Author's Note: So this is the second chapter! I hope I get more reviews! Thanks to FLAMETAL and C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only for reviewing:D So enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist if I did I wouldn't have made Hughes die:D


Hide and Seek

"I can't believe I got stuck with you," Riza snorted.

"Shh Lieutenant they'll find us," the Colonel whispered. They were both hiding in a closet in one of the many guest rooms.

"We've been here for hours I don't think they are even looking anymore," she sighed.

"No no I'm sure they are still looking."

"Colonel you sound like a little kid," Riza sighed.

"I'm offended Hawkeye," he stepped closer to her, "I know how you can make it up to me."

"Don't even think about it sir," Riza had pulled out her gun and now it was under Roy's chin.

"Okay," Roy put his hands up, "Well I guess we should go look for someone."

They started to get out of the closet but it was too small of two people to get out at the same time. Roy fell on top of Riza. He smiled down at her. He pinned down her hands and legs. She had no way of getting her guns. Roy leaned down to kiss her.

"Sir?" Riza didn't know what he was going to do, "What are you doing-"

Just as Roy was about to kiss her they saw a flash of light. Havoc stood at the door with a camera in his hands. When he saw the Colonel look up at him he started running.

"Shit," Roy jumped off Riza and ran down the hall after Havoc.

The two ran until they heard gun shots. They both stopped dead in their tracks. Riza walked over to Havoc and put a gun under his chin, "We're you waiting outside that door the whole time Havoc?"

"Y-Yes ma'am," he swallowed.

"Roy," she still had the gun under Havoc's chin but turned her gaze to Roy, "Take the camera and burn it."

"Y-Yes," he pulled the camera out of Havoc's hand and snapped his fingers. They all watched it burn.

"Damn," Havoc muttered.

"What was that?" Riza pushed the gun harder under his chin.

"N-Nothing, nothing at all."

"Now if either of you tell anyone about this," she turned to Roy, "I'll kill you both."

They nodded. Riza lowered the gun. Riza finally noticed that Fuery, Falman, Breda, and Salem were looking at them.

"What?"

"Nothing," they all said.

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They all eat dinner late. By the time they were done it was time to put Salem to bed.

"Colonel you do it," Riza waved her hand as she read her book.

"Why me?" he whined.

Slowly Riza showed her gun, "Okay okay I'm going."

Breda, Fuery and Falman all played poker while Riza read her book and the Colonel put Salem to sleep.

"Who's the superior officer?" Roy muttered as he walked up the stairs.

"Who are you talking too?" the boy asked.

"No one really," Roy looked at the boy, "Do you like living here with your father?"

"I don't know I don't see him much," the boy turned down the hall.

They stopped at a door at the far end of the hall, "So what do I have to do?" Roy asked, "I've never done this before."

After Roy read him a story (A/N: Can you imagine him reading to a kid?) Roy the put the kid in bed.

"So you like Miss Riza don't you?" the boy asked.

"What!" Roy was taken back, "What are you talking about."

"Don't worry I wont tell anyone," the boy smiled.

Roy just smiled and left. The kid was smarter the Riza. After they all played poker for a few hours and Roy lost most of his money, they all retired to bed. Before Riza turned the handle to her room Roy grabbed her and turned her around to face him.

"Sir?"

"Goodnight Riza," he then kissed her on the lips. He quickly pulled away and ran down the hall so he would get hit by bullets.

Riza just stood their and smiled. Tomorrow she'll get him back.


Author's Note: I hope it wasn't too cheesy:D If you liked it review then I update so more! But if no one reviews I won't update! While I was writing this I thought of Black Hayate. Since I didn't add him in the first chapter lets pretend he is at a neighbor's house or something:D So REVIEW! And sorry if I made any errors:D

Love Nicole