2. Izaya The Flea
Disclaimer & Warning: See chapter 1
Shizuo wasn't moving.
Izaya grabbed the back of Shizuo's head and shoved it into the water. He could tell Shizuo was caught completely off guard.
He'd felt the man tense suddenly, freezing up, the moment he'd grabbed his head, making it child's play for Izaya to dunk it into the pool.
Shizuo entire torso was under water. Izaya's hand slid back and closed around his neck, holding it firmly. Izaya could feel the man below him struggling madly. His arms were flailing back and forth. Water splashed out, miraculously missing Izaya and his fur-trimmed jacket.
It seemed that the fishes were crowding in a far corner, away from the half-crazed man who was now half-submerged.
Izaya's sniggering and soon it became a full-out diabolical laugh.
Ah, my signature evil laugh. Sounds so good, doesn't it Shizu-chan?
Izaya turned and saw the manager go into hysterics. He was freaking out, screaming, flapping his arms. Apparently, Izaya's actions had attracted a sizeable crowd…and was that—Simon? So that was where the sushi restaurant tout had gone to.
When he wasn't advertising fish, he was looking at them. Izaya chuckled.
"Shizu-oo, Iz-a-ya, stop it, fighting not good," the black Russian said good-naturedly. He stepped forth and Izaya felt a strong hand clench the back of his fur-trimmed coat.
And with a strong wrench, he found himself hovering a few inches off the ground. Shizuo was being held by Simon's other massive hand. He was soaking wet, seaweed plastered across his face and hair. Water dripped from the ends of his hair and down his chin and shirt, forming a small puddle below his feet.
Izaya rocked back and forth, laughing maniacally at the sight of a dripping Shizuo. It really did amuse him.
Shizuo yanked the seaweed off his mug, revealing a pair of dangerously narrow eyes and a mouth set in a feral snarl.
"IZAAAAYAAAAAAA!" he roared.
This amused Izaya even more. Shizuo was struggling even harder, and Simon seemed to be having a hard time keeping up. Shizuo was swinging back and forth madly.
Uh oh. He's getting free.
Izaya slipped out of his coat. He had tons of those at the office anyway. He dashed out of the aquarium, laughing madly. He kept checking back.
Shizuo hadn't gotten free yet, but it was only a matter of time before he figured out that he could actually unbutton his waistcoat and get away. He couldn't afford to be complacent until he was on the train to Shinjuku.
He was only a few metres from Sunshine City, when he spotted Shizuo at the entrance, without his waistcoat. It was already evening. He could put the cover of darkness to good use.
He stopped for a little while, waving at Shizuo, all the while sniggering madly. He was mocking him. Maybe he would let him catch him…after all, the most interesting idea had just popped into his head.
My brilliant, brilliant head.
Shizuo was gaining ground. Thankfully, there were no STOP signs for him to rip out around.
Izaya went on running, checking back regularly.
Shizuo was now the perfect distance behind him. Izaya was in control. The asshole was falling into his trap even more perfectly than he imagined.
Good, good. Ah Shizu-chan…
Izaya stopped again and waved, grinning at the enraged Shizuo.
"IZA-YAAAAAA!" he heard him bellow from a distance. The crowd in front of him parted, alarmed.
Izaya changed direction sharply into an alley. His mouth curving into a sinister smile, he flattened himself against the grimy walls.
Hopefully, he would vanish into the shadowy background. He was wearing black after all. And the fact that he'd ditched his coat made him even more conspicuous.
I must be one of the most brilliant men that ever lived. Or maybe it's because Shizu-chan's just an idiot. Everything is falling into place, exactly the way I like it. Ahahaha.
Izaya waited patiently. And before he knew it, he heard the rough slap of leather shoes against the sidewalk.
He's here.
He saw a violent movement as Shizuo twisted into the alley, still soaked. The man breathed heavily as he looked around. He was bent slightly, heaving.
"IZ-AYAAAA-KUN…" he growled.
Izaya smirked. He could see his maniacal eyes. He was practically foaming at the mouth.
