Demon Serpent

Disclaimer; I do not own Naruto or Harry Potter, the only thing I really own is my own mind, and even that is not for sale… I know some of you people think of me as a loser, a writer of pure shit, but at least I am proud of what I write, but sometimes I will lose hope if I'm not encouraged enough.


Academy days are SO boring


Orochimaru looked as the man kept on droning about the use of chakra, and figured that while it was a mix of bodily and spiritual energy, that it would be accessible to him, who had been using his magical core for almost the entirety of his spell casting days. He looked at the sensei, then yawned and got the man's attention: " You there, give me a show of your chakra, after you've managed to summon it."

Orochimaru smiled arrogantly, then placed his hands into the boar seal. A blazing storm of dark red chakra mixed with theblackchakraappeared around him, making him look ominous and darker then anyone ever thought possible, his yellowish snakelike eyes lighting up like some sort of insane psychopath's.

The Chuunin giving them the class on chakra looked at the bonfire of dark chakra and said, after looking at it. " Follow me." With no hesitation,. The man went to another class, then went inside and spoke with the chuunin in charge, Orochimaru catching some snippets of " A genius. I saw him conjure up such a load of Chakra that it is easily Genin level. The control he seems to have would place him in your class, Ichiro-kun." The chuunin came out and said; " Orochimaru-san, this will be your new class, because you're clearly advanced enough to pass to the next year. Normally people in the first class would only need to try and summon their chakra, since it would be used for their exercises, but clearly you've mastered that. I wish you good luck."

Orochimaru continued to excel in classes, having found a certain affinity for Katon, Doton, Suiton, Hyouton, Raiton and kinjutsu… well, at least he thought so… the small Raiton jutsu they were trained in went well, giving someone a shock the moment they touched him. The Katon jutsu was enough to almost set the classroom ablaze, being put out with a Suiton jutsu immediately afterwards, making a small amount of water from a glass turn into a huge scream which swept through the school. I really need to be able to control my chakra, or it will get worse. Merging with Orochi seemed to mess up both my magic as well as my ' chakra' so I get those weird results all the time.

After a brief lecture about the different weapons, which Orochimaru tuned out, he looked at the poles they were supposed to hit. He spotted that the chuunin looked at him with rapt attention, like he were expecting something. Orochimaru looked at the pole, then took out one of the kunai, looking at the knife and closing his eyes,. Waiting for his chakra to seep into it, like he had felt once before, when the instructor showed them how to do it. He looked at the kunai with his mind's eyes, then lifted it, and took aim at the pole, then let it fly.

THUNK

A sound made by the kunai made him open his eyes, to see that it had hit the bull's-eye. The Chuunin walked up to him and said; " Well done, Orochimaru. All look at Orochimaru, he scored a bull's-eye on his first try. You should all aspire to be like him." The Chuunin patted Orochimaru on the head and then said; " Would you like to demonstrate it once more, so they can see what you did?"

Orochimaru nodded, then went to retrieve his kunai, only to see it flying back at him, thrown by one of the kids standing close to the pole, apparently having retrieved the kunai, then intending to throw it to the kid who had thrown it perfectly, maybe with the intent to hurt him for taking away the moment of glory.

Orochimaru's eyes didn't even widen as the kunai came straight at his chest, he suddenly moved, and grabbed the kunai from the air, only to throw it at the offending kid with deadly accuracy and seconds later, the kid's blue underwear was exposed, the kunai having sliced through the waistband holding up the pants the kid wore.

Orochimaru gave a small smile as the kid blushed in embarrassment, and allowed a small smile to creep onto his face. He looked at the kunai, then as by magic, the kunai flew back to his hand, having poured some of it to summon it with. The Chuunin looked at the display, his eyes growing wide with excitement. " Where did you learn to do that, kid?"

Orochimaru regarded the man coolly, then said: " My parents used that skill to make sure that no harm befell them… but I'm the last of the line, then having been killed by ignorant people." Orochimaru's face hardened slightly as he looked at the man and he said: "Want to see the effects of one of the Katon Jutsu that I learned here?" the Chuunin nodded, amused by the kid's attitude.

