Disclaimer: I do not own any character in this fanfic except myself, though I'm not in the fanfic, but...aarg, you know what I mean!!! ...You do, don't you? Er...whatever.


a/n: HIIIIII!!!! I reposted this chapter cuz...I FELT LIKE IT!!!! BWA HA HA-- sorry. I know that was weird. I tried to make this chapter more interesting than the last one. So...yea. ENJOY.


Chapter 2 - The Others

Gaara and I jumped down from a tree to the entrance of the Konoha village. Today was the day that we would start training in the new training ground. Now all we had to do was wait for our…host. I leaned against the village gates and watched Gaara eat a cookie.

Wait. WHEN DID GAARA GET ANOTHER COOKIE?!

Gaara had his back to me. This was the perfect chance for me to steal his cookie. I walked toward him with stealth, concealing my presence. Even if I hadn't, Gaara wouldn't have noticed me. He was too busy with his cookie. I was an inch away from my brother, just about to grab the half-eaten cookie when a loud, obnoxious voice yelled out behind me, "HEY, GAARA! TEMARI! YOU GUYS ARE HERE TOO!"

I tripped over a rock and knocked into Gaara, who smacked into a tree. I turned around to see the blond haired fool named Naruto Uzumaki. I glowered at him for making me miss my only chance to take Gaara's cookie. Damn him! This is all his fault! I stood up and dusted myself off, as the moron ran over to us and helped Gaara up. Gaara still had his damn cookie.


Silver curiosity: Why do you care if Gaara has a cookie?

Temari: 'Cause Gaara's getting fat from all those cookies!

Gaara: (eating cookie) Says the old fat woman.

Temari: What?! Why, you little…!

Silver Curiosity: Gaara! No more cookies! Listen to your sister!

Gaara: Hell no. The cookies are mine.

Temari: (Roundhouse kicks Gaara in the head, knocking him into Silver Curiosity)

Silver Curiosity: Yaaa! What the hell! No fighting!

Gaara: (Eats rest of cookie.) Alright, bitch, bring it on!

Temari: You're going down, mama's boy!

Silver Curiosity: …Where did that come from?!

Gaara: (Jumps on Temari, pinning her to the ground)

Temari: (Kicks Gaara in the…you know where…and pushes him off)

Gaara: (Screams out in pain and tries to hit Temari)

Temari: (Takes out her fan)

Silver Curiosity: (Runs into the middle of the battle and gets whacked unconscious by Temari's fan. Typical)

Now on with the story! This isn't finished yet, Temari!


Behind Naruto were some other genin, a chuunin and two jounins. The genins were Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Rock Lee, Shino, Kiba, and Neji. The two jounins were Kakashi-sensei and Gai sensei (blech!). And the chuunin was Shikamaru. My heart skipped a beat when I saw him.

"Hey Temari," he said with a smile.

"Hi," I said, trying to sound casual. He looked around and frowned. I was about to ask him if something was wrong when he said. "What a drag. My parents just had to force me to try out something this troublesome, didn't they? How did people as stupid as Naruto get picked to be in this thing?"

Great. He was complaining. If there was just one thing that I just completely hated about Shikamaru, it would be his complaining and laziness. Okay, that's two things, but you get the point. I tried to be optimistic and said, "Well, it might be fun!", but the bastard just shook his head disapprovingly and replied, "Nope. This thing's gonna be a drag."

I sighed and gave up on Shikamaru. He could think the whole world was a drag for all I cared. It's not like I liked him or anything.

I walked over to Neji, Hinata, Naruto and Kakashi-sensei. I wasn't surprised to see Kakashi-sensei with the newest volume of Make Out Paradise. "Hi Temari-san," said Hinata. Her face was steaming red, probably because she was standing next to that idiot, Naruto. The idiot was bragging about how he almost completed his last mission, which was a D-ranked mission. How stupid. And Neji was staring off into space, looking blinder than ever.

"Hi Hinata," I answered. To my surprise, Kakashi-sensei actually looked up from his book to greet me. "Hey Temari," he said. "What do you think of this new training exercise?"

"Well, I—" I started, but someone interrupted me, yelling out, "It's perfectly youthful!"

Neji cringed and Kakashi-sensei groaned. Gai-sensei was skipping towards us, as he would say, youthfully. He stopped in front of us, almost bumping into Neji who jumped 10 yards back and protectively covered his face with his arms. He relaxed as he saw Gai-sensei come to a halt, and walked back to us.

"Who asked you?!" Kakashi-sensei yelled.

"Why, Gaara did! Thank you, Gaara," Gai-sensei answered, tears streaming down his face. "Now we shall hug!" he declared. I felt so bad for my poor brother. He never saw it coming.

Gaara, who was a couple of feet away from us, was eating a cookie with his back turned to us. Gai-sensei then leaped into the air and came crashing down on Gaara, embracing him with open arms. Gaara screamed in pure shock and agony. I winced as I heard something crack. I think it was Gaara's spine.


Naruto: How could you make that happen to Gaara, author?!

Silver Curiosity: (Still unconscious from when I got hit by Temari's fan)

Naruto: (Pokes Silver Curiosity with stick)

Silver Curiosity: (Wakes up suddenly.) AAAAAHHHH! GET AWAY FROM ME! NO ONE MURDERS ME IN MY SLEEP! AAAAHHHH! AAAAHHHH! AAA—Oh. It's just you, Naruto.

Naruto: (Scared stiff from Silver Curiosity's sudden outburst.)

Silver Curiosity: Umm…Naruto? (Pokes Naruto)

Naruto: (Falls over without moving a muscle)

Silver Curiosity: OMIGOD! I KILLED NARUTO!

Okay, back to the story! I still gotta kill Temari for what she did to me. My motives were so innocent! To stop the fighting! Then what does Temari go and do? She knocks me out with her freakin' fan! Hmph!


Everyone stared in shock as Gai-sensei continued to hug Gaara. He looked like he was being suffocated. Gaara tried to push Gai-sensei off him, but Gai-sensei wouldn't let go. Gaara yelled, "Get off me, you old geezer!"

"But, Gaara!" Gai-sensei exclaimed. "You have made me happy!"

"So you go and be all gay by hugging me?! What the hell is wrong with you?!" Gaara shouted, trying to break free of Gai-sensei's grasp.

That's when I heard Hinata gasp. I turned around quickly and shouted, "Hinata! What happened?!" But I didn't see Hinata. I looked around for her, but she was nowhere to be seen. I ran up to Naruto and asked frantically, "Did you see Hinata?!"

Naruto looked up at me with a stupid face and answered, "Uh, yea. She just got kidnapped by Kankuro."

"Oh my God! Are you serious?!" I asked in shock. "Kankuro kidnapped Hinata?!"

"OH MY GOD!" Naruto yelled out. "KANKURO KIDNAPPED HINATA?! THAT BASTARD!"

I stared at the idiot.

"What?" he asked, confused. I groaned. "You were the one that told me that, stupid! You shouldn't be that shocked!" I yelled.

So Kankuro had followed me here—no, he stalked me here—and now he kidnapped Hinata! I would definitely kill him as soon as I saw him. And I didn't have to wait that long 'cause Kankuro, who was hiding in a tree, fell off the tree and landed right in front of my feet. Hinata landed on top of him. That idiot broke the tree branch he was sitting on.

Kankuro looked up at me and nervously waved a 'hello'. "H-Hi sis," he said, his voice uneasy. Hinata got off him and ran behind me for protection. Not that she needed any. Not against Kankuro's pathetic dolls. I glared down at him. I was about to scold him for following me and kidnapping Hinata when the leaves in the trees around us rustled. Everyone instinctively looked up.

A barrage of shuriken rained down on us. I was taken by surprise at first, but I immediately used my fan to knock away three of the shuriken that were speeding towards me. Hinata jumped up, dodging a shuriken that was aimed at her feet. Naruto used the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (I'm sure you all know what that is) and let his clones get hit while he ran to safety behind a tree. Neji used his Kaiten, making a shield with his chakra that repelled each shuriken that was thrown at him, and Sasuke used his Sharingan to see where the shuriken were thrown from, so he could move out of the way and stay unharmed.

Kakashi-sensei threw a kunai at all the shuriken that were headed for him, canceling them out. Rock Lee did a backwards flip, dodging about five shuriken all together. Sakura ducked, dodging a shuriken that would've sliced her neck. Shino used his bugs to block the shuriken that were aimed at him, and Kiba and his dog Akamaru used Gatsuuga on the shuriken that were thrown at them, which was when Kiba and his dog spun around like crazy, creating a tornado shaped thing.

What Gai-sensei did shocked us all. He pirouetted away from each deadly shuriken, and then did a split when he was out of harm's way. Everyone stared at him in horror and disbelief. We were all so shocked that none of us noticed the figure that crept up behind from the bushes stealthily. We should've noticed, but Gai-sensei's…performance…left us all in a horrified state. The figure took out a couple of shuriken, then did some hand signs. It flung the shuriken at us as it cried out, "Katon! Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" igniting the shuriken with a ball of fire.

We all turned around and saw the flaming shuriken headed towards us, but it was too late to do anything now.


Kiba: Hey! Why are we all gonna die?!

Silver Curiosity: 'Cause I feel like making you all die.

Naruto: But we don't wanna die!

Shino: Maybe you should die.

All Naruto characters: Yeah!

Silver Curiosity: Uh oh…

Rock Lee: Don't worry! We will kill you with moves of youth!

Gai-sensei: Yes! Moves of youth!

Everyone else: …

Kiba: KILL HER!!! (Charges at Silver Curiosity with Akamaru)

All other Naruto characters: (Charges at Silver Curiosity)

Silver Curiosity: AAAHHH! SHINO, YOU'RE ALWAYS QUIET WHEN PEOPLE WANT YOU TO TALK, SO WHY COULDN'T YOU SHUT UP THE ONE TIME YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK?!

Naruto: ATTACK!

Silver Curiosity: (Runs for her life) I'm not finished with you all!!! Especially you, Temari! I'm gonna kill you!!!!

Silver Curiosity: (Gets knocked out by all Naruto characters. Typical)

To be continued…


a/n: Yay! Chapter two is done!!!! I'll try to update soon but I have to update my other fanfics, too. Feel free to review!!! They make me happy!