Chapter 2. Of Texts and Tests
Disclaimer: All The CW's/Cecily Von Zieglesar's.
ledumbblonde is Serena.
waldorfastoria is Blair.
playboy_17 is Chuck.
(Just to clarify....)
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'ledumbblonde' has just joined chatroom
waldorfastoria: Hey S
ledumbblonde: Hey B.
waldorfastoria: U + Downer Dan r havin a date Satrdy nite?
ledumbblonde: ::nods::
waldorfastoria: : (
ledumbblonde: STFU : D
waldorastoria: did u hear bout Iz?
ledumbblonde: wat happened
waldorfastoria: hr mom got kidnappd
ledumbblonde: WAT?
waldorfastoria: JK. nthn goin on. wan 2 come over?
ledumbblonde: cant. got grounded from th prank at skool.
waldorfastoria: LOLZ I no Mr. Lundser's face....priceless
'playboy_17' has just joined chatroom
'waldorfastoria' is typing....
waldorfastoria: GET OUT OF HERE, BASS!
playboy_17: Aw 2 scared 2 fight?
waldorfastoria: No, 2 pissed!
playboy_17: Hey S. Did B tell u? She lovess me and shes setttin up our nite out.
'waldorfastoria' is typing....
'ledumbblonde' is typing....
waldorfastoria: how much u wan 2 bet ur typing this from a whorehouse?
ledumbblonde: U wish. Ass.
playboy_17: Whorehouses don't have modems.
waldorfastoria: Haha.
playboy_17: I knew you'd laugh.
waldorfastoria: Ever heard of sarcasm?
'playboy_17' is typing....
'ledumbblonde' is typing----
playboy_17: No i havnt. May-b u can xplain it 2 me....in my bedroom....with the door locked so I can concentrate.
ledumbblonde: B, just let it be!
waldorfastoria: I cant. C, shove ur ass in 2 a garbage chute.
'playboy_17' is typing....
playboy_17: can u b the one 2 push?
ledumbblonde: C, shut up!!!!
playboy_17: S, would u do me z honor f bein B's maid of honor?
ledumbblonde: At her wedding 2 Nate? Sure!
'waldorfastoria' is typing....
waldorfastoria: C, go play w/girls.
playboy_17: Ur the volleyball, im the net....
waldorfastoria: Chuck Bass!
playboy_17: u no u love me.
ledumbblonde: i hav 2 go.
playboy_17: awwww just when things were heating up....
waldorfastoria: NO S I NEED REINFORCEMENTS!
ledumbblonde: im rlly sry. C, if u want heat go 2 an oven.
playboy_17: And Blair's the cookies.....
'ledumbblonde' has signed off.
playboy_17: B?
waldorfastoria: WAT?
playboy_17: whereeez N?
waldorfastoria: Ha-ha. With Vanderbilts....remember? Take a walk down Memory Lane?
playboy_17: how about a drive in Memory Limo?
waldorfastoria: U think ur so hot!
playboy_17: Like fire, baby.
waldorfastoria: U perve!
playboy_17: I like em feisty.
waldorfastoria: GAH!
playboy_17: i think that was a scream of wanting.
waldorfastoria: u wish!
playboy_17: yeah....i really wish....
waldorfastoria' has signed off.
