You're So Obnoxious

Chapter 2: Floor Scrubbing

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Everyone gasped at the sight of Ike straddling Marth. "Er…" Ike said.

"Just what is going on here!?" Ms. Samus yelled. Ike quickly got off of Marth and Marth shot up and stood up straight. Ike followed suit. "You two should know that there is no PDA during school hours!" Marth and Ike replied with a "Yes ma'am."

"Uh, ma'am…" Marth said. Ms. Samus snapped her head at Marth. "Uh, you see ma'am; Ike and I aren't a couple and we weren't doing anything. We were arguing and somehow we ended up on the floor and…"

"Quiet!!" Yelled Ms. Samus. Marth pressed his lips together to halt his tongue. "You two march yourselves up to the headmaster's office right now!" The two students interjected with a "But", but Samus ignored it and pointed her finger towards the stairs.

The two frowned and started up the stairs. "I can't believe you!" Marth said. Ike just scowled. "If you hadn't straddled me like that, we wouldn't be in trouble for 'PDA'." Marth did air quotes 

when he said PDA. Ike's scowl deepened. "You just had to start the whole 'lovey dovey' thing I would never have dragged you outside and none of this would have happened!"

Ike growled and pinned Marth against the wall. Marth's eyes widened in surprise. "Will you just shut up? I don't care about what happened and I don't care that we got in trouble!" Ike said.

"Ike…" Marth said, dazed. The fact that Ike's warm chest was pressing up against Marth's made him blush. Not to mention how close their faces were. Ike let him go and continued up the stairs. Marth followed him to the headmaster's office. They entered the secretary's office and sat down in the chairs set out for the students. Marth sat next to Ike and scooted his chair closer to him to avoid sitting closer to Link. That kid was bad news. He didn't wear the uniform what so ever, he had gauges the size of nickels, not to mention the green streaks in his hair. What does Zelda see in him? Anyway, Marth was nervous. This would be his first visit to the headmaster's office that wasn't for an award. Ike put his hand on Marth's shoulder, "Are you okay?" Ike asked.

Marth looked at him, "It's just that I don't want to get a detention for something like accidental PDA."

Ike laughed, "Don't worry; the worst they'll give is a stern talking to for something like that."



"You think?" Ike nodded. Marth sighed in relief, "Whew, that's a relief." Ike chuckled at Marth's actions. How cute, Ike thought. W-Wait… Cute? Well, he is pretty, prettier than any girl in this school. Ike blushed lightly at the thought.

"Ike, Marth, the headmaster will see you now." Ms. Daisy, the secretary, said. Marth and Ike got up and walked through the headmaster's door.

Mr. Ganondorf was standing at the window. "Sit down boys." Marth and Ike did so. "Ms. Samus told me you two were expressing PDA in the hallway." Mr. Ganondorf said sitting down at his desk.

Marth sighed and said, "Listen, Mr. Ganondorf, we weren't doing anything we…"

"Now, now, no need to make up excuses." The two boys raised their eyebrows. "It's perfectly find if you're gay." The two sweat-dropped.

"Look, Mr. Ganondorf we aren't…" Marth was interrupted.



"No, no, there's nothing to be ashamed of. No one is going to judge you for being gay." The two didn't even bother to respond. "But, there are consequences for PDA. I won't give you detention." Marth sighed in relief. "But you will scrub the cafeteria floor after classes today," The two students both yelled, "What!" "Now boys," Mr. Ganon continued. "This is your punishment for expressing your feelings during school hours." After about another half hour of PDA lecturing the two boys were sent back to their classes.

At the end of the day, Marth and Ike reported to the cafeteria. "Here," said the janitor handing them two buckets and scrubbers. Marth took off his jacket and rolled up his sleeves as he grabbed a scrubber and began working on the floor. Ike did the same thing. "Hey, Marth," Ike said.

"Hm?" said Marth.

"Sorry… you know, for getting you into trouble." Ike apologized.

"No, it was my fault I got in trouble. Don't blame yourself." He paused. "Besides, I should be the one apologizing to you for getting you in trouble." Ike raised his eyebrows. The two continued to work on the floor. After about three hours of scrubbing the two were sore and tired. Marth and Ike were sitting next to each other, leaning on the wall. Marth groaned, "I'm so sore. Who knew scrubbing floors would kill your shoulders?"

"Here," Ike said, moving Marth in front of him. Ike crossed his legs and started rubbing Marth's shoulders. Marth moaned in pleasure as Ike's rough hands worked out the knots in his back. Marth fully relaxed himself under Ike's hands and leaned back into him. Ike smelled nice; like summer. Marth blushed as he took in Ike's scent. Ike blushed as the small boy leaned back into him. Ike looked at the clock; it was six 'o' clock. "Oh, crap! We better get back to our dorms."

Marth groaned, "I don't want to walk all the way over there. It's three-fourths of a mile." The two walked out of the building. "See you later, I-I-Ahhh!" Ike pulled Marth onto his back, piggy-back style. "W-What are you doing?"

"You can stay at my dorm tonight. My dorm is right over there," Ike pointed to the building across the courtyard. As Ike carried Marth, his face grew red. When they reached Ike's room, he set Marth down. "Here we are. Since I don't have a roommate you can stay here for the night."

"O-Okay…" Marth said.

"Here," said Ike as he handed Marth a towel. "I'm gonna go get something to eat. Why don't you take a shower while I'm gone?" Marth nodded as he stepped into Ike's bathroom. It was surprisingly clean for Ike, but it still wasn't as pearly as Marth's bathroom. After Marth dried his 

hair and wrapped the towel around his torso, he noticed Ike had set out an oversized t-shirt and boxer shorts. Marth slipped them on and walked out into the room to see Ike at his desk wearing only pajama pants. There was a bag of Chinese food on the side table near Ike's bed. "Um, Ike." Ike turned his chair around to see Marth wearing the outfit he set out for him. The fork in Ike's mouth fell as his jaw dropped. Marth looked gorgeous in the oversized ensemble; the t-shirt hung off his left shoulder and the boxers were precariously perched on his hips. Ike's face was red as a lobster. After an awkward, short dinner, the two got ready for bed.

"Um…" Marth said. Ike looked over at him with a questioning look. "There's only one bed…"

Ike chuckled, "Well, either you get in this bed with me or you sleep on the floor because I'm not movin'." Marth blushed and scowled as he slid into bed alongside Ike. Ike was the first to fall asleep. As Marth's eyes slowly closed he felt Ike wrap and arm around his waist. Marth gasped as Ike snuggled closer to him and rested his chin on the top of Marth's head. Marth's face was crimson as he felt Ike's muscular chest press against his back. Marth was going to hit him on the head, but Ike was sleeping. Ike didn't know what he was doing. So after Marth got comfortable in the awkward position he too fell asleep.

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Ahhhhh!! Kawaii!! Anyway, I'm a total sucker for cute sleeping scenes. So how'd you like this one? Pretty long, and updated in one day, this is like the best I've done in like, forever.

-LellaMomo