TUFF's House Party

It's Party Time, Kitty!

It shows Kitty in her apartment now. She was looking for the right clothes for the TUFF office party.

"Hmmm?" What should I wear?" Kitty mutters to herself as she goes through some clothes. "Should I wear something fancy or should I wear something casual?"

Then she picks up a dark emerald green shirt with a black shoulders & a vertical stripe.

"Maybe I should wear this?" Kitty said as she holds the shirt against herself. "Hmmm? Okay! I'll wear this with a pair of black pants, white socks with green trim on top and my black Nikes with green laces! Yeah! Then I'll look good!"

So she sets out her clothes on the bed now.

"I better get a shower." she said. "Soon, it's gonna be time to go to the party. Something tells me, that this party is gonna be hot!"

Then she takes off her TUFF spy suit and strips down her clothes, until she was naked.

"Time to get a nice shower!" Kitty said.

Then she goes into her bathroom and turns on the shower. After waiting for a bit, she steps into it with a bar of soap and starts her shower.

At Dudley's house.

Dudley was in the shower too.

"I gotta scrub all of my stinky places!" he said as he washes. "It's been about five months, since I last took a shower!"

He scrubs and thinks.

"I hope, this party is gonna kick ass!" he thought. "I hope, it doesn't turn out to be one of those other parties, that Keswick had hosted!"


It shows one of TUFF's past office parties, that were hosted by Keswick.

"Alright, e-e-everyone." Keswick started. "Welcome to my office pa-pa-party! Please have fun!"

It then shows everyone wearing Lord of the Rings outfits.

"Damn! This fucking sucks, Keswick!" Kitty sniffs.

"Yeah!" Roz sniffs. "I feel like a fucking tool in this stupid getup!"

"And I am wearing pants!" Dudley cries. "This party was supposed to be cool!"

"It is c-c-cool!" Keswick said. "My fr-fr-friends always dress up like this at their p-p-parties!"

The Chief was extremely pissed.

"Those who agree that Keswick shouldn't host anymore parties, say I!" he shouted.

"I!" everyone shouted.

"It unanimous!" the Chief said. "No more parties hosted by Keswick!"

"Hey! I didn't get t-t-to vote!" Keswick sniffs.

"I wouldn't matter anyways." the Chief said. "You're just a dorky nerd with a annoying stutter."

"YEAH!" everyone shouted at him.

"Hey!" Keswick sniffs. "It's not my fa-fa-fault, that I stutter!"

"Whatever!" Kitty sniffs. "This party sucks ass!"

"Yeah!" Roz shouted. "Let's leave!"

Then everyone started leaving Keswick's lame ass party.


"Yeah. That party sure sucked!" Dudley said as he turns off the shower and wraps a towel around his waist. "Hopefully, this party kicks ass!"

Then he steps out of the shower drying himself off.

"Now time to party!" Dudley exclaims loudly.

Then Peg walks in.

"Dudley. Do you wanna play a friendly game of poker with my friends, like we always do every other Friday night?" she asks.

Dudley turns to her with a frown.

"Hell no, woman!" he shouted. "That's boring as fuck! And that was only fun, when I was a little puppy! Now, it's just lame and sad!"

Peg starts sniffling & crying.

"Well, you're always gonna be a little puppy to me, Dudley!" she sniffs as tears streams from her eyes.

Dudley turns his back to her.

"Nope. It's not gonna work this time, mom!" he said. "I am going to the office party. And that's final!"

Peg blows her nose.

"You know, Dudley." she started. "You're right. I think, that it is time for me to stop having you play a friendly card game with my friends."

"That's right." Dudley said.

Peg turns to him.

"Go out and have fun with your office party, Dudley." she said with a smile. "Have fun with your friend; Mizty, Samantha, the Chief, and that freak of nature."

Dudley facepalms himself.

"For the love of god, woman!" he started. "The cats' names are; Kitty & Roz! Not Mizty & Samantha!"

"Whatever." Peg said. "Have fun."

Then Dudley puts on a clean shirt.

"Now to wait for Kitty on the porch!" he said as he ran out of his room.

