Chapter 2: Team Rush Hour (Lee & Carter) versus The Dragon World Order ('American Dragon' Jake Long & Meowth).

Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, one and all, welcome to UCW Fury of Kiva, live on PPV! I'm Squidward Tentacles, joined as always by Greg Sanders and Kif Kroker... and we're live in Miami, Florida at the MIA Entertainment Center! Tonight, King Mickey attempts to regain the UCW Undisputed Heavyweight champion of the World against the one who took it from him, Bugs Bunny, who became so obsessed with getting the championship away from Mickey Mouse that he has turned on the very fans who helped him get there!'

Greg: 'I don't like Bugs' chances... he's now walking into hostile territory! Even though Mickey has said that Tyzonn and the rest of Team Disney aren't to serve his every whim anymore, Mickey still has the advantage of the fans' support! But that's not the only matchup on the card... I'm going to be in action, along with seven other pissed-off CSIs when we go 8-on-8 with the MK Ninjas in an Endless Strike match!'

Kif: 'Now, Greg, there's no point in getting angry until you get in the ring with them! And the goal of the match is to throw them over the top rope as opposed to beating them down to a bloody pulp. But anyway, we also have the official UCW debuts of Ichigo Kurosaki, Rukia Kuchiki and Ozzy Mofeta along with an Ultimate X match for the King of Anime championship! Charizard and Guyver are out... Naruto Uzamaki and Flamedramon are in! Shinji Ikari defends the title against those two and the man he retained the title against at Three Chains of Destiny, Nero!'

Squidward: 'And connected to that match is Sasuke Uchiha, who, if he can win, will enter Ultimate X and be in with a chance at becoming the King of Anime champion. But he has a tall order when he faces Kamen Rider Kiva in one-on-one competition!'

Greg: 'Kiva did us proud in the Survivor Series match... and if he wins in this contest, he gets to beat the holy crap out of Sasuke with a long chain for five minutes flat!'

Kif: 'But for now, here's Megaman with the official introductions for our opening match of the evening!'

Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, your opening contest of Fury of Kiva is a tag team attraction and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, representing the Dragon World Order, MEOWTH and 'AMERICAN DRAGON' JAKE LONG!'

The Dragon World Order weren't having a very good month. At Three Chains of Destiny, all four members met the Digimon Union in a War Games Elimination match... and they all promptly tapped out to the Figure Four Leglock at the same time. Meowth was mostly at fault, because he came in and instinctly hit Long and Chris Griffin with crescent kicks after being on a roll. Jake Long repeatedly chastised Meowth on the way to the ring, to which Meowth completely protested. He soon realised that he was protesting his leader and gave up trying to reason with the Dragon.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, from Hong Kong and Los Angeles, California respectively, at a total combined weight of 419lbs, Inspector Lee, Detective James Carter, TEAM RUSH HOUR!'

Adrenaline Rush played and out came the East-West combination of Carter & Lee of the Rush Hour trilogy once again. Carter seemed more energetic than he did when the team debuted at Internet Incident. Lee was just plain old Lee as always... down to business.

Both teams seemed ready to start and the referee motioned to ring the bell, but then... Fight the Power by KoRn and Xzibit hit. Team xXx had arrived. They both were carrying steel chairs and Xander Cage had a microphone in his other hand.

Xander: 'You know... since we were defeated by the Ninjas at Khaos in Kyoto, we haven't been featured that much here in UCW. Now, I look in the ring and all I see is the world's most disturbing case of smooching going on! Hey, Long, you do know there's laws against animal abuse?'

Jake Long was not at all happy about that joke.

Xander: 'And as for Lee & Carter, we'd respect you... but you're cops, so forget it. This match will just be boring as it is, so referee, why don't we make it a triple threat match?'

D-Train: 'And if you don't like it, then you're about to get xXx'd!'

The referee agreed with Xander's idea and rang the bell as Team xXx dropped their chairs to run into the fray. This triple threat match was underway. As soon as the bell rings Xander and Meowth go to lock up. Xander is able to get the advantage and lock in a head lock on Meowth.

Meowth drives a couple of elbows into the side of Xander and then attempts to lift him up for a back body drop, but Xander forces himself down and delivers a bulldog to Meowth. Xander then lifts up Meowth and Irish whips him into the ropes. Xander then catches Meowth and delivers a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.

Xander keeps Meowth stretched across his knee as Darius goes to the top rope and delivers a leg drop to Meowth. Xander then lifts up Meowth for a vertical suplex. Xander then moves over to the ropes, drops Meowth down on the top rope midsection first, and then delivers the vertical suplex.