" Katon: Housenka no jutsu!" he took a deep breath, converting chakra in his lungs, then exhaled, sending three fire balls at the pole, making the wood splinter, then burn to a crisp as the flames began to feed upon the wood. A smile was on Orochimaru's face as he imagined that Dumbledore was burning, finally turning into the ashes which he should rightfully be. If they had bound his magic, he wouldn't be safe anymore, instead of that he was now learning things which would make it oh-so-much easier to make sure that they all paid for the crime of maybe trying to take away his magic.

"Very good kid. Maybe we can advance you a grade if you can do even the normal proper henge no jutsu." With a mere hand sign, a perfect replica stood there, looking at the Chuunin with a slightly arrogant smirk on his face. The Chuunin clapped and said: " A perfect replica, and you only attended this group for a month… You are a fast learner, aren't you kid?" Orochimaru could do nothing but nod,. A satisfied smirk on his face. He looked at the chuunin as the man led him to the most advanced class available, reserved for those who were about the graduate and become Genin. He watched as the Chuunin pulled the teacher to him, and having a whispered conversation about him, and the probability of him attending this class. After ten minutes of talking outside the classroom, the teacher walked to him and said; " Orochimaru-kun, you will be moved up a grade to join the graduating class. It was very impressive for you to have done such a good henge, and I'm sure that you will be a fine shinobi in due time… alright, follow me inside and I will introduce you to the class, who will be graduating in three weeks…. Or at least I hope… well, at least I'm sure you'll do fine, instead of that perverted Jiraiya kid…" the Chuunin teacher mumbled some expletives under his breath before realizing that he had to introduce the kid and they stepped into the classroom, Orochimary's eyes straying to see the blonde haired girl looking bored at the board, hoping that something exciting was going to happen.

"Alright class! We got a new student, someone called Orochimaru who has managed to show enough skill to be transferred here! You should take him as an example, and you might even pick something up, as he's managed to do a fairly complex Katon Jutsu and…" he was interrupted by a scruffy kid with white hair in the back of class and the little ruffian said: "If that's true, then why does he look like he likes boys?"

Orochimaru looked at the impudent child, suddenly wishing that he had his original height and said: "I am not interested in filthy little street urchins like you… I prefer women with class, grace and strength… instead of you, who probably likes to watch women in the bathhouses…" it was one of the facts that he had gleaned by using some small form of Legilmency on the mind of the child, grinning while he had said it. That shut the ruffian up, and Orochimaru grinned at the class and said; "My name is Orochimaru, and that's all you need to know about me…" the Chuunin coughed and Orochimaru sighed, and then decided to tell a bit more…"Alright, on the teachers insistence, I shall tell a little bit about my likes and dislikes.. I dislike wrinkled old men who would try to make me do stuff that I won't do, and touch me in strange places. " there his face contorted in anger, thinking back to Dumbledore and a small smile lit up on his face: "I like being around women, and I would love to get a girlfriend sometime, but only if she is serious, and isn't one of those air headed little bitches that I see a lot, even now, looking at me like I'm the next coming of Kami-sama... which I am, of course." He said with a big smile blossoming on his face, and a hand seal was made by him, making a genjutsu on his face to make him look like a handsome child… the girls got blood running from their noses, all except Tsunade who gave him a grin, clearly showing that she wasn't too interested in the pretty face…

"Alright, I can do the simple henge, and the Goukakyou no jutsu. That's actually all there is to say about me." The Chuunin teacher looked at Orochimaru and said; "Take a seat next to Shodai-sama's honoured granddaughter. She's over there." Tsunade gave a wave, and orochimaru grinned in her direction, his eerie yellow-greenish eyes looking at her, making sure that they had eye contact when he walked over to the seat next to her. He looked at her and then whispered: "You can make a good henge?"

She nodded, looking into those serpentine eyes and said: "Hai, Ojiisan taught me how to do so when he took a break from the Hokage duties that he's always raving about… about how he should never have set up the village and just stayed a wandering shinobi." She giggled slightly, and Orochimaru smiled slightly and said; "Let's just concentrate on the lesson, and then we'll talk some more."

Jiriaya was giving them jealous looks, and Orochimaru noticed them, then smiled a bit and thought about the way he and Ron interacted at times, the former friend being a jealous git most of the time to him. He could feel rage surging through his veins and a thin sheet of chakra began to cover his form, twisting with every angry thought that washed over him. The feeling of the power within him surged through him, the drain on his stamina barely noticeable as he looked at the chuunin with his face a torrent full of emotions, which seemed to be never-ending, his eyes saying all there was needed to be said.

The next few lessons were filled with talks and lectures about how to theoretically creating a bunshin. Orochimaru just yawned whenever the word bunshin came up, and then managed to create three bunshin the day that the first lecture had been given, merely on the vague description which had been given.

The Shodai watched through the crystal ball which he used to keep the peace over the village, it being a heirloom of the family. He watched how Orochimaru looked to be bored in class, and how he kept sneaking looks at his granddaughter. A smile came to the man's face as he looked at the looks that his granddaughter was giving Orochimaru when she didn't think he was looking. He looked at the lecture being given, and then he watched as Orochimaru's hands turned into seal forms, then completing a long chain of seals, and a small poof of smoke was seen all around the class and a few bunshin popped up, enough to make sure that Orochimaru and Tsunade could get the hell out of the boring classroom. The Shodai smiled to himself. They were talented if they could do that to fool the Chuunin. The chuunin should have noticed the seals that Orochimaru had done, for the child had hidden his hands, and that should be an indication in itself: "Maybe I should train the kid for some time, it might be interesting." With a poof of smoke, the man disappeared form the room, the crystal ball being covered up by a purple cloth.

"I think you might want to turn around and get back tot eh Academy, Tsunade-chan, Orochimaru-kun…." The man looked at his granddaughter and he watched as she turned red and Orochimaru just regarded him coolly, and then smiled and said; "You will not report us to sensei, will you, Shodai-sama? Otherwise I'll tell your wife that you've been peeking at women again…" it was a bonus that Orochimaru kept a good hygiene, and thus was around the bathhouses a lot, and he had once found the Shodai looking at the bathing women with a smile on the man's face. He had firmly stated that if the old man was to repeat that once again, that he would make sure that he got thrown straight into the female baths. The man blushed once, and a deadly look came on Orochimaru's face as he continued: "Why don't you teach us some jutsu which will actually be of use, instead of those basic jutsu that the Academy employs, like Bunshin and henge and some basic throwing skills… after all I did learn the Gokakyou no jutsu from an example you set…"

The Shodai nodded and sighed deeply, looking at his granddaughter and the young student of the Academy who had managed to learn Jutsu faster then any child his age. "Alright then… If she found out, it would be the couch for me for at least two months…" he looked at the children who both wore looks of extreme amusement and then began to instruct them in the use of a simple Raiton jutsu which would paralyze the nerves around the area which it struck. It was just a B class Jutsu, but he deemed them worthy of knowing it…. After all, what harm could it do for them to fend for themselves better in the real world?

The Graduation was at hand, and Orochimaru achieved top marks, with his skills all being rated as 10/10 and him being chosen as the rookie of the year. Tsunade looked at him, only scoring marginally lower then him, and Jiraiya just barely passing the exam… luck would have it that they were put on the same team, with a sensei who would probably be considered to be just like Dumbledore, but more world-weary…. Sarutobi Kenji.


A new chapter finished… I hope to get at least 20 reviews for the next chapter, more would always be appreciated… I can't really do much due to me being very busy as it's the last weeks of school at the moment….

Also…. VOTE FOR A PAIRING! TSUNADE IS STILL YOUNG! (looks at young Tsunade) AND STILL LOOKING GOOD! EVEN AT FIFTY SHE LOOKS GOOD! (Receives a small note by an assistant) Write a scene in which to involve Orochimaru's tongue… Damn…. It sure is nice being Orochimaru, he'd be a great ladies man…

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