Chapter 2. Of Texts and Tests

Disclaimer: All The CW's/Cecily Von Zieglesar's.


ledumbblonde is Serena.

waldorfastoria is Blair.

playboy_17 is Chuck.

(Just to clarify....)

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'ledumbblonde' has just joined chatroom

waldorfastoria: Hey S

ledumbblonde: Hey B.

waldorfastoria: U + Downer Dan r havin a date Satrdy nite?

ledumbblonde: ::nods::

waldorfastoria: : (

ledumbblonde: STFU : D

waldorastoria: did u hear bout Iz?

ledumbblonde: wat happened

waldorfastoria: hr mom got kidnappd

ledumbblonde: WAT?

waldorfastoria: JK. nthn goin on. wan 2 come over?

ledumbblonde: cant. got grounded from th prank at skool.

waldorfastoria: LOLZ I no Mr. Lundser's face....priceless

'playboy_17' has just joined chatroom

'waldorfastoria' is typing....

waldorfastoria: GET OUT OF HERE, BASS!

playboy_17: Aw 2 scared 2 fight?

waldorfastoria: No, 2 pissed!

playboy_17: Hey S. Did B tell u? She lovess me and shes setttin up our nite out.

'waldorfastoria' is typing....

'ledumbblonde' is typing....

waldorfastoria: how much u wan 2 bet ur typing this from a whorehouse?

ledumbblonde: U wish. Ass.

playboy_17: Whorehouses don't have modems.

waldorfastoria: Haha.

playboy_17: I knew you'd laugh.

waldorfastoria: Ever heard of sarcasm?

'playboy_17' is typing....

'ledumbblonde' is typing----

playboy_17: No i havnt. May-b u can xplain it 2 me....in my bedroom....with the door locked so I can concentrate.

ledumbblonde: B, just let it be!

waldorfastoria: I cant. C, shove ur ass in 2 a garbage chute.

'playboy_17' is typing....

playboy_17: can u b the one 2 push?

ledumbblonde: C, shut up!!!!

playboy_17: S, would u do me z honor f bein B's maid of honor?

ledumbblonde: At her wedding 2 Nate? Sure!

'waldorfastoria' is typing....

waldorfastoria: C, go play w/girls.

playboy_17: Ur the volleyball, im the net....

waldorfastoria: Chuck Bass!

playboy_17: u no u love me.

ledumbblonde: i hav 2 go.

playboy_17: awwww just when things were heating up....

waldorfastoria: NO S I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!

ledumbblonde: im rlly sry. C, if u want heat go 2 an oven.

playboy_17: And Blair's the cookies.....

'ledumbblonde' has signed off.

playboy_17: B?

waldorfastoria: WAT?

playboy_17: whereeez N?

waldorfastoria: Ha-ha. With Vanderbilts....remember? Take a walk down Memory Lane?

playboy_17: how about a drive in Memory Limo?

waldorfastoria: U think ur so hot!

playboy_17: Like fire, baby.

waldorfastoria: U perve!

playboy_17: I like em feisty.

waldorfastoria: GAH!

playboy_17: i think that was a scream of wanting.

waldorfastoria: u wish!

playboy_17: yeah....i really wish....

waldorfastoria' has signed off.