Then he stops and comes back.

"Whoops! Forgot my camera!" he said as he grabs it. "Something tells me, that I'm gonna need it!"

Then he waits for Kitty on the front porch.


At Roz's house.

Roz was getting ready for the party as she was getting her cds.

"Alright! I've got all of my cds!" she said. "Everyone is gonna jam off to these!"

Then she puts the cds into a box.

"Now to get a quick shower right fast!" Roz said as she takes off her clothes, revealing her sexy body.

Then she goes into her shower.

Back at Kitty's house.

Kitty brushes her hair.

"There!" she said as puts her brush down and puts her hair into a ponytail. "Time to pick up Dudley and Roz! And then we can go to the party!"

Then she picks up her keys to the TUFF mobile and leaves her apartment.

Dudley was sitting on his mom's porch, waiting for Kitty as Kitty pulls up.

"Hey, Dudley!" she called. "Are you ready?"

"Yeah!" Dudley said. "I'm so ready!"

"Great!" Kitty said as Dudley hops in. "Let's go get the DJ!"

"And who's DJ, Kitty?" Dudley asks stupidly.

Kitty laughs as she starts up the TUFF mobile.

"The DJ is Roz, Dudley." she said.

"Oh." Dudley said. "I get it now!"

"Good!" Kitty said. "Now, off to Rozzie's joint now!"

"Yeah!" Dudley exclaims.

Then Peg walks out on the porch now and turns towards the TUFF mobile.

"Hey, Mizty!" she shouted at Kitty.

Kitty rolls her eyes.

"Oh, god!" she sighs. "What the hell do she want?"

"Oh shit!" Dudley exclaims. "She's coming! Step on the pedal, Kitty!"

"I think you mean; put the pedal to the metal." Kitty corrected him.

"Whatever!" Dudley exclaims. "Just go!"

Then Kitty puts her foot on the gas pedal and speeds off before Peg can get up to them.

"Geez. What's up with them?" Peg asks.

At Roz's house.

Roz was sitting on her porch waiting for Kitty & Dudley.

She was wearing a dark blue shirt with black shoulders and back. Black jeans, white socks & black Nikes with dark blue laces.

She also were wearing a black baseball cap backwards.

Then Kitty & Dudley pulls up in the driveway.

"Hey, Rozzie!" Dudley called out to her. "We're here!"

"Hey, Kitty! Hey, Duds!" Roz greeted. "I see you both are looking good and ready for the party!"

"Yeah!" Kitty said as she gets out of the TUFF mobile. "Do you need help?"

"It's just a bag & a boom box, Kitty." Roz said. "The rest of the DJ stuff is at TUFF."

"Oh!" Kitty said. "Okay! Anyways. Let's go!"

"Yeah!" Roz exclaims loudly as she grabs her bag & boom box.

Then they get into the TUFF mobile and Kitty speeds off towards the TUFF headquarters.


At TUFF HQ.

Everything was ready for the party. And some of the party guests were arriving now.

The Chief hops in with Keswick.

"Ahhhhhh! We're finally here!" the Chief said. "Especially after that long delay, Keswick!"

"Hey!" Keswick sniffs. "I had to get my ha-ha-hair ready! And I had to use the ba-ba-bathroom!"

"Whatever." the Chief sniffs as the caters were setting up the food. "I wonder, how's the food?"

Then he hops over to the food.

"Oh boy!" he exclaims. "Just look at all this spread!"

Keswick walks over to him.

"I hope, they don't h-h-have anything cooked in ca-ca-coconut oil." he said. "Because, I'm a-a-allergic to it!"

Then Kitty, Roz, and Dudley walks in.

"Alright, people!" Roz exclaims. "The DJ is here!"

"Where's the food!?" Dudley asks as he looks around.

"Over here, Agent Puppy!" the Chief called.

Dudley runs over to him.

"Hey, Chief." he greeted. "I see, that you're looking good!"

The Chief laughs.

"I always look good, son!" he said as he holds his head up high. "I always look good!"

"Hmmph! Yeah right!" Keswick sniffs. "You didn't look so good, when I drove you h-h-home last week, after the baseball game! You th-th-threw up in my pa-pa-passenger seat!"

"Thanks for killing my mood, Keswick!" the Chief sniffs angrily.

Keswick went over to Kitty & Roz, who was setting up the boom box.

"Hey, ladies." he said. "Do any one of you wanna d-d-dance with me?"

"Fuck no!" Kitty sniffs. "I'm gonna dance with Dudley."

"And I gotta DJ." Roz said.

"Da-Da-Dammit!" Keswick sniffs. "Looks like, I have to dance with Agent Ja-Ja-Jumbo or whatever her name is again!"

Then Keswick walks slowly away.


Pretty soon the party was in full swing now.

Most of the agents were dancing to the music, while some of them were shooting the breeze with each other and some of them were eating the food, if they were lucky enough to get pass Dudley and the Chief.

Keswick was talking with Agent Nutz.

"This party is pretty b-b-boring." he said as he yawns.

"What do you mean, freak show creature?" Agent Nutz asks.

"I mean, that no one haven't got d-d-drunk yet." Keswick said.

"Oh, I think someone's drunk." Agent Nutz said.

"Really?" Keswick asks. "W-W-Who?"

"You." Nutz said.

"Me?" Keswick asks. "Why do you think that?"

"Because, you're stuttering a whole of a hell lot!" Nutz sniffs. "It's starting to piss me off!"

"I always s-s-stutter, Agent Nutz." Keswick said.

"Well, stop it!" Agent Nutz shouted in Keswick's face.

"Time to make this party i-i-interesting!" Keswick said to himself as he goes to his lab.

Roz takes out a cd.

"Alright, people." she said into the mike. "Time for an remembrance of the 90's!"

Then she plays Ice Cube's 'Friday'.

Everyone except the Chief starts dancing.

"Oh my god!" the Chief exclaims. "What the hell is that shit?"

"That's Ice Cube, Chief!" Dudley said. "His music is awesome!"

"Why would anyone be named after something, that was meant to cool off your drinks?" the Chief asks stupidly.

Dudley ignores him as he continues on dancing.

Kitty was also dancing.

She was dancing better now since she was taking dancing lessons. Dudley sees her dancing and went over to her.

"Hey, Kitty!" he greeted. "Dancing I see?"

"Yeah." Kitty said. "I've gotten good since I've been taking dancing lessons!"

"You've been taking dancing lessons?" Dudley asks her.

"Yeah!" Kitty said. "Now, Keswick or any other asshole won't have an excuse to say, that my dancing is crap!"

Dudley then looks around.

"Hey. Where is Keswick?" he asks.

"How the hell am I suppose to know?" Kitty said. "He's probably hiding in incinerator again."

"Yeah." Dudley said. "Wanna dance with each other?"

"Sure!" Kitty said.

Then the two partners started dancing with each other.

Keswick then comes out of his lab with a bottle.

"This should l-l-lighten things up!" he said as he goes over to the punch bowl.

He opens up the bottle & starts pouring its content into the punch bowl. Then he takes out another bottle and pours it into the bowl.

"There!" he said. "The punch is s-s-spiked! Now everyone will be drunk!"

Then he runs off just as Tammy went over to the bowl.

"God! Dancing sure is exhausting!" she said as she grabs a glass. "Maybe some of this punch will quench my thirst!"

Then she pours herself some punch and then drinks it.

"Mmmmm! This punch is delicious!" Tammy exclaims as she turns to all of the partygoers. "Hey, people! Try some of this punch! It's delicious!"

"Well, I sure can go for some punch!" said one background poser agent as he runs over to the punch.

"Me too!" shouted Agent Jumbo loudly as she runs over.

The Chief hops over to the punch bowl.

"So, how does it taste?" he asks.

Some of the poser agents drink the punch.

"It tastes delicious!" the posers exclaimed. "WE MUST HAVE MORE!"

Then they drink more of the punch.

"Okay!" the Chief exclaims. "I'll drink some!"

Then he drinks some of the punch.

"Oh my god!" exclaims the Chief loudly. "This punch is so damn delicious! I haven't had punch like this since the 70's!"

Keswick was off laughing to himself.

"Right. Things are going a-a-according to plan!" he said. "Soon everyone will be all b-b-buzzed & loaded!"

Roz comes on the mic now.

"Alright, people. It's time for the dance off!" she announces. "It's where a two teams of two people dances against each other with their dance moves. Whoever team with the best dance moves win $400,000 dollars each!"

Dudley turns to Kitty.

"So, do you wanna do the dance off, Kitty?" Dudley asks.

But before Kitty can reply. Roz runs up to her.

"Wanna participate in the dance off, sis?" she asks. "We both can show everyone our moves."

"Sorry Dudley." Kitty said. "But I'm going with Roz for this."

"Oh." Dudley said a little sadden. "Lemme guess. It's a twin thing right?"

"Well, yeah." Kitty started.

"Okay." Dudley said brighten up a bit. "I get it now! I'll just get me some punch!"

Then he go over to the food table & get himself some food and punch.

Kitty turns to Roz.

"Let's start showing off our moves against these background posers, sis!" she said.

"Yeah! Let's!" Roz said.

Then some background poser agents starts dancing very poorly to the old school rap music. The party crowd boos at this and starts throwing things at them.

"Ha! Those losers suck!" Kitty said. "Let's show them!"

"Yeah!" Roz said.

Then the Katswell twins started showing off their sexy dancing moves. The party crowd stops throwing things and started cheering for them.

"Yeah! Go Kitty! Go Rozzie!" shouted Agent Bacon.

The Chief turns to the cheering crowd.

"Looks like, we have winners!" he exclaims.

The back ground poser agents started to dance once again. And once again the party crowd reacts poorly to this by throwing things at them.

Dudley turns to the booing crowd.

"What's going on?" he asks Tammy. "Why everyone's booing?"

"Because. Some background poser agents are dancing." she started. "And they totally suck ass!"

"Oh. I see." Dudley said.

Then the Katswell twins started dancing impressively and sexually now. The crowd starts cheering & applauding loudly now.

Dudley smiles at this.

"Whoo! Go Sexy Katswells!" he shouted as he drinks some of the spiked punch.

The sexy Katswell twins keep dancing sexually literally blowing away the competition.

The party crowd applaudes loudly as the music ends.

The Chief holds two large checks.

"The winners of the dance-off." he started with a smile on his face. "Agents Kitty Katswell and Roz Katswell!"

The crowd cheers loudly to this.

"Whoooooo! Good job, Kitty!" Dudley cheers. "Good job, Rozzie!"

The Katswell twins went over to get their checks.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Kitty said.

"We blew those fucking background dorks out of the fucking water!" Roz said.

The background poser agents were sad by this.

"Dammit! I knew, that I should had a better partner!" sniffed Agent Zero.

"Hey! It's not my fault, that you couldn't keep up!" Agent Nutz sniffs. "You gotta be fast on your feet. Just like me!"

Then Agent Zero kicks Agent Nutz in the balls.

"AHHHHHHHH! MY BALLS!" he shouted as he holds his groin in pain.

"You should've been fast on your feet." Agent Zero said snootily.

The Chief give the Katswells their checks.

"Congratulations, girls!" he said. "You danced better than anyone of us can."

"Ha!Ha!" Kitty laughs as she turns to Keswick. "No more of those jokes of me, making holes in the ozone layers with my so-called awful dancing!"

Then she shakes her sexy booty in his face.

"So w-w-what?" Keswick started. "You still a s-s-sucky dancer to me!"

"Fuck off!" Kitty shouted as she kicks him hard in the groin.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY T-T-TESTICLES!" Keswick shouted in pain as he holds his groin.

"It serves you right!" Roz said as she takes over the DJ stand again. "Alright everyone. I'm back! Now for another song from the past!"

Then she plays 'Jump'.

Then everyone starts dancing & jumping all over Keswick.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP D-D-DANCING!" he shouted. "I'M STILL ON THE F-F-FLOOR & STILL IN PAIN!"

Everyone ignores him as Roz turns up the music and people danced and jumped all over Keswick some more.