OK, hi everyone! I'm sorry that the update took so long, but i have a valid reason, so dont start throwing anything! I was in the hospital, since I got pneumonia. Before that, I was having 2 track practices a day, which were both outside and in the rain (which is how I got sick in the first place) so I'm sorry!

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ok, amy wanted me 2 do that.

Edward: Oh, crap, here she comes!

Amy: Yay, EDWARD!! *glomps edward*

Alice: *takes out camera* say cheese!!!

Amy: CHEESE!! *smiles while edward looks miserable

Nikki: Alice, give me a copy of that!! Oh ,and Jasper, disclaimer please!!

Jasper: Nikki does not own Twilight in any way shape or form, all right belong to Stephanie Meyer. Cuz if Amy and Nikki DID own twilight... *shudders*

Emmet: *walks in the room*

Nikki: EMMIE!!! *glomps emmet*

Alice: Cuteness! *snaps a photo*

oh, and just as a note, Bella is not in this fic. I don't care for weak characters, and all she really does is sit around waiting for Edward (Amy: MINE!!) to come and save her. So this is in forks, and the werewolves ARE there, just not Bella.

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"Awwww!" squealed Esme, coaxing the kitten out into the open with a piece of string. The little kitten was all black, except for a white spot on it's chest, white paws, and white tips on the tips of it's ears and tail. "Its so sweet! Carlisle, we're keeping it!" she said with such finality, he was scared for his undead life.

When Alice had dragged in a less than enthusiastic Jasper into his office, he didn't need Edward's abilities to be able to know this was not good. When Alice had pulled the cat out from behind her back, he knew it was even worse. When she had started to beg him to let her keep it, while Jasper shook his head pleadingly, he realized he wanted out. That left Esme to decide, and this is the situation that is currently happening.

"Why Esme? Why?!" Jasper said hopelessly. Alice on the other hand, squealed with joy."Thank you Esme! Your the best Mom Ever!!! Yay! I'm gonna tell Seth when the werewolves come over for the new treaty!" she chirped happily. Jasper instead opted for banging his head against the wall.

"Well, since he is now part of the Cullen family, I think the kitty should have a name." Esme told Alice. "Do you have any in mind?"

" His name is Jasper Junior. JJ for short." Alice told her. "Oh, how cute!" squealed Esme. "Come JJ" she called to the cat. He came to her and sat at her feet. "He's quite responsive to his new name Alice. I take it you predicted what it would be?"

"Of course!" said Alice. The kitten got up from his spot at Esme's feet, and walked around Jasper's legs, and started to purr. "Awww Jazz, He likes you!"

Jasper went back to banging his head on the wall.

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OK, once again sorry for the long wait and the shortness of the chapter! I am also sorry for any spelling/gramatical errors that are here, if anyone wants to beta this, plz tell me! (if you could tell me how it works too, that might help).