'Bars, Boobs, and Boys'
By : QuotheIDani
The two boys had met each other at about the same time, both arriving early in hopes of somehow disqualifying the other for being late, and went from there. The going was slow though, first both wanted to lead the way, though neither had a clue where to go, and then they had to wave through bar after bar full of men drinking sake 'till they puked. No woman, scratch that, no human being would have willingly gone to any of those places to cut loose on a Friday night. By the time they found a suitable club the night had sunk in well, and the party was already in full swing, loud music pouring out from every nook and cranny of the building.
"Ladies first" Naruto mocked, making a gentlemanly motion signaling Sasuke to go inside first.
"Dobe" The Uchiha cut in front of him, moving to hold the door open for a group of teenage girls he'd seen lingering in the shadows behind them earlier. From the looks of them, they were about the same age as him, and Naruto, and just as him and Naruto, they too looked like they were trying to sneak in as well. "Ladies" he said casually, but loud enough for the group to hear,"The door is this way, may I hold it for you?"
Four flustered faces suddenly appeared at the sound of his voice, like moths to a flame Naruto thought irritably. Each of the girls huddled together, walking in one big mass towards the door, blushing uncontrollably simply because of the fact they were being treated like princesses by Sasuke, whom, little did they know, was only acting like this to win a cheap dare. Had he seen them any other night around Konoha, he wouldn't have given him the time of day.
The girls were slowly oozing through the doorway, and as the last one passed him, Sasuke reached out to grab her wrist, and softly kissed the top of her hand. "Have a nice time. 'Kay?" he leaned closer to her,"And save at least one dance for me." The two's faces were very close, and the Uchiha heir gave the bashful girl a seductive smirk before releasing her wrist, finally letting them pass.
Naruto watched, simply burning with anger. That cheap ass! Catching girls at the door like that, and actually making them think he was interested! God. His form was flawless!
"And just where did you learn to do that!? Huh?"
Sasuke, already beginning to walk through the door himself, paused mid-step to glance back at the blonde. "What do you mean this?" He held his hand up to his mouth, reenacting what he'd just done. A cruel glint shinned in his eyes and he shrugged, as if to say it had been nothing,"It's just something I was born with, I guess" Then he disappeared into the dark of the club as well, Naruto still standing outside, looking like an idiot.
Inside the club Sasuke glanced around looking for potential girls he could use to win with. As expected, most of them were at least 20 years of age. He suspected most were students studding abroad in Fire Country. They could be difficult, if not impossible to win over, even for him. He smirked. Naruto didn't have a chance. Poor Dobe. His internal rejoices suddenly stopped as he heard a female voice half way across the dance floor nearly screech with disgust,"Uhgggg!" Sasuke whipped around to the sound, laughing at the sight he saw. Naruto stood in front of a very curvy, very pissed off, brunette. She had her hands firmly placed on her hips, and her feet were spread apart so that when she stuck her, please note: very large, chest out she held a powerful stance; And being that she was older, and that Naruto was short for his age anyway, the scene made for a very unusual and hilarious one.
"You little creep!" she shouted at the clueless idiot as he stood there with a dumbstruck look on his face, scratching the back of his head,"Ya tryin' ta pick me up? Hentai!"
A nervous smile was painted across his mouth, and his hands shook in front of him as he tried to calm her down,"Uhh…No I-I um I'm sorry, I thought you were younger, like my age—"
"Excuse me!?" Wrong choice of words.
'SMACK'
Naruto twitched several times as the girl walked off, still stunned that she'd actually slapped him. Hard. The two's eyes met and Sasuke shook his head at him, mouthing 'Dobe' to him before heading in an opposite direction.
The Uchiha immediately spotted a gorgeous red head alone at the bar, and he just as quickly spotted the empty seat beside her. With ease he worked through the crowd, sliding swiftly into the chair right as another guy looking to pick her up was beginning to sit down. He was older, sure, and taller, that was a given, but Sasuke didn't bat an eye at those differences. Being older or taller didn't give you an edge in battle, and he was well assured of his skills anyway. He was a ninja after all. The other male stared at him, surprised that he would make such a bold move, but the Uchiha simply gave him a cold smirk, telling him he should've moved faster. He wasn't giving his seat up now. He walked away sulking.
Sasuke turned his attention back to the girl. She wore a short denim mini skirt that only covered the essentials, and her green top was the same way. Her breasts were an advertisement in themselves, and the tall heels that adorned her feet completed her perfectly shaped legs. Sasuke could only smile. It was on.
Naruto watched from a distance, silently taking in the whole picture. Sasuke sure had picked a hot one. Could he really pull it off? The corners of his mouth tugged into a frown. Of course he could, he was Uchiha Sasuke.
"Damn it!" he cursed loudly, scratching his head in total frustration. How in hell was he going to pull this off?
He muttered random words to himself, and was lost in a world all his own when a hand clasped around his shoulder, spinning him about. A cute girl was right in front of him, her boobs directly in his line of sight, and popping out of her bra. Before he knew what was happening her body clashed against his as she jumped into his arms, and their lips pressed into a heated kiss.
'W-what the hell?!?!'
A/n - Oh my! Things are sure heating up aren't they? Wait till you see how these girl's flip the tables on our guys next chapter! Reviews would be nice!
