Invasion of the Telatuby's!

"........So....."Winry said, bored"........"

"Well, I'm bored-there's nothing to do." Ed complained

"We could watch your girlfriend beat you with a wrench." Roy suggested, leaning against a wall.

Ed, Winry, Al, Roy, Riza, Scar, and the rest of team Mustang were all in Lior, just hanging out...doing nothing.

"OMG,I FOUND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" someone screamed, and all heads turned towards the girl from the previous chapter, and the other girl.

They ran up to them, and then the girl with longer hair started talking rapidly, and jumping up and down

"OMGICANTBELIVETHATWEFOUNDYOUANDOMGIMSOEXCITEDANDOMGI-"

"Shut up!" the other girl kicked the one with longer hair in the shins

"Ow." she winced, and stopped jumping

"We have to introduce ourselves." the one with short hair said "I'm Dae, and she's Hal."

"And why are you telling us this?" Winry asked, looking at them weird

"Because.........your part of a story on , and as we speak I am typing your demise." Hal explained

"WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Nothing. I said nothing." Hal stated calmly.

"Anyway, is everyone here?" Dae asked

"No, we're missing all the homunculus, Kimblee, Archer, the book worm, Maes, um......I think that's all."

"Okay, then get them here."

POP!!!

Suddenly the said characters appeared, from nowhere.

"What the.........."Ed looked at a confused Wrath

"Where am I?" Envy asked, looking around

"Okay, Envy, Wrath, Ed, and Al, line up in this order: Envy, Ed, Al, Wrath."

"Why?" they asked in unison

"DO AS I SAY,OR I'LL HIT YOU WITH A TELATUBY!!!!!!" Hal yelled, pulling out a green Telatuby, and holding it up above her head.

They scrambled together, and lined up in order.

Hal took a picture, then put away the camera, and turned to Dae.

"Its time for the invasion."

"It is? Hm, I wanted to make fun of Envy's cross-dressing."

"Okay-HEY ENVY,DAE THINKS YOU CROSS-DRESS WITH A PALM TREE,AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GIRL!!!"

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" Envy screamed, and the girls ran off scared

"OH,WHAT NOW-what's that?" Envy looked up and pointed at the sky, which was rapidly growing darker

"OMG-ITS THE INVASION OF THE SPECIAL EDITION UFO TELATUBY'S!!!!!!!!!!!THIS IS JUST LIKE MY BROTHER PREDICTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Scar screamed, and ran off yelling something about cake.

"Wtf?!" Roy looked and the crazy Ishbalan, then back to the sky to see-

"OMFG!!!!!!HE WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

And afterwards Hal and Dae found the survivors, which consisted of main characters, and likeable characters........and this time Archer died, and Tucker chocked on dog food.

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Disclaimer: Sorry, I forgot to put this up on the last chapter, but we do not own Fullmetal Alchemist.. unfortunately.