In my opinion this is no where near as good as the first chapter, but I figured I should upload it anyways.


"Hal, I know it makes you uncomfortable, but it needs to be done. Would you just open the door?"

"No!" came the answering shriek from behind the closed and locked door, "I am not talking to them about that!"

"Hal," Kilowog sighed, leaning against the wall next to his friend's room, "Razer might not need it, but we have no idea of the extent of Aya's knowledge on the subject."

"You tell her them if you're so concerned!" Hal Jordan, Green Lantern and guardian of Earth cried as he borrowed his head further under his pillow, "I'm not coming out!"

Kilowog sighed, rolling his eyes, "Let me get this straight. You can take on Atrocitus and talk the rest of the Red Lantern Corps into stopping the war, but you can't talk to Razer and Aya about the perfectly natural act of reproducing?"

"Aya's a robot!" Hal yelled into his bed, "She can't reproduce! Go away!"

"You don't know that."

"I did not need those mental images!"

"Look. Hal." Kilowog huffed, rubbing between his eyes, "Aya might not even know what sex is. We should at least-"

"Let Razer tell her! Maybe she can look it up on the internet!"

"The… what?"

"The internet! Home to a shit load of porn and cat videos!"

"What do Earthen felines have to do with anything?" Kilowog shook his head, "Nevermind, that's not the point. The point is I am going to talk to Razer and Aya about sex and you are going to help me!"

"I am not!"

Kilowog brought his clawed hand up to his face, tiny ears flickering slightly.

"Aya, Green Lantern Hal is moping in his quarters," he spoke into his ring, "Could you unlock his door for me?"

"What!" Hal cried from inside, "No!"

The Bolovax Vikian smirked as the door slide open for him, "Thanks Aya."

"You are welcome." Came the smooth reply, "I hope that you are able to cease Green Lantern Hal's… moping."

"Aya!" Hal wailed.

"Alright buddy," Kilowog grinned as he entered the room, grabbing his friend and easily slinging him over his shoulder, "Let's go chat with the kids."

00000

"Aya, Razer!" Kilowog called as he entered the Interceptor's bridge.

The two turned, Aya cocking her head at the Green Lantern and Razer raising an eyebrow.

"What are you doing with Hal?" Razer asked, watching as the human cursed violently and pounded on Kilowog's chest.

"We," Kilowog said, slipping Hal off his shoulder and placing the Green Lantern on his feet, keeping a firm hand on his friend's shoulder, "Would like to talk to you."

Hal crossed his arms and glared at the floor.

"I do not think Green Lantern agrees with you, Green Lantern Kilowog." Aya observed calmly.

"Yeah, well, he doesn't have a choice." Kilowog pronounced cheerfully.

"What is it you wanted to talk to us about?" Razer asked, arms crossed over his chest.

"Sex."

Aya tilted her head and frowned. Razer blinked.

"What?" Razer finally sputtered, "You- what?"

"He wants to give you the talk." Hal muttered weakly, still intensely studying the floor.

"The what?"

Kilowog flapped a hand, "Some human thing. Not important."

"What is… sex?" Aya asked, still frowning slightly. Razer's eyes widened as Hal whimpered slightly.

"Well," Kilowog grinned, "When two people love each other very much-"

"NO!" Hal shrieked at the same time Razer yelled, "I CAN'T HEAR YOU! NOT LISTENING! GOOD BYE!"

The two made a run for it, stumbling over each other in their hurry to get out the door. Kilowog rolled his eyes, "Prudes."