The moment Shizuo had his back turned to him, Izaya leapt astride his back, putting his arms around his neck.
Shizuo bucked wildly, screaming death threats and profanities. Izaya held on strong, laughing it off as though he was merely riding a pony at the zoo.
It was a tad difficult, but Izaya managed to reach into his pocket while wrapping one arm tightly around the blond's neck and retrieved his flickblade. He flung the other arm around Shizuo's neck and pressed the metal against Shizuo's throat, before Shizuo figured out he could actually ram him against the wall.
Shizuo stopped dead.
"Ne, what's wrong Shizu-chan? It's just a knife isn't it? Not a bazooka."
Shizuo snarled.
"Haha, even you know you'd die if I slit your throat. I never knew you were scared to die."
The blond growled, "Get…off me…you fucking flea…"
"Tsk tsk Shizzy-chan…you're so cute when you're angry," Izaya teased.
Still keeping the knife edged pressed to Shizuo's neck, Izaya reached for one of Shizuo's shirt buttons. He pressed the knife a little harder than necessary, so it drew just a little blood.
He undid one of the buttons.
"What the fuck? Don't touch me!" yelled Shizuo. Izaya could feel his muscles bunching up impressively. He had to do this quick, before Shizuo lost all reason and fear of death.
Izaya expertly undid the rest of them. The white shirt slid off his shoulders, revealing a wiry, but rather toned body.
Izaya ran his fingers across the broad chest and delighted in the delicious shudder that rippled across Shizuo's body.
He whispered in Shizuo's ear, the tip of his tongue touching it ever so lightly, "You're soaking wet, so I took off your shirt. Wouldn't want you catching a cold…"
"F-fuck…" Shizuo's voice was trembling.
Izaya caressed his chest some more. Shizuo stood stock still. His muscles were stiff. Gently, Izaya extended his tongue and ran it across the back of Shizuo's neck.
He felt the blond shiver considerably.
"A-ahh…" Shizuo said softly.
Izaya smirked. He was paralysed now. He estimated that he'd have a few seconds time to deliver the final blow before Shizuo regained his mobility. Lightly, the brunette jumped off Shizuo's back.
He spun around, in front of Shizuo. He took his face and pressed it to his.
Fiercely, he slipped his tongue into his mouth, completely taking Shizuo by surprise. He saw the eyes widen considerably.
Shock? Fear? Shizu-chan, amazed by my genius?
Then Shizuo did something that took him by surprise. He felt rough hands around his waist, pulling him closer than it was humanely possible.
Crap I'm ticklish.
Izaya froze. Had he lost control? Shizuo seemed to be getting into the moment. Izaya felt the blond's tongue meet his. He was losing his dominance. Shizuo was gaining entry into his mouth and shoving his tongue down his throat.
He had to end it, while he still had some pride left.
He wrenched away from Shizuo, and backed into the wall.
He smirked.
Shizuo wiped his mouth. He looked up at Izaya and realized what had just transpired. A light blush dusted the bridge of his nose. He was getting redder by the second.
"Fuck you, Izaya," he drawled.
Aw Shizu-chan…you took advantage of me and that's all you can say. Haha!
"Shizu-chan, you're so cute. Play with you some other time! Bye bee!" Izaya skirted the corner and raced down the street.
That was funnnn! I wanna do it again!
"Fuck you Izaya, seriously," Shizuo lowered his eyes. He put on his shirt and wiped away the blood on his neck and shoved his hands into his pockets.
Then he went home.
A/N: Thus ends this two-shot. I'm sorry if I disappointed you or something. Hm. You may argue Shizuo probably wouldn't be afraid, but Izaya has never placed a knife at his neck before...so yeah. Maybe this was a little generic, but whatever LOL. As you can see, Izaya thoroughly enjoyed it XD (who wouldn't?). I was flooded by author alert and favourite story alert emails today and I was so happy. I'd like to thank everyone for the support! If it's possible, maybe, just maybe...um...how do I put this bluntly- REVIEW! I really want to see if I'm doing this right. LOL, it's actually my first time writing yaoi haha (it's funnnn). Thanks for reading :)
