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A/N: This is in no connection to the previous chapter. I posted it here because I hate starting a new fic every single time that I get an idea.
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Monique was devastated. She had just found out less than an hour ago that her current boyfriend, correction newest ex-boyfriend had just cheated on her. To make matters worse, the douche cheated with one of her closest friends in college. And to think that she wouldn't have found out if she didn't decided to surprise him in their 1st anniversary. He was by far the longest relationship she ever had in her lifetime.
"How could have they done that to me Kim? What did I ever do to deserve something like this?" she half ranted half cried to her girl best friend since highschool Kim Possible. The two girls were sitting at the Possible's couch
"The guy's a douche. You deserve someone better. You'll find someone better." Kim tried to reassure her friend.
"Easy for you to say, you hit the jackpot with Stoppable." Monique bitterly stated while trying to control the stream of tears that were falling from her eyes. Kim winced at Monique's statement. After numerous times of supporting Monique through her numerous heartbreaks, Kim learned that it was best not to mention her steady relationship. The girl has her way of making any guy appear like a complete jerk when she's in a state like this.
"Well I wouldn't say jackpot."
"You got that right girl friend." Monique said in between sniffs. She grabbed the glass of water that Kim had placed on the table earlier and drank it. Then she grabbed some fresh tissues from the box which was also placed at the table.
"I swear all guys are a douche, every single one of them. They just want to get under your pants and when that's done they find another girl to get under her pants. And the cycle repeats. Maybe I should…" Monique was still ranting when at the corner of Kim's eyes, she saw her brothers making their merry way towards the living room. Suddenly she patted Monique at the back and got her to cry on her shoulder so that she wouldn't be able to see her brothers approaching.
'GET OUT NOW' Kim mouthed at her brothers. They looked puzzled at first but upon seeing Monique who appears to be sobbing, they understood. They didn't want to be in the cross hairs when Monique was on her guys are jerk rage. So they ran to the nearest exit, the house door.
Ron didn't understand why, but he felt like nothing could ever go wrong today. He woke up earlier than usual, cooked breakfast for his whole family. He even had time to wash his car and drop off his mom and little Hanna at their mother and daughter summer ballet class. Currently he was driving back to his house. He looked at the digital clock of the car. It was almost 10 in the morning. When he arrived, he was going to take a bath and then go to his girlfriend's house.
Ron was confused when he saw Jim and Tim walking out the door that 10 in the morning. He spent too many hours at the Possible's that he had already carved the twins usual activities at his head.
"Hey guys, is Kim inside?"
"Yeah, but I'm not sure if you should go inside." Jim warned Ron as Tim elbowed him. "What was that for Tim?" They had their infamous little telepathy. And then both of them grinned.
"What Jim was saying was that you should go in. She had been waiting for you."
"Oh okay." Ron replied a little bit suspicious but decided to shrug it off. He was already by the door when Jim continued talking to him.
"Hey Ron can we borrow your car?"
"Yeah sure." Ron agreed without a second passed, fished his car keys on his pocket and tossed it to the twins. "Just remember to refuel it. You two still owe me gas money the last time."
"You're the best Ron." Ron smiled at them. They were practically his second family so it was no big deal for him to let the twins borrow the car every now and then. They were really careful with it and it didn't hurt that they would lend a helping hand in updating it in their spare time. When Ron entered the household, he was surprised to see Monique there. But due to him being clueless, he didn't managed to notice that Monique was indeed sobbing.
"Good morning ladies." He stated as he was approaching the couch.
"Oh here comes Mr. Jackpot." Monique said sarcastically. If looks could kill, Ron was pretty sure that he was being murdered right now at the hands of the sassy Monique. He felt like he just walked in a war zone. Not a good place to be.
"Exhibit A, Ron Stoppable. I bet even he had thought of cheating on you Kim, didn't you Ron?"
"Huh?"
"Admit it Stoppable. All guys are the same. When you finally got under Kim's pants you're going to cheat on her and go for the next available bimbo. Oh that's why you've been spending a lot time in Asia. You've been cheating on Kim with Yori isn't it?"
"Now hold…" Ron was about to retort when Monique cut him off.
"You should just dump him right now Kim before that ever happens."
"Monique" Kim tried to calm her friend down. This was the reason Kim didn't want any guy near a heartbroken Monique.
"What? You don't believe me Possible?" Kim sighed in defeat. You could always assure that when a girl is heartbroken she hears no reasoning at all. And Monique, she's one of those kinds.
"Come here Ron." When it was evident that Ron wasn't moving towards them Monique repeated her statement but this time with more stern. Ron walked in defeat. Whatever happiness it was that he had felt the moment he woke up had now vanished. This was the reason why the twins were acting suspicious. He mentally cursed. He'll get them back for this. But for now he just had to endure a give or take 1-3 hours of Monique ranting.
I would have made it longer but I ran out of rants. Anyhow, the review button is situated below, just click it to let me now what you think.
-sammie out-
