The Adoring Fan rose from his sleeping place in the bushes and rubbed his sore neck. He got up extra early on Morndas to greet the Gray Prince, Grand champion of the arena. He hated to sleep in the bushes but he had no choice after the Prince got a restraining order against him, whatever that was. Feeling around in his pocket for some money or food he found nothing but a mashed up, inedible mess that used to be an apple.
I think I can ask Saliith for some food, he seems like a nice guy. Thought the fan as he made his way to were Branwen and Saliith trained daily. Before he could ask any thing though he stopped to witness Branwen and Saliith start a vicious sparring match.
Such form, such grace! The Fan had never seen anything like it! He got so excited however that jumped at Saliith and grabbed his shoulder to gain his attention. "By Azura, by Azura, by Azur-oof!" was all he managed to get out before the Argonian spun around and hit him straight in the jaw. The force of the blow was so strong it sent him flying into a barrel nearby.
" No talk, no talk! Only train! Uh..wait where did you go?" asked a very puzzled Saliith who managed to turn in time to dodge a blow from his partner.
The Adoring Fan crawled out of the barrel and said "Golly that really hurt! Maybe next time I'll ask Branwen instead." But it sounded more like a garble of gibberish because when he was hit he bit his tongue and it was swelling up. Turning he saw his idol walking to the gate that led to the Bloodworks, and immediately ran towards him.
Now the poor Fan doesn't seem to understand that he looks absolutely terrifying with blood pouring from his mouth, bed head, and his torn clothing (from sleeping in a bush). So it is obvious as to why he didn't understand the Gray Prince's reaction to what happened next.
"Blah Zurga, blah Zurga, blah Zurga! Itza Gange Chamnpgne! Eh am ur bigglest fang!" Shouted the Fan who was overjoyed to see his idol despite how things had turned out so far. However, the Gray prince was not so happy.
The last words Fan heard were "Aah zombie!" as he received another blow to the face.
