Once the cybernetics discuss about their plan about killing me if I don't make it in time, Bowser Jr. gathers the koopalings in a little meeting...
Bowser Jr.: Attention, my brothers and sister. I have an announcement to make. Papa has finally got a plan to kidnap the princess again!
Larry: Oh! What is it?
Bowser Jr.: Juri, the lost fighting polygon, has been kidnapped.
Ludwig: Vhat? That's Impossible!
Lemmy: What do we do now?
Roy: Dude, we better get rid of the Mario Bros and Juri as fast as we could.
Iggy: Ahahahaha! I'll get them and we'll rule the universe.
Wendy: Not if I could help it.
Morton: Uh... Heh... Gah!
Larry: You know, you really are stupid.
Bowser Jr.: Shut Up! Now we are going to capture some fighters to add to our clan of minions.
Lemmy: Who thought this was a good idea anyway?
Roy: I thought this was a great idea! Shut Up, Bitch!
Bowser Jr.: Roy! I'll banish you to Fire Emblem if you misbehave! Anyways, Papa has got a plan for us. Do you know what it is? Once Mario, Luigi, and Juri are out fighting the Cybernetics. We'll barge into Peach's Castle uninvited, and strap her in ropes to make our papa proud! Any questions? Iggy, is there something you gotta say?
Iggy: We'll have to fruit punch him in the frickin' face! Get it fruit? He's such a bastard! Get It? Laugh, Dammit!
(At the Battlefield)
Bowser: Larry? What are you doing here? Where's Junior?
Larry: He had to go to the bathroom. Sorry, King Dad...
Bowser: I should've known...
Bowser Jr.: So, I'm back. Are we ready to go?
Larry: Well, if it is for the Cybernetic, we have no choice. Also did you wash your hands?
Bowser Jr.: Nope!
Larry: D'oh! (leaves with Junior)
Bowser: Junior, meet me back at the Parable when you're done.
(At the Stanley Parable)
Morton: Hey! Want Some?
Swirlix: Thure! Have thome of mine, too.
Roy: Oh, Key Key!
Goomy: Stop it, Roy. I'm sharing cake with Morton and Swirlix and I don't want you to make everything better if you send Morton to Skyloft. (cries)
(At Skyloft)
Roy: Morton, you gotta stop eating cake because the weight you've been gaining increases each time you get hungry. You're like the sin of Gluttony... Uh, Morton?
Morton: Guh... Guhuh... Uh... Uhhh...
Roy: Morton? What are you talking about? I mean... Morton, you're so stupid!
(Back at the Stanley Parable)
Ludwig: Alright, time vor my comment on "Oh Dear Brother!" and I'll be done.
Iggy: Hurry Up, Ludwig!
Ludwig: Okay, brother. Hold on a minute! (stops the video)
Iggy: Thanks! (turns on his computer while the lights flickered)
Ludwig: God, the lights are given my headache...
Iggy: Hello, Computer. I'm Iggy the psychotic koopa with the green leaf hair I swung back and forth multiple times and I'm gay.
Qwerty: HELLO, IGGEH. NICE TO MEET YOU AND YOUR PERSONALITY, TOO.
Iggy: I'm clever am I? And a good dancer as well being like an envious brother because that bashing named Luigi stole my love Daisy.
Qwerty: ME, QWERTY, NEWS ABOUT JURI FINDING THE FIRST CYBERNETIC.
Iggy: Can you tell me where she's heading Qwerty?
Qwerty: HEADING TOWARDS NORFAIR!
Iggy: You're from Veggietales and I still don't get it.
Qwerty: I'LL TELL THAT VEGGIETALES IS RUINED BECAUSE OF DREAMWORKS! RIDLEY WILL GET RID OF HER FOR SURE!
Iggy: Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.
(Later that Day...)
Bowser: Junior, what the hell is going on with you?
Junior: My Little Pony! I used to wonder what friendship could be! My Little Pony!
(Bowser calls Platinum on the phone)
Platinum: Hello?
Bowser: What in the hell have you done to our son?
Platinum: I manage to brainwash him from that inappropriate stuff you gave him.
Bowser: But that's what he's suppose to do! He's the seed of evil!
Platinum: So i got him appropriate stuff like My Little Pony, Care Bears, Teletubbies, Cabbage Patch Kids, The Smurfs, Barbie, Pound Puppies, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, Barney the Dinosaur, Jem, and the Get-Along Gang!
Bowser: You idiot! One more outbreak and I'll certainly divorce you since I got married before you were pregnant with Junior.
Platinum: That's okay. I don't even need a man anyway. I'm away from here.
Bowser: I do have a plan that Junior mentioned earlier before acting like this.
Platinum: So what do you have in mind?
Bowser: You know about my Clown Car? I'm going to let Junior use it to capture the princess that way I'll marry her instead of you.
Platinum: I got rid of it!
Bowser: What!? No!
Platinum: I manage to give him a junior size because he was too small for it!
Bowser: God... in New Super Mario Bros. Wii, he was in my clown car until my adopted children took over