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Ino sprinted swiftly as she sneaked up behind Sakura, jumping onto her back, giggling childishly. Sakura yelped at the sudden contact, flailing forwards as she tried to keep her balance upright. Her surprise diminished at the sound of her best friend's laughter. Sakura sighed at her antics, but smiled non the less. She was glad to see a chirpier Ino, she knew how frantic the blonde could get when she felt overwhelmed.

"Good morning to you too," Sakura giggled. "I'm so glad to be graced with your presence on this special occasion."

Ino nodded her head in agreement. "Daddy says I couldn't hide in the closet forever, said I'd die from boredom before hunger hit."

"Wise words from a w—"

"Weird man, yeah." Ino finished for her, grabbing onto Sakura's arm, intertwining their fingers as she pouted at the students hugging and giggling with one another as they headed towards school. They were to happy for Ino's liking. This was school, not some playground. Their happiness was misplaced.

"Ino, you're conducting improper physical contact during school hours." Sakura stated plainly, her eyes never looking away from the building up ahead.

Ino gaped at her long time friend. Her pout quivering and her eyes pleading, Ino stopped walking, slowly releasing her hold on Sakura's hand. The action caught the pinkette's attention as she turned halfway towards the blonde, her interest piqued.

"Are you serious? That was not improper…this, is improper." Ino motioned deviously as she tried to jiggle Sakura's breast's, only to jump back before Sakura's fist connected to her temple.

"Hey now, I didn't even get close to get a grip there itty bitty."

"Ino!" Sakura yelled flabbergasted.

"I'm joking. I'm joking." Ino bowed for forgiveness, her playful grin never leaving her lips.

"I swear Ino, you can be so…inappropriate." Sakura commented as she crossed her arms in a disapproving manner.

Ino sighed at her friend's reaction. Sakura had turned into such a fuddy duddy during their last year of middle school. Ino couldn't pinpoint when it was that made her so…crabby about physical interactions. She assumed it was catching that boy she liked shoving his tongue down some girl's throat or when what's her name stole her crush from her with all that bosom button popping tricks she liked to pull. Either way, Sakura had turned into a monster, one that hated seeing public affection.

"Please, don't tell me you're going to join the moral committee, or is it called the chastity belt club?" Ino pondered, tapping her lips in thought.

Glaring at Ino, Sakura sighed. "Well, I was either thinking of joining the the student body council or the act against sexual contact club."

"I'm sorry, there's an actual club that's called that?!" Ino freaked.

Sakura laughed at the expression on Ino's face. "God, I don't know. Possibly. Who know's what type of clubs they have at this school."

"But you're not seriously going to join them though, right?" Ino pleaded.

"Well, I have been thinking a lot about joining the student council, but I have been inkling to join the public morals committee and smack the shit out of anyone making out in my halls." Sakura declared excitedly, pumping her fist's in the air.

"Wow. We haven't even entered the school yet and you've already claimed it as yours. Those poor unexpected souls, what misfortune will come their way when your wrath awakens."

Sakura smiled brightly as she cracked her knuckles in agreement, earning a sheepish laugh from her blonde companion. "God, you're scary. But not scary enough for me not to fondle those boobies."

"Ino, I swear to god." Sakura yelled, as she tried to pry the blonde off her back, shaking them around violently, completely unaware and unfazed by all the eyes glancing their way in surprise.

"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" A voice commented a few feet away from the bubblegum drop trying to wrestle off the laughing buxom blonde.

"Shisui. Stop. Just keep walking." His companion demanded.

"How am I supposed to keep walking when all I want to do is keep watching, look at all that body. Should I whistle them a hello?"

"Don't. I don't need them seeing me."

"Oooh, Sasuke Uchiha fangirls. How fun."

"Annoying is more appropriate." Sasuke sighed, glaring at his brother's best friend.

"But wait, I know all the girls in your little fan club, who the hell are those two?"

"By the looks of it, Sakura Haruno and Ino Yamanaka."

"Forehead and Piglet?!" Shisui shouted perplexed.

"Keep it down before they hear you." Sasuke hushed angrily, turning to the silent third party member for help who only smirked in return, his eyes lighting up with amusement.

"Hot damn. They use to be so…little. Ain't so little no more." Shisui smirked, licking his lips as he openly ogled at the girls in front of him.

"You're disgusting." Sasuke groaned.

"Why, cause I got a set of balls you'll never have. Huh, you want these nuts little squirrel." Shisui said, wrapping his arm around the younger Uchiha.

"Get the fuck away from me." Sasuke threatened, causing the two older boys to laugh at his distress.

"Your mouth says no, but your eyes…your eyes hint to the waits of hibernation," He continued teasingly. "Where you'll store my nuts in your burrow."

Sasuke's face paled as his two companions continued to laugh at the boys expense, groaning in the process. He tired greatly of Shisui's constant teasing's and vulgar innuendo's. The man was infuriatingly annoying.

"But seriously, when did all that happen?" He motioned back towards the young girls, still laughing away.

"Sakura must have dyed her hair during the break." Sasuke replied boringly, no longer caring about the situation at hand.

"Dyed her ha—, boy, I'm talking about those bodies," Shisui gestured, pelvic thrusting his away closer. "I'm talking bout those breast's going up a cup size, and those smack able ass's shaking my way. That soft delicate flesh that is begging to—"

"Shut it. I don't want to hear about the things you want to do to my former classmates, you disgusting fuck. I'm going up ahead, I can't stand to hear this guys voice so early in the morning." Sasuke groaned, sprinting up ahead to catch up with his own group of friends hunching together, reminiscing.

"Love you too, pumpkin," Shisui teased as he waved him goodbye, earning a glare from the youngest Uchiha. "He's such a delight."

The last two standing walked in silence the rest of the way, Shisui checking out all the pliable girls passing by, whistling towards a few, earning him a couple of delicate flushed faces. "We've got a delicious set of new dishes, my friend. Don't you agree, Tach?" Shisui commented as he elbowed his friend playfully.

Itachi Uchiha chuckled in agreement, his eyes lingering on the playful blond's swaying hips. His smirk prominent and eyes dangerously wicked.