Hey guys! Thanks for reading my story! I really appreciated the feedback you gave me. This chapter will hold more dialogue between the characters, and just for those who didn't know, I revised my first chapter so it's less sucky more awesome.

But first, my regards to those who reviewed:

Talon: Hehe, yeah thanks. I didn't realize how much my summary sucked until I reread it.

MunchyCookies: NOOOOOOOO. Don't be sad, be glad! ;) I'm really happy that you liked my story. Your review was some great moral support. Now I don't have to silently cheer for myself, and you get a guide on how to capture the heart of a majestic beast (aka a womans just in case you forgot). Sounds like a win/win situation to me.

MysticStarblade:…eh, naw…I'm kidding, thanks for reviewing TER- I mean- mysticstarblade.

Ok that's enough chit chat for now, let's get this party started!

"WAAAHHHHHHH! I SUCK AT LIFEEEEEE!"

You guys hear that? What is it? Well my friends, that is the sound of the very essence of bravery.

"MMMMMOOOOMMMMMMYYYYYYYY!"

Bravery that is held by only the finest of individuals.

"I THINK I SHAT MY PANTSSSSSSS!"

Individuals who-"OH MY GOD JEAN, SHUT UP!" yelled a very pissed Berthold.

"But but but but sh-sh-she REJECTED MY UNDYING LOVE! WAH!"

"Yeah! She rejected me too, but you don't see me crying like a freakin man baby! God dude this is so sad to watch, you're even in a fetal position. Eren, please bitch-slap some sense into him."

Hey everyone, Eren here. You're probably wondering why my friends are as depressing as fuck. Well let me give you a hint: It has to do with a certain majestic beast that transferred here. Ding ding ding, that's right! It is HottieMcDreamboatTheFirst, aka Mikasa Ackerman.

My poor brave friends had actually tried to ask out the womans. The stunningly beauteous womans to be exact. And let's just say that- "WAAAHHHHH!"… it didn't go well for them.

Let me show you.

…..

Flashback: Jean's attempt

"Uh Jean, are you sure you want to do this? I mean, you can barely look the lunch lady in the eyes. How could you even breathe the same air as a majestic stallion like Mikasa?"

"It's gonna be fine Eren. I'll just use my POWERFUL EUROPEAN MAN WILES to win her over. Watch me make history bruh. And for the record, that lunch lady looks like she wants to take my soul."

"Jean, she's 4"8 and also happens to be Armin's blind grandmother. And you do know that you're American, right?"

"Ooooh, so that's why she keeps calling me Barbara. And pfff whatevs, this is a free country. I can say what I want. Watch, "PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY MOTHER RUSSIA!' "

The whole cafeteria looked at him for a moment, and then resumed whatever they were doing.

"See?"

He then waddled towards Mikasa's lunch table, stopped next to the beauty and tapped her shoulder.

Mikasa: "Um hi."

Jean: "…."

Mikasa: "…Do you need something?"

Jean: "I HAVE A POWERFUL EUROPEAN MAN SMELL! WANNA SMELL ME?" He then raised his arms and started to chant "WAFT IT WAFT IT WAFT IT WAFT IT WAFT IT…"

Mikasa then stood up and walked away.

Jean proceeded to walk back, crawl under the table and went into a fetal position for the next 20 minutes.

….

Berthold's attempt

"YO Eren, watch me pick up that fine lady over dere!"

"Berthold, why are speaking like a gangster?"

"Because dis is wut happens when I'm nervous yo!"

"…..Yeah good luck with that."

"Thanks ma home sizzle!" Berthold then pimp limped (which means he was walking like a wounded animal) over to Mikasa.

"Hey guurl, wut u Name?"

"….Mikasa…"

"Mikasa?! Baby dat's a French ass name! I love dem fwench dings. How u do mah little cwusant? (Gangsta Berthold's Pronunciation guide: Kwuh-sant)"

"….Are you trying to say 'croissant'?"

"CWUSANT!...I love you…"

Mikasa then stood up and walked away.

Berthold then limped back to the table.

Fail count: 2

…..

And now I have a crying Jean, and an irritated Berthold. That's what they get, she's my womans. Wait, what did I just say?

"Come on guys, it wasn't that bad"

The man-baby paused his crying to screech "SHUSH SHUSH EREN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE! HOW ABOUT YOU TRY AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!"

Oh God. I brought this upon myself. Come on Eren, man up! Show them that your beautiful arse can say more than a few words!

"Okay! Challenge accepted." I'm a big boy now! I can do this. I've already had prior experience talking to her. Just walk up and ask her if she wants to hang.

Eren straightened up his shirt, and started to walk towards Mikasa.

Step

Brinnnnnnggggg!

'Oh my god! Thank you conveniently timed lunch bell!'

"OH hey guys, would you look at that. Well it seems that I can't do it, bye!"

I was only able to take a few steps before I felt a hand grab my shirt.

I turned and saw a very smug looking Berthold. "Eren, You're asking her out tomorrow."

Shhhhhhiiiiiiiiittttttt.

"…..I'm sorry I can't."

"Why?"

"I…..I have hemorrhoids! Okay bye!"

And then, Eren scurried off into the distance.

…..

Damn.

I need to talk to someone who's actually interacted with the other species. I mean the ones with the chesticles. I mean the females.

Oh! The Love guru!

"Armin!"

Out of nowhere I saw a flash of blond appear in front of my face.

"Yes Eren?"

"Where the? How the fuck? Ah, oh well. Armin, I need your help! You watch a lot of Romance movies, tell me how to atleast hold a conversation with a womans."

"Oh, now you want my help. Geez dude, you should of asked for advice years ago. Oh well, who do you want to ask out?"

"Majestic stallion."

"MIKASA?! Oh my god dude, you're not ready for that yet!"

" I know! Now tell me some of the romance talk scenarios that can totally work to win her over!"

"Well my research has shown me that females like sparkly guys who are as pale as fuck, and drink blood."

"Damn. That sounds terrifying. Anything else? Something less creepy please."

"Okay, so all you have to do is be abducted by pirates. Let some prince guy steal her and make her his fiancé. Come back and be reunited with her, and then be attacked by a giant rat thing while she stands to the side all useless saying 'ahhh Eren, NO.' She's stolen again, then you save her again, and get mawwied. Got it?"

" I lost you at 'okay'."

"Dam it Eren! That's it. You're just going to have to practice. Come with me."

Armin then grabbed my arm, and started pulling me to his car.

"Wait Armin, where are we going?"

"The birth place of all females, Starbucks."

…..

We arrived at the gates of hell (front door of Starbucks).

With Armin by my side, I took a deep breath pushed open the doors.

The sight that welcomed me was terrifying. This whole place was crawling with womans!

"Uhm Armin, I don't think I can do this."

"Calm down Eren, remember what I taught you. Just smile, say hi, and if you can, hit on them. Here, you see that blonde girl over there? The one near the counter? Yeah, she's alone. Go talk to her."

"What?" I then felt a shove that accidently made me roll right in front of her.

She looked at me, causing me to jump up in a fright and maybe squeal a little.

"Um hey, are you okay? It looks like you were falling for me." She said with a laugh.

Okay , just compliment her and stuff. Like 'hey I'm Eren, you're a gorgeous creature. Do you come around here often?'

"Uhm nice to meet you I'm Christa, thanks, and yes, yes I do." OH GOD. I SAID THAT SHIT OUT LOUD! Wait, did that work?! Yes! This is a lot easier than I thought!

"oh and hey Eren, do you wanna hear something funny?"

"Uh sure?"

"Knock, Knock."

"Who's there?"

"I'm gay."

"Oh, I'm a really happy guy too."

"I do the bow chika wow wow with girls."

"Oooooooooooooooohhhhhhh, that's nice?" o_O

"yeah sorry, but you seem like a cool guy. See ya!"

Wow. She just dropped that bomb on me and then walked away.

Eren dragged himself back to his chair next to Armin.

"So how did it go?"

"….. I'll see you tomorrow."

He then stood up, and walked away.

"Wait Eren, what? Hey come back here!"

Thanks for keeping up everyone! Please review, and see ya when I post the next chapter!