I woke up as the daylight shimmered into my room. "JASHIN DAMNIT, GO AWAY SUN!" I yelled.

Twilit was making up making breakfast. I could tell because Kisame kept yelling "Stop putting my hand in the blender!"

I put on my cloak and rubbed my eyes. Tobi came into my room and tackled me to the ground.

"Tobi, I wouldn't do that..." Itachi warned. Tobi stood up and I picked up my chainsaw and walked to the kitchen.

"Twilit, I don't feel like sushi today..." I said, leaning back in my chair. "I want muffins."

Twilit threw out the old batter and started making a new one. Tobi came by and started eating the old batter from the garbage.

"It tastes like shit!" Tobi exclaimed. I accidently leaned back in my chair too far and fell over.

Twilit glared at Tobi. "What... did... you... say?" she warned, twitching.

Tobi looked at her. "Twilit's cooking sucks!"

"Bad idea, Tobi, un." the blonde came in. He came up to me. "I'm Deidara, yeah."

I stared at him for a bit, standing up. "Are you a boy or a girl?" I asked him. He was fuming.

"NOT FUNNY! WHO TOLD YOU TO ASK THAT, UN! GRRR..." he/she stormed out of the room with Twilit stole my chainsaw and chased Tobi.

Hidan came into the room listening to music. "What CD is that?" I asked him.

"My Chemical Romance," he replied. "Why the fuck do you want to know?"

"Can I see?" He nodded so I took his CD player. When he wasn't looking, I switched it with Aqua and turned it onto full volume.

I gave the CD player back to him and he turned it on. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? AHH! JASHIN DAMNIT! YOU POISONED ME! YOU POISONED ME!"

A puppet came in. "Look, it's the Sesame Street parade!" I said, pointing to Kakuzu with a smile on my face.

He glared at me. "Funny," he mumled angrily, getting a sandwhich out of the fridge while Hidan rolled on the floor.

Konan came in. "What did you do to Hidan?" she asked me. I grinned evilly.

"I poisoned him with music." I said, holding up his My Chemical Romance CD. She took the CD player and opened it.

"Good job," she said, and skipped off. Twilit came charging in with my chainsaw.

"What did you do, Twilit?" I asked her.

"I chased him up a tree. I really tall tree."

I looked outside and saw a really really really really tall tree, and I could make out a small figure on the top of it.

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!" I heard Tobi screaming. I sighed.

"Well, we're going to have to get him out of the tree somehow. Let's do it with the power of..."

TO BE CONTINUED~