"NOOOOO!" yelled totally Durotan. He was so upset that he wos now the least popular kid at Azeroth High. He ran away from clss, all the ppl were trying to beet him up. "Wait Durotan I still wanna be your friend!" I totallied.
"yeh kahdgar wanting to totally be your frend doesn't meen much," XDed the other studants.
I was mad. I knew how to become the most popular… beat totally Lothar in a fight! Then that'd make Durotan pooplar too for being frends with me. I ran to Lothar's cass, he didn't do magci, he did Sword skill. He had to get his sword skill to max level. Ok, I ran into his cals..
"EXCUSE ME TOTES LOTHER, I CHALLANGE YOU TO A FIGHT!
Lothar laughed, so did him totally sports jock friends. But it dident meatter. I was gonna beat him! Lothat pulled out him designer allince-style sword. Then he swung it at me without even waiting for the duel to start! I angried. I cast arcane blast at him. Then I used Blink and Frost Nova to get away from him. Then I polymorphed him and he turned into a totally sheep! Everyone in the class laughed so hard at him. Lothar had lost the duel. He turned back into a humin and was SOOOOOOOOOOO MAD. He was like, red in the face and breathing angrily. "that's it you little spellchucker-"
"I am not a spellchicken, im an mage. Respect me or ill turn you into a sheep again. Or a turtle."
He was soo mad.
"LOL can't belive you got beaten in a fight by KHADGAR." Sed the alliance soldier who had no name because she was just a background character, but im gonna call her Sportsjockette.
"Excuse me, sportsjockette, but im pretty sure a mage can beat like anyone ina fight."
"fine I bet you cant fight me im a rogue," said a rouge (not the makeup but like the stabby people).
I was about to reply anger when sudden the swords teacher walked in. He was Uther the Lightbringer, a pallyadin. He also taught maces class and holy magic class.
"excuse me, is a fite going on here?" he question inquisitively.
"nope I was just… um getting tissues the other classroom didn't have any," I quickly turned away and ran away. But the teacher sudden stopped me. "wait you forgot your tissues."
"Thanks Mr. Lightbringer." His first name was Uther, his middle name was The and his last name was Lightbringer.
"dats ok. I hope Anduin isent been too mean to you."
"Its ok, im used to it."
"that's not good, you should stand up for yourself."
"yeh." I agreed. I dodnt tell him that I had standed up for myself, that id turnt totes Lothat into a sheep, becos I didn't want to get in trubbel.
I walked past Lothar he was at the bus stop. I didn't need to catch the bus becos I can teleport. I used my spell Teleport: Dalaran and arrived at my house in Dalaran. My parents gave me to the Kirin Tor when I was only a little kid (yeah thye mean) and I totes hated it. I knew, I'd run away! I totally wnet into the sewers. Eww, it was so stinky. I walked past the Rogue class hall which was in the sewers for some totally reason. The rogue from earlier sneered at me tryin to start a fight. I ignored him and walked to the end of the sewers wehere I could find a totally escape root. Sudden I FELL OUT OF THE SEWERS INTO THE AIR ahhhh what the fel I thought this city was in the ground? I hit my slow fall spell just in time. I cudve splattered on the ground into little bits of bone and blood. Yikes, that wudve sure sucked lol.
I landed on the ground next to a ded body who had probably also been taken by surprise. Then it turnt into a skeleton! I saw a totally dude, the same one but alive. I gasped. "How did you do that?"
"I ran back to my corpse."
Then I totally ran towards the hillsbrad foothills. Suddenly I saw Antonidas running after me. Oh no. He teleported next to me. "Khadgar you can't run away…. YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE NEXT GUARDIAN"
I OMGED. I couldn't beliv it. The guardian was the most powerful mage. How could I be the next guaridan?!
They must be mistaken.
