Narrator: One day at the Takamachi household, Nanoha and her sibling were watching a Malaysian dub of DBZ movie.

Tullece: Let's be friends *breaks Gohan's hand*

Gohan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Nanoha (five at the time): Is that how people make friends?

Narrator: Since then, Nanoha's view on making friends would never be the same.


After defeating the Z fighters without breaking a sweat, Bills calls out to his assistant, saying, "Pizz, there is no super saiya people god afterraw, let's go and brew up this star!"

"Oh, juts ta secund, tis sushee is gooda!" Whis answered.

Bills sweat drops.

"Okey, fine, few moar minetes and I brew up the star."

After Whis was done with his meal, Bills' friend flew off without paying the tab and said, "Tum to go!"

The god of destruction begins to create a massive energy ball and yell, "Now dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" when a familiar voice said, "Ho on a secund, I can get yoo the suppa saiya people god!"

Bills stops and saw Goku, the saiya people whom he had defeated just hours ago.

"How yoo dudat?" asked Bills.

"I ask Shenlong to breng him too yo."

So after Goku gather the Dragon Balls and summon the dragon from the seven magical balls, the saiya people said, "Can yoo breng the suppa saiya people god to Earth star?"

The dragon said, "No, the suppa saiya people don't exeest."

Bills became impatient and said, "See? No suppa saiya people god, tom to brew up Earth star and go bak to ma star."

Seeing Bills right behind Goku, Shenlong shudders and said, "W-well, der is a man the suppa saiya people god based frum, five good saiya people gave a saiya people powa and made him into suppa saiya people god."

"Real?" Goku asked.

"Yaa, but powa run out and suppa saiya people dies because too much bad saiya people." said the dragon.

"Bye bye."

After the dragon disappears, the seven magical balls flew into the air and scattered all over the planet, waiting to be discovered in a year's time.

"So five good saiya people huh? Shood be good." Goku thought to himself.

Then Piccolo came and said, "There's only three good saiya people, it won't happen, Trunks went to get girrlflend at yun age and Beta's did many bad things."

Then Dende, Piccolo's fellow Namek people came and said, "While Beta done many bad things, he also turn good after many years."

"Okay, les do tis!" Goku yelled.

"But why should Kakarot be the suppa saiya people god? I don't wont to hump him!" Vegeta complained.

"We haav no chois Beta, Goku has the bets chaance to beat Burls!" said Piccolo.

And so Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, and Trunks each held hands to give Goku the power he needed to become a suppa saiya people god. As they power up, the Namek people, Piccolo realize something's off...why didn't Goku transform into a suppa saiya people god?

"It is not good, tere is four 'good' saiya people, we need five!" the Namek people shout.

Then Videl came and said, "Wait, there is one saiya people who cun hep!"

Hearing this, Vegeta said, "But Tubble lives far away, he can not hep!"

Then Videl's father, Mr. Satan said, "Videl, yo can't meme me, I'm not saiya people!"

"No, not dis, troof is...I'm plagnant!" said Videl.

Piccolo looks to see Bulma and Vegeta glaring at him for his statement about Trunks earlier.

"Okay, les do dis again!" said Goku.

Once again, Vegeta, Gohan, Goten, Trunks, and the time along with Videl hold hands to help power up Goku and soon, the saiya people's power begin to rise dramatically to the point that it went way past his limit. After few minutes went by, Goku's aura change from yellow to red flame like glow, bearing a resemblance to a long forgotten technique Goku have dropped due to its infamous side effects from overuse.

Piccolo wasn't impressed and said, "Suppa saiya people god? It is verry lazy."

Bills finished drinking cocktail that he ordered and said, "So, tis is ta suppa saiya people god I haav bin waiting for?"

"Let us fight!"

Soon, suppa saiya people god Goku and Bills squares where they went to fight fiercely, causing a mountain shattering vibration with each blow. The sound of the punches can be heard from around the world but unfortunately, in a world where the majority of the populations believes that the reigning martial arts tournament champion, Mr. Satan is the strongest man in the planet, they thought it's a sound of firecrackers set off by the ever over the top Capsule Corporation.

The suppa saiya people god and the god of destruction fought all over the air and several times they would give chase, bringing the fight all over the planet. It got to the point that the two lands onto the top of the Statue of Liberty where they would stand still and stare at each other for several minutes until one of them finally decides to talk about Goku's newfound god mode which Bills have been looking to fight for his entire life.

"Whut do ew theenk abutt yo new suppa saiya people powwa?" asked Bills.

Goku looks on gloomly and said, "Um disappointed."

"Why?"

"The reesin is becus I deend nit do tis by myself, I deed et with help from five saiya people." was the answer.

Angered by this, Bills knocked off one of the spikes from the crown of the statue and Goku leaped back to avoid getting hit. But then the god of destruction knocks off another part of the crown and kicks the spike toward the brain damaged saiya people. Goku was able to knock the spike right back at Bills who then proceeds to smack it into the head of the statue, decapitating it.

"Impersseve, last tum I defeat yo withaat breaking a swat." said Bills.

However, it did little to make Goku feel any better as he knows that the power wasn't obtained all by himself so he continues to look at Bills with a gloom look on his face. Annoyed by this look, Bills zips toward Goku and punches him through the statue, causing the rubbles to rain down on some of the curious onlookers who didn't take the opportunity to flee until it was too late.

"Is tat all yo gut? Tas is ta suppa saiya people god powwa? I'm only uzing sevandy persand of ma powwa!" Bills yelled.

But then Goku grins and said, "Yo real? I'm uzing eightee persand of ma powwa!"

This only serves to cause Bills to punch Goku harder, sending him flying across the country before he could respond to the assault.

"Yo plide won't geet yo nowhare!" Bills yelled.

As the two fighters flies right past several cities and a landscape where the dinosaurs looks on in shock, Bills then yell, "Tat es taa powwa of suppa saiya people god? You disappoted me!" before landing a blow into Goku's stomach, sending him flying further into a cave.

Bills flies into the cave and saw Goku ready to attack when suddenly, the saiya people's suppa saiya people god aura vanished!