SaM: Hello everybody and wal- * Smack * * Crash*
Luiz: Wow! That the most awesome thing I've ever seen someone do with a sandal. You sent him clean through the wall!
Harley: Will I did learn from the master of the sandal bitch slap, but now for my job. Declaimer: the lazy person, who should have had this finished weeks ago, does not own anything a smart person would know Sega hold the copyrights too. He did however think up or half own just about everything else in this little fic. Like me and Luiz.
Luiz: my turn. Remamber we have nothing to fear in this world but fear itself...and waddle dee. FEAR DA DEE!!!
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A top a cliff two figures stood high above most things. One an old man clad in black robes with hair of gray. The other a hedgehog heroic with made for running and blue as sapphire. Well, okay only one of them was standing and our hedgehog, tho very heroic, was not at the moment the image heroism. Laying on his back looking like a dieing fish.
"Feeling any better, Sonic?" the old man asked
"Well, I think my internal organs are back in place and world stopped spinning. So I guess I'm better." Sonic said, rising to a sitting position. "I really HATE your way getting us here."
"Sorry. I'd forgotten how...uncomfortable the first time using the warp spell is, especially when you're going such a great way as we did." the old man didn't look at sonic when he spoke.
"Guess it's something you gotta get use to right, Barbossa?"
"Sonic, come here and lay eyes on what you'll be up against." barbossa waved him over.
Sonic, somewhat annoyed that his question was ignored, got to his feet and walk over to stand next to barbossa on the cliffs edge. What he saw made him look over and scan the gray haired guy next to him.
He looked at and raised a his brow, "What?"
Sonic pointed at him, "Your cloths don't look right."
"What?"
"Well it's just by the way you're dressed I thought this place would have an Asian theme, but from what I can see it's more European-ish."
He closed his eyes, inhaled, and gave a big sigh, "Lad I'm not going to waste the air in my lungs, explaining the complex way this world of our works. You'll come to understand that part soon enough. What I will use me words on is this question to you, Sonic." he bent down to Sonic's ear as if he was going to whisper something quietly to him. "WHY WOULD ASK ME ABOUT that FIRST AND NOT ABOUT THE BEAMS OF LIGHT SHOOTING INTO THE SKY!?" But he yelled it loud and clear.
The shock of his action almost caused him fall-over, but he managed to keep his footing and answered, "Um...that was going to be my second question" it wasn't a good answer but it an answer.
"Boy, you prove all saviors multiple worlds don't have to be smart, that or I got the wrong hedgehog." Okay. Now barbossa's just being a jerk. "Any case those light are signals that tel-"
"That tell where the the most power objects known to this world are. They're objects so old and rumored about that most people don't even believe they exist or can be of this from this world. I have to go and collect some number of them to stop the evil that has arisen." Sonic said, taking a wild guess.
"How in the hell did you come up with that?"
He shrugged his shoulders, "That how it's basically been in every other world."
"Well you're more or less right. So I guess I that save some time." He said turning in opposite direction they had been facing. Rising his hand, a small amulet tight in his grip, he spook. "la cresta a cercano y a lejano, abre el portal en donde intento ir." with those word and a flash of sliver the same type of warp-gate that got them where they were now right in front of Barbossa.
"Going back to my past question, why are you talking like that?" Sonic asked.
"The spell has to be said in Espanol or it won't work." Barbossa replied.
"Japanese cloths, European landscape and Spanish magic. What the hack going on? " he was starting to get confused about just what kind of story this was. "And why did open that thing anyway?"
"I told you already you can find that out for yourself. And the portal so I can take you to the tower of light." he said, and sonic just looked at him like most people look at 4Kids entertainment.
"Are you nuts?! I'm not going in that thing ever again, besides closest light is right over there." sonic said, pointing to the red beam of light coming from some roman looking ruins about 3 miles away. "I can run over there in like a 2 and half minutes easy."
Barbossa turned away from the portal and without single word walked over soinc. The old man came down on one knee to be eye to eye with him and placed his hand on sonic's shoulders. " sonic can't go to that light yet, and there are three reasons why." his eyes were stone cold serious.
Sonic stayed quite and waited to hear the old man's reasons. "One: I only brought you here first because this is one of the best places to see most of the light from. Two: if you go there before your ready you will die, and both of us don't want that to happen. And third and most important reason you can't go there is..." he went silent.
"W-what the third reason?"sonic asked. He had to know this last one.
"Are you sure you want me to give it to you, it's really bad."
His words only made sonic more willing to listen. "Ya give to me I can take it."
"okay. The third and most important reason is..." before he could realize what was happening Barbossa had a tight hold on his wrist. "Judo throw!!" with that Sonic was set right over Barbossa head and in to portal screaming.
"I don't care how old anyone says it is the 'intense talk in to judo throw trap' never stops being bloomin' funny."
(Meanwhile)
Sonic land, face first in mud, on the other end of the portal. He picked himself up wiped the mud off his face and out of his mouth. "hey that so bad. In fact I feel just fine and d-"
And that's when sonic made for the nearest bush and persecuted to loss his cake, literately.
"Wait. When did I eat strawberry-cake?"
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Harley: well thats that, and I guess the cake wasn't a lie. But kinda wish it was now.
Luiz: hey when I say their gonna be cake mean their gonna be cake. By the way what did you mean by Sam only half owns us?
Harley: when Sam makes an fan-character/OC based off someone in real life he that person is automatically give just as much right as he has too them for being the inspiration for their name and personality. Even if our bodies, history and powers are all his idea.
Luiz: Reaaaally? Go to Youtube to see the awesome ,funny and made of pure sex man I'm based off of, LuizPower.
Harley: Luiz! I'm shocked by this shameless self promotion for your real life counterpart. I mean you don't see me telling the readers to if you're old enough go to to checkout and review all the great works of the brilliant and skillful Mistresses of mindfuck and queen of of the dark fanfic writers, Harley Quinn hyenaholic, do you?
Luiz: I guess not, sorry.
Harley: As long as you learn Luiz, as long as you learn.
