Hey guys! So, I'm so happy because my first chapter was pretty well received. It did better than I expected. Thanks for all those who reviewed and for those who didn't, please do. They are what fuel me.
So, here's the second chapter. Short but that's what omakes are. Short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, and ladies love it!
That Will Be The Day
Jaune yawned as he entered the Beacon Cafeteria. It had been a week since Team JNPR's Emerald Forest Trip and he was tired on a Monday. Nora and Pyrrha had already ate breakfast and were just lightly sparring last time he checked.
Jaune spotted Ren at their usual table and got his tray of pancakes before going over to eat with him. He had to dodge a few people here and there but he eventually got there.
"Morning." Jaune muttered. Ren silently grunted, too lazy to even respond verbally. Jaune took it in stride. Lazy old Ren.
A few minutes passed as both men silently ate their breakfast. After it passed, Jaune turned to Ren. "Hey Ren, can I ask you something?" Ren silently nodded.
Jaune sighed. "Well, it's just that, do you really think I can win the Vytal Tournament? I mean, I'm going to face three people who are stronger than Pyrrha. And she's the strongest first year we know!" Jaune frowned. This had been bothering him for a few days and the doubt was plaguing him badly.
Ren stayed silent for a moment before responding. "I believe you can win with your Aura attacks and your strategies. You just have to try." The expression on Ren's face seemed sincere enough.
Jaune chuckled dryly. "That's pretty damn unlikely."
Ren sighed. Try to help a brother out and he's all salty. "Look, I know that we can make it to the Finals easy enough. We got Nora and Pyrrha. But I won't have their or your help in the Free-For-All. And I don't want to fail you guys." Jaune broo-frowned in deep thought.
"I'm sure your chances are pretty good." Ren assured him. Jaune lifted an eyebrow doubtfully.
He snorted. "Ren, the chances of me winning the Vytal Tournament are almost zero. Hell, I have a better chance of getting a harem consisting of Team RWBY, Pyrrha, Velvet, Coco, Weiss's older sister if she even has one, Professor Goodwitch, Yang's mom, a pair of identical twins, a robot with a soul, all the female First Years in the Tournament, three demigoddesses modeled after the seasons, an ice cream loving criminal midget, a black green haired thief, a sexy, hot, female criminal mastermind who wants to rule the world, and her evil witch mistress that wants to destroy humanity. That is how low my chances are. That will be the day Ren."
Ren just sighed before agreeing. Then he got up to leave. Jaune got up as well. They had History with Proffess-Doctor Oobleck. And they didn't want to have detention with Professor Goodwitch later if they were late. Well, Jaune might but mostly because her attire and the thought of her "punishing" him with her riding crop made his Excalibur feel nice at night and now he was going to stop thinking about that now!
He's so touching himself tonight.
But honestly, like what he said before was ever going to happen.
Somewhere, a mischievous fanfiction writer known as Mr. Black Smudge was inspired.
1 Year Later
"FUCK!" Jaune shouted as he ran for his life, panting for breath.
Chasing him was a love struck (possibly yandere-ish) Ruby, Weiss, Blake, Yang, Pyrrha, Velvet, Coco, Winter Schnee, Glynda Goodwitch, Raven Branwen, Miltia and Melanie Malachite, Penny Polendina, Neon, Arslan, Reese, May, Nebula, Dew, Octavia, Gwen, a bunch of other 40th Vytal Tournament competitors, Gamma (the female OC that Jaune will face in the Finals and whose name the author doesn't know), the Spring, Summer, and Winter Maidens, Neo, Emerald, Cinder Fall, and Salem.
"Whoever said that having a Harem Semblance would be awesome should be shot!" Jaune shouted, feeling his Aura drain. He quickly formed 5 identical clones that split up to distract the horde of enamored babes. Another "ability" of his damned Semblance.
He quickly dodged a few sniper shots from the sides. Ruby and May was behind him so that meant only one thing. The Remnant Anti-Jaune Arc Society. Or Rajas for short. Consisting of almost every guy in Remnant who wanted to kill him because he accidentally "stole" all their girls. Co-leaded by Qrow Branwen and Taiyang Xiao Long. Goddammit!
And that, ladies and gentlemen, was how Jaune Arc brought world peace.
And why he needs to buy a lot of Viagra every month.
So how was that? Might not have been as funny as Chapter 1 but I still hope it made you laugh.
Please remember to review! And have a wonderful Memorial's Day (if you're in the U.S.)!
Until next time!
