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Chapter 2: Day 0: Blaineley's Very Fond of Her Skittles
"Hi," Blaineley said, looking a bit frazzled, standing on the Dock of Shame, next to Geoff. "Justin, we're still eagerly awaiting your application."
"Is he even eligible?" Geoff asked, standing next to Blaineley, scratching his hat. "I mean, I know he's been involved in some of these seasons, but I don't think he's ever been remotely a fave for anyone."
Blaineley poked her finger to the tip of Geoff's nose, narrowing her eyes toward him. "You know nothing. I can assure you that Justin has a fan base!" Blaineley put back on a smile for the camera. "Anyway, we're a bit short on guys, and we were hoping to have plenty for me to choose from!"
"How old are you, anyway, like forty?" Geoff asked, confused.
"Twenty-five," Blaineley stated flatly. "Anyway, we still need more guys to sign up. And we're still really hoping that Justin signs up."
"I really don't think Justin's eligible, ch'yeah," Geoff said.
"We need more guys," Blaineley said. "If you're a guy who's appeared on another season of Total Drama, then we're looking for you! It's OK if your creator submitted you for someone else's story, or if you're in your own creator's story, either way, we want you!"
"Did you, like, just totally break the fourth wall there?" Geoff asked, scratching his hat again.
"Yes," Blaineley said. "Yes I did. Does scratching your hat really relieve any itching?"
"Well, it does for my hat," Geoff said. "We don't want the chicks to stop signing up either, though! I dig the chicks, man!"
"I don't really care about them," Blaineley said. "I guess, technically, they can sign up too, but I'd really love to have more hot guys sign up, especially since we don't really have enough of them."
"Cool, cool, that works," Geoff said, opening his hands, then looked around. "When's Bridgette getting here, anyway?"
"Would you shut up about her already?" Blaineley asked, massaging her forehead. "I mean, she's coming. She'll be here. Just don't worry about her, she'll be here." Blaineley sighed, then smiled for the camera once more. "But let's not dwell on that. If you've been a contestant in any other Total Drama fan fiction, and you'd like to prove yourself once more, just fill in the application form from the previous chapter. Especially if you're a guy. We want more of you!"
"Girls too, though!" Geoff exclaimed, pumping his fist. "We like girls, too!"
Blaineley sighed. "Girls too, but we especially want boys."
"So, are you like a cougar?" Geoff asked, while Blaineley tried to calm herself enough to keep from attacking Geoff.
"Pay him no nevermind."