Xander then goes and tags Darius into the match. Darius enters and Meowth is on his knees pleading with Darius. Darius has no part of this as he grabs Meowth by the hair and starts delivering start shots to the face. After about four of these the ref is finally able to stop Darius from delivering the closed fist punches.

This gives Meowth enough time to get up and rake Darius in the eyes. Meowth then delivers a knee strike to the midsection of Darius. Meowth then lifts Darius onto his shoulder, takes him to the corner where Long is, and delivers snake eyes, dropping Darius on the turnbuckle covering.

Meowth then tags Long into the match. Long enters the match, grabs hold of Darius, and then launches him shoulder first into the ring post. Darius is not seated in the corner and Long is stomping a mud hole in him. Long then starts to choke Darius with his boot. Long then backs off and charges, driving his knee into the face of Darius.

Long tries this again, but this time Darius moves and all Long's knee connects with is turnbuckle. Darius then goes over and tags Carter into the match. Carter enters on fire, taking down Long with an arm drag, followed by clothesline. Carter then tries for his finisher, but Long is able to elbow his way out of it, only to have Carter bring him down and deliver a DDT.

Carter then whips Long into the corner. Carter then climbs to the middle ropes and starts the punches on Long, with the crowd counting along the way. At eight is when Carter stops and climbs down. He then delivers three shots to Long with his elbow. Carter then tries to bulldog Long out of the corner, only to have Long fight out of is and push Carter out of the corner.

Carter landed sitting upright so Long charges and kick Carter in the back of the head. It looks like Long is ready to tag Meowth back in, when out of nowhere Meowth tags Lee into the match, which is legal in a triple threat tag match. Lee then lifts up Carter and whispers something to him. Carter then taps Lee and he falls down.

Carter then covers Lee, only to have all four other men stop the attempt. Once the other for are back on the ring apron, Lee and Carter go and tag Long and Meowth into the match. The two partners are stunned by what just happened, as Lee and Carter leave the ring. Meowth and Long enter the ring and try to tag Lee and Carter in, but they jump down to the arena floor.

They then try to tag Xander and Darius, but the extremists do the same thing. Meowth and Long were now both legal, they would have to face-off. So the partners then circle each other and lock up. Long gets Meowth in a headlock and whips him into the ropes. Long ducks down but Meowth is ready for it, kicking Long in the face and then taking him to the ground with a jumping clothesline.

Meowth tries to lift Long but Long is able to land a jawbreaker. Long then tries to show off his fighting styles, but Meowth proves why he is one of the best, blocking every attempt from Long and flattening him with his superior martial arts skills. Meowth notices the four others back on the apron and tries to tag them in but again they jump down, and any time Meowth or Long try it the same thing happens.

Meowth is now frustrated by this, and it allows Long to trip Meowth and then lock in a Boston crab. Meowth is trying to get to the ropes but Long won't let him. Long is getting frustrated and yells at Meowth, "IF YOU TAP WE GET THE WIN." Of course Long said this too loud as the other four immediately break the submission hold.

The four men went back outside the ring when Meowth tapped Long, Long fell down and Meowth covered him. Only problem was that Meowth's feet were to close to the ropes and Lee pulled him out. Lee and Carter doubled team Meowth outside the ring while Xander and Darius doubled team Long inside the ring.

After their double team on Meowth, Lee had Carter place Meowth back in the ring as he went to stand on the ring apron. Carter then held up Meowth and had him tag Lee into the match, making him the legal person along with Long. Lee then entered and he and Carter tossed Meowth out of the ring.

Lee then turned his attentions to Long, as he pushed Xander and Darius out of the way and started beating on Long. Xander and Darius took exception to this and lifted up Lee and tried for their tag finisher, only to have Lee fight out, bang the extremists' heads together, and send them out of the ring.

As Lee admired his work Long was able to sneak up on Lee and roll him up, getting a two count. Long then tried for his finisher, only to have Lee reverse the attempt and hit his Gory Bomb finisher, the Welcome to Chinatown. Instead of covering him however he tagged Carter in. Carter then lifted up Long and hit his finisher, the L.A. Heights.

Carter covered Long but the extremists broke up the pin attempt. It was now a four way brawl. Carter and Lee had control until some cockiness entered the plan, which allowed for the extremists to capitalize and hit their finishers. Xander hit Lee with his impossible finisher, the Superman Seatgrab Barrel Roll Bomb, while Darius hit Carter with his Death Valley Driver finisher, the Bullet D-Train.

The extremists then sent their opponents outside the ring, only to remember that Long was still in the ring. The extremists then lifted him up and hit their tag finisher, the 540 Faceplant. Darius then exited the ring and brought Carter back into the ring and Darius made him tag Xander into the match.

Xander then covered Long as Darius got rid of Carter, which allowed Meowth to enter the ring and break up the pin attempt on Long. Meowth then tried for his finisher on Xander, only to have Darius break up the attempt. Darius and Xander then hit the 540 Faceplant on Meowth.

Meanwhile Carter was now back up and he climbed to the top turnbuckle and got the extremists' attention. This seemed like a bad idea, as they were ready for whatever Carter had planned. What they weren't ready for was Lee, who jumped back into the ring and kicked Darius in the back of the head.

When Xander was distracted Carter jumped, downing Xander with a crossbody block. Lee and Carter then tried for their finisher, the East-West Disconnection, only to have Xander and Darius fight out of them. The extremists then tossed the two out of the ring. Long and Meowth then entered the ring and delivered a sneak attack to the extremists.

Knowing that Xander was the legal man along with the American Dragon, Meowth took Darius and tossed him out of the ring onto Carter and Lee. Meowth then took Xander and hit his crucifix bomb finisher, the Feline Insanity, followed by Long hitting his backflip DDT finisher, the Dragon's Breath.

Long then covered Xander but Xander somehow kicked out. The Dragon World Order could not believe that Xander had kicked out of the finishers. Meowth and Long then whipped Xander into the corner. Meowth then whipped Long into the corner, crushing Xander, and once Long moved Meowth did the same thing.

The two partners celebrated, totally missing Carter slap Xander on the back for a tag. Long and Meowth then hit Xander with the 540 Faceplant. Long covered him but the ref wouldn't count the pin. The ref then said that Xander wasn't the legal man and that he was, pointing to the corner where Carter was.

Carter jumped as soon as they turned, taking both out with a crossbody. Carter covered Long but Darius broke up the pin attempt. Darius then helped Xander up and they hit Carter with the 540 Faceplant. Lee then tried to help his partner, only to have Xander and Darius hit him with the 540 Faceplant.

However while Xander and Darius were dealing with Lee they missed Meowth place Long over Carter. The ref then counted the 1-2-3, counting the three just as Xander and Darius finished the 540 Faceplant on Lee.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners, MEOWTH and JAKE LONG, THE DRAGON WORLD ORDER!'

Xander and Darius couldn't believe what just went down, watching as the smug dWo members exited the ring. Xander looked at D-Train and they shrugged their shoulders, rushing after Long & Meowth soonafter. Xander smashed Long's head off the ringpost while Darius tossed Meowth into the guardrail hardway. Xander climbed the top turnbuckles, looking to do something innovative with his steel chair. Xander placed the chair underneath his legs and then sideflipped, smashing right on top of Jake Long's head with impact. Meanwhile, Darius sat Meowth on a chair beside the guardrail and after getting the crowd whipped into a frenzy, nailed the old Ole Kick through the guardrail, ripping the poster in two.

The dWo had won the match, but Team xXx had acquired the last laugh. Fight the Power played again as the cameras went backstage.

Backstage

Lola: 'I'm here with the reigning UCW Undisputed World Heavyweight champion Bugs Bunny, who will be defending his championship tonight against the superstar he won it from, King Mickey Mouse!'

Bugs: 'A lot of people have said that after Three Chains of Destiny, I turned on UCW's fans. I'm here tonight to say that it's not true... you all turned on me. You all betrayed me! In this company, it is sacrelige to even comtemplate being on Mickey's side and I don't believe his B.S. for one bit. Tonight, I have a message for all who follow him and even Mickey himself... Mickeymania will never again run wild, not as long as I carry this championship belt over my shoulder, doc! And not only that, I put an end to the myth that is Mickey Mouse!'

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A/N: There's your first match of Fury of Kiva, with Team Rush Hour and the Dragon World Order scheduled to go 2-on-2, but Team xXx adding an extra pair to that quartet! The dWo slithers out with the win by the skin of their teeth, but Team xXx doesn't let them get away unscathed! Also, Bugs Bunny tells his side of the story with Mickey becoming a fan favorite once again... and not sharing kind words for the fans in the process!

Next Up: Its the UCW debut of 'Soul Reaper' Ichigo Kurosaki as he goes one-on-one with Max Goof after his attack on Danny Phantom at Three Chains of Destiny! Later, barks!

This is a presentation of DJ Diddy Dog - KIVA FORM.

Fist On! Release the chains of destiny!