When we last left our hero he went passed the fence to the forest, but what danger lay there for him?
(insert intro here)
Mario: Why is it so dark? It's only 12:00 am!
(mario continues to walk through the forest showing no fear, until he heres a noise)
Mario: lalalal hmmhmmhmm lalalala hmm hmm hmm?...wierd, I thought someone was watching me. Oh well.
(Mario continues but behind the tree's lies someone familiar to the news reporters description.)
Mario: lalalalalalalalaalalal(screech) AAAAAAAAAH!
(Mario starts running after something appeared in his face for a brief second)
Mario: AAAAAAAA-hmm? Oh hello are you lost?
Tall man with long arms: ...(looks at mario)
Mario: :D do you know where toilet paper is?
Tall man with long arms: (shakes head)
Mario: oh than screw you! (Walks away)
(mario starts walking but then he sees the man in front of him again.)
Mario: what the...? I thought I left! (Walks away again)
(after seeing that man over and over again mario gets mad.)
Mario: WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? DO YOU WANT MONEY, TOYS, FOOD, WEIGHT GAINERS SPECIAL EDITION VIDEO?!
Tall man with long arms and no face: (starts looking away sadly)
Mario: oh no no! Dont be sad! I didnt mean to upset you! Do you have a home?
Tall man with long arms and no face: (shakes head)
Mario: WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO?! Cmon you can live with me and my friends!
(so mario shows the man to the castle, but everyone is acting wierd...)
Mario: I'm gonna call you Slenderman
Mario: Hey Toad! Wanna meet my new friend?
Toad: If its a hooker again I swear I...
Mario: No it's not a hooker! Here he is!
Slender Man: (appears and stares at Toad)
Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (runs away)
Mario: I guess it was his bedtime.
Mario: Hey Luigi! Meet my new friend Slender man.
Luigi: SLENDER MAN?! (Runs away squealing like a girl)
Mario: Why is everyone acting wierd?
Mario becomes friends with Slender Man, but how long until Mario finds out the truth? Thanks for reading!
