A/N: Thanks for reviewing, my little chickadees! You apparently like this, so I'll continue it. And good news! All the names will be in English from now on, as there are currently no pokémon without a known English name! Oh, and contrary to what I said last chapter, it turns out most of what I said about the Rhy-family is in fact factual, and that that isn't cant be disproved. In your face Nintendo!

The World of Pokémon: Eon of Eevee

"Hello, and once again, welcome to The World of Pokémon," Egbert said, with his trademark whisper. He was in a city park, which was surrounded by a brightly coloured metropolis, buildings soaring high into the air, and low on the ground only one story. It was my personal favourite city: Goldenrod.

"Since I still have a few broken bones (but nothing to worry about), I've asked the producers to do this weeks show on some pokémon a little bit – less pain-inducing. So they've set me up with my lovely assistant for today's show, Rhonda," he whispered, walking over to an ugly girl wearing a blue floral dress, and surrounded by the eight members of the Eevee family.

"Hi!" she said to the camera, waving furiously.

"Now, she's here, with all of her pokémon, which she's kindly agreed to let us document on today. Now, we'll start with the basics, meaning the basic stage pokémon, Eevee," Egbert said, snorting in delight at his bad pun.

"Now, Eevee are a wholly unique breed of pokémon, in that they have multiple evolutions, and-"

"What about Tyrogue?" Rhonda put in.

"Yes all right, but-"

"And Gloom. And Poliwhirl, and Slowpoke, and Wurmple, and Kirlia, and Snorunt, and Clamperl, and Burmy, and-" Rhonda said, now counting them off on her fingers.

"Yes, alright, ALRIGHT!" There are now a lot if pokémon known to evolve into multiple other pokémon, but Eevee was the first one discovered. It also evolves into more pokémon than any other, a grand total of seven, and-" Edgar explained.

"Er, right, seven…" Rhonda interjected, holding something behind her back.

"I've learnt from last week not to ask," Edgar sighed, "Furthermore, it's the only pokémon for its type to completely change during evolution. Whilst other pokémon gain one type, or their secondary type changes, Eevee goes from pure normal, to fire, water, electric, grass, psychic, dark, or ice-"

"Don't forget ground!" Rhonda said happily.

"No, just no, no matter what it is, put it back in its pokéball!" Edgar said, on the verge of tears. Rhonda took a pokéball off her belt, and recalled the pokémon behind her back.

"Fortunately, I have an Eevee of my own," Edgar said, calling out his pet pokémon, a shiny Eevee.

"Ooh, what's with the colour?" Rhonda asked.

"I'm glad you asked that, Rhonda," Edgar said happily, patting her shoulder.

"Please don't touch me."

"Sorry. But the reason my Eevee is shiny is based on a special personality trait. Even the world's top scientists can't figure it out. Some have come up with a theory, but it would mean that when one person tried to capture it, it would be shiny, but then if someone else tried it wouldn't, and it has been proven that if a pokémon is shiny, it will stay – stop it!" Edgar wailed, as his ghostly brownish-blue Eevee became a normal coloured Eevee.

"Let's move on," Rhonda said, taking the helm. "Eevee are known to evolve in three different ways. To get a fire type Flareon, a water type Vaporeon, or an electric type Jolteon, you'd need to use an evolution stone, specifically, a fire, water, or thunder stone respectively."

"But the other aptly dubbed "Eeveelutions" are a bit harder to find, and they involve actually training your pokémon, like a normal trainer. Anyway, if you raise it during the day, and it's happy enough, your Eevee will evolve into an Espeon, yes," Edgar said, as Rhonda showed hers off for the camera, "But under the same circumstances, except at night, it will become Umbreon."

"But it becomes even more confusing there on out! Because no matter what time of day it is, or how much your pokémon likes you, if you raise it up at a certain place, it'll evolve into either Glaceon or Leafeon," Rhonda said.

"Exactly, if you raise it up at Moss Rock, it'll become a Leafeon, but if you raise it at Ice Rock, it evolves into Glaceon!" Edgar said, starting to get very excited.

"Both of these mysterious rocks are located in Sinnoh, Moss Rock in Eterna Forest," Rhonda said.

"And Ice Rock on route 217!" Edgar cried, panting.

"Calm down dear, it's only a documentary," Rhonda said.

"I know. It's just been so long without anything going wrong!" Edgar said, actually clapping.

"So how come those are the only Eeveelution types? Rhonda asked.

"Here it comes," Edgar muttered sadly.

"I mean, what about, say, a ground type?" Rhonda suggested casually.

"Well, if you remember, you were one of the first people to publicly discover Glaceon and Leafeon," Edgar told her.

"Indeed I was," Rhonda agreed, nodding.

"So who knows, there may be more to discover, but not during this documentary thank you!" Edgar snapped.

"Let's move on to attacks…" Rhonda suggested, backing away from Edgar.

"Yes…right…Eevee itself doesn't have a particularly popular move pool. Other than a few attacks, such as Shadow Ball, Dig, Iron Tail (all of which must be learnt through TM) and Bite, its attacks are pretty much entirely weak normal type attacks," Edgar explained.

"So why cant it learn many of its evolutions type attacks?" Rhonda asked, petting her Flareon.

"Ah, well its almost like Eevee has a "safe lock". Imagine it learnt Flamethrower, but then evolved into Glaceon! An ice type using fire attacks! That's just plain kooky!" Edgar cried. Suddenly, Rhonda's Glaceon hiccupped a ball of fire.

"Never mind. But when Eevee evolves it can begin learning attacks unique to its new type, and occasionally others, such as Vaporeon learning Haze," Edgar said.

A bout of hiccups broke loose then, with Leafeon zapping Edgar's hair on end, Flareon gushing a jet of water, which was good, because it put out the fire Umbreon had caused.

Edgar sighed, and decided to wrap the show up.

"Join me next week when I'll be profiling everyone's favourite foxes, Vulpix and Ninetales – alone!" Edgar said to Rhonda. She grunted and recalled her pokémon, but her new ground type Eeveelution broke out.

"Edgar out," Edgar sighed.

A/N: Well, I don't think it was as funny as the first one, but there were more actual facts to get out. Again, drop a review if you'd like me profile your favourite – it was thanks to a review that I did this, and the foxes next chapter. See ya!