Minerva McGonagall was in a rare mood that night, sitting in the common area of Gryfindor with Hermione, Ron, Harry and the three teenage ninjas.
"So-" McGonagall was trying to make sense of the report she obtained from Hermione "Ronald Weasley and Harry Potter incurred ninja wounds while waiting for the wizarding class from Japan. And it just so happened that Sakura, one of the three who appeared from the portkey was a ninja doctor who can heal ninja wounds. Yet all these wounds came from Sakura's retarded ninja teammate named Naruto."
"-I wasn't going to use those choice of words but Sakura said-" Hermione tried to explain but was cut off by a frustrated McGonagall.
"-furthermore, this retarded ninja defeated Voldemort by throwing something he THOUGHT was a shuriken" Mcgonagall was a bit louder.
"It turned out Naruto threw a mongoose" Hermione reported " I still have no idea where he found one."
"Okay," McGonagall exhaled again before she continued with what she could understand so far, "on your way back to the school Naruto found his stack of shuriken and injured a total of 46 students."
"47" Naruto corrected the professor.
"-yet," McGonagall ignored the blonde boy "the only person who tried to stop him was Sakura while another teammate,'Sasuke' did nothing."
"OF COURSE NOT, I thought it was funny as hell the first two time" Sasuke replied.
"And the other 45 time?"
"I thought it'd be funnier" Sasuke answered with dissapointment.
"Yeah, I'd probably think it would be funny as hell too if only Ron got hit" Harry Potter somehow agreed.
"Let's ignore all of this happened," McGonagall seemed like she was ready to let the three newly arrived teenagers off the hook out of pure frustration "at least tell me what happened to Voldemort."
"That Orochimaru guy? He got away" Naruto answered.
"That wasn't Orochimaru" Sasuke told Naruto "Orochimaru had me study his body in great detail, so I'm sure it's not him."
"Yeah..." Harry tried to comment about Sasuke's statement "I wouldn't know how to relate."
"Back on topic!" McGonagall commanded before the conversation became more awkward and asked the three ninjas "Can you three find a way back home?"
"To be honest, we don't know how we got here" Sakura answered.
"I guess it would have come to this" McGonagall said with a very annoyed but mature tone "I guess I have no choice but to let you three stay here until you can find a way back home. Hermione and Harry will show you three around, but before that."
McGonagall lifts up her wand and points it Naruto's bag which causes shurikens to levitate out of it.
"Ballo Verto!" McGonagall spoke softly but caused the shurikens to violently transfigure into baseballs.
"Noooooo!" Naruto yelled as he saw his tiny shurikens turn into large high density throwing objects "what am I going to do with all of these?!"
McGonagall's face finally showed a hint of satisfaction and told the group "now out, all of you" with a shooing motion telling them to leave.
"What am I going to do with all these balls?!" Naruto yelled at McGonagall once more.
"Don't worry Naruto, Orochimaru taught me a lot of ball handling techniques when no one was looking, I could teach you how to use them."
"Yeah..." Harry tried to comment about Sasuke's statement "I wouldn't know how to relate."
Ron quickly ran away from Naruto as soon as the meeting was over while Harry was trying to calm a depressed Naruto who lost some of his invaluable ninja weapons.
"Don't worry Naruto, I'm sure there's loads of things you can do with a baseball" Harry said.
"Yeah right" Naruto said with an angry sarcastic voice "I can't even use these with my ninja technique. Watch" Naruto said and raised a baseball over his shoulder, "ninja no jutsu!"
Naruto whips his arm and throws the baseball as hard as he could. The three of them pauses to watch the baseball fly throw the air and hit professor Quirrell in the back of his head.
"See, if it were a rock I would have knocked a person unconscious!" Naruto said while the three of them continued watching professor Quirrell acting frantic in trying to unravel his turban.
Professor Quirrell seemed as if he was talkign to the back of his head, "Master, are you okay?! Master, please answer if you're still conscious, master!"
"You know" Sasuke said to Naruto while they continued to observe Quirrell who was in a panic "a baseball is usually a lot more heavier and denser than your average rock, I was expecting you to give him a hemorrhage.
"You're bleeding master!" Quirrell screamed as he got blood on his hand after rubbing underneath his turban.
"Now that I notice, didn't you tell me you defeated a professor wearing a turban once?" Sasuke asked Harry, "isn't that the same guy?"
"Yeah, that's Professor Quirrell, the school rehired him because of budget cuts" Harry answered while still watching the professor run around looking for first aid kits.
"I thought you killed him" said Sasuke.
"What? With the power of love?!" Harry said while laughing "I hope you honestly don't believe that, I only burned him a little."
"When I was training with Orochimaru he taught me how to use very powerful love to defeat my opponent" Sasuke explained "We even set a few couches on fire once."
"Yeah..." Harry tried to comment about Sasuke's statement "I wouldn't know how to relate."
Naruto quickly changes the subject before the conversation got any more awkward "So, tell me about this whole being a wizard thing."
"It's nothing special really I've been a wizard for most of my life without even realizing it" Harry told the two boys "It's hilarious really."
Naruto thinks really hard for a second and says slowly "Maybe I am a wizard and haven't realized it..." and mumbles a bit more. "Okay, I'm going to try it!"
"Try what?" Harry asked.
"I'm going to try a wizard spell to see if I truly am a wizard" Naruto explains and quickly snatches away Harry's wand, being the ninja that he was. "I'm going to try to make something levitate towards me" Naruto said and chants "Wingardium Leviosa!"
At that exact moment a baseball hurls towards Naruto and strikes him on the side of his cranium with none of the boys having realized Quirrell was shouting in a heap of sweat from a strenuous activity "Take that ball back, you little punk!"
"I did it!" Naruto declared happily with a bruise on his head, " I must really be a wizard!"
"Maybe," Harry agreed, not knowing where the baseball came from, "but you're all bruised up, maybe we should take you to the clinic."
"Nah, it's okay" Naruto said "I'll get better from a good night rest."
"It is late" Sasuke agreed "usually I'd be worried, Orochimaru always tells me to get back to the room before bedtime."
"Yeah..." Harry tried to comment about Sasuke's statement "I wouldn't-"
Before Harry could finish repeating himself, an old Albus Dumbledore appears in his night robe while holding a candle "Harry Potter, get back to the room before bedtime! You have a big day tomorrow, you need to learn new techniques for handling the tiny golden ball in your quidditch game and then it's defense against the dark arts through the power of love, hopefully this time you can do more than just set the pillows in the bedroom on fire. Honestly, there's so much in your schedule for tomorrow, you'll be lucky to be able to put your pants on correctly. By the way, as a personal favor, I need you to study my body, I think I feel a lump."
"Oh, god damn it!" Harry shouted while Sasuke and Naruto were both staring at the boy and were thinking something odd was happening.
