a goofy smile, "Hey Naruto, can you believe someone so pure can give such a speech."
Not really answering, since he knew his friend was in a world of his own at the moment, Naruto sighs, sitting at his desk next to Tanukichi, that is until he hears a voice from below, "Uzumaki-san," Blinking a few times, Naruto looks down and jumps, seeing a green-haired girl poke her head out from between his legs.
Naruto's sudden jump caught Tanukichi's attention and even he was surprised at the girl between Naruto's legs, unperturbed the girl continues in a monotone, "Hi, my name is Hyouka Fuwa, sorry, I know this isn't exactly the normal way to meet, but I have a very vital question to ask you." It didn't sound like a question but more of an order.
Moving herself slightly from between Naruto's legs, making him lean back, back feeling uncomfortable at the proximity, though she asks, "Can you or Okuma-san please tell me where babies come from and how they are created," Naruto's and Tanukichi at the same time replied, "Huh!?" Not knowing how to respond to such a question, though Fuwa still continued, "I need to know the physical process and please, be as detailed as possible."
Of course because of the PM's Naruto couldn't yell out 'WHAT THE HELL, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING,' but ask as calm as the situation would allow, "And why do you want to know such a thing, I mean it's not my place to say, even though I know." He thinks the last part to himself, since he does have a super pervert for a teacher, it's pretty much obvious why he knows.
The science club president nods her head and replies, "Yes, I know it's not your place, but at the moment, because you and Okuma-san are the only ones who know, since everyone here are too naive about it, since you came from America when you were 14, you were no doubt, given the information of how babies are created and how they are born."
Wide-eyed at the girl saying that, Naruto exclaims, "How do you know that!?" Fuwa merely says, "I looked through your student files in the teachers lounge, it was quite easy." Tanukichi was surprised at that and exclaims, "That's illegal."
But Fuwa just ignores it and continues looking at Naruto and begins explaining how everything was a lie by the government to keep perverted things forbidden, how she went around asking how a baby was created, even with the pregnant mothers at gynecologists and how she was ban from there and everything, Fuwa then started "climbing" up Naruto, grabbing his shoulders, their faces an inch from each other, still talking and asking for a demonstration, making both Naruto and Tanukichi uncomfortable, both boy's didn't even know how to answer her questions.
That is until someone dropped a school bag on Fuwa's head, stopping her, Naruto and Tanukichi see's another girl with glasses and a braided-tail, holding the bag.
She told the two new student's how they were invited into the council, of course Naruto "felt" someone talking between his legs, since Fuwa was pressed against his part, though she kept asking about these things just before Naruto and Tanukichi left she asks Naruto if all boy's "cucumber," nearly slipping, were as big as his or is it just him.
Of course, both boy's rushed to the council room before answering, though Naruto had an eye-twitch, they both met with the council, where they were introduced to Ayame, Anna and the gorilla-boy, Goriki, of course after the introductions, Anna then explains how she wants both Naruto and Tanukichi into the council because of their knowledge and experience, since Naruto lived in america and Tanukichi's father, they both had an understanding on anything perverted.
Of course Tanukichi agreed to join , though Naruto was reluctant, he agreed to, since he enjoyed foiling perverts in konoha, it might be fun stopping them here, though not nearly as much.
After everything was in order, Anna then asked Ayame to give a tour for the 2 freshmen around town.
Both Naruto and Tanukichi followed Ayame into a old coffee-bar, where she then started telling them that she's blue snow and what her goal is, as well as blackmailing the both of them with the rope that Naruto used to escape with and saying that because Naruto was friends with Tanukichi, he would get caught along with him, what with his father and everything.
She then explains to them her phone, why she wants to flip the bird to moral and how the school has become so naive that no-one knows what's perverted and what's not, all the while making lame dirty jokes and flipping her mobile open.
Of course Tanukichi was still against it, but Naruto was open-minded that he agreed, but Tanukichi had to be threaten by Ayame about being Anna's best friend, as well as his infatuation towards Anna, with Tanukichi yelling out how messed up this idea was he agreed, reluctantly.
The Next Day.
Naruto found himself tied to a chair in a lab, with Fuwa across from him, seeming to be brewing something.
The last thing he remembered was opening his shoe-locker with purple gas escaping from it, since he was caught off guard, because there were no ninja's in this world and the gas was a different blend, Fuwa easily caught him.
She then started explaining where Naruto was and her reason.
Though the thing that freaked Naruto out was the fact that she was showing him two flies having sex, causing him to run off.
Of course he came out of the boys toilets with Tanukichi, having heard what the boys were talking about they couldn't help but feel sorry for everyone, since no-one knows how to have sex and everything is so messed up that it's like hearing a bunch of kindergartners calling girls disgusting, only not as cute.
After meeting up with Ayame, Naruto then explained what happened with Fuwa and what the boys were talking about.
After hearing about "flies docking" Ayume had an idea for a new sex-terrorist attack at the school assembly on the weekend.
Weekend.
So with that in mind, Naruto and Tanukichi became the distraction, while Ayame used pictures and the flies form Fuwa's lab to create a "sex scene" that had everyone on the floor, though Tanukichi was suppose to have made a symbol of a woman's vagina, all the while Naruto was running around throwing pictures around to keep people guessing.
Thus the start of S.O.X. began.
To Be Continued.
Hopefully with this chapter it starts people into wanting to make the crossover, remember this is just an inspirational Fic, if some of the things don't seem right it's because I was focusing more on trying to get everyone's attention and getting them interested in writing their own thing.
This may no longer be a one-shot but it's still purely inspirational.
I Do Not Own Naruto Or Shimoneta/Shimoseka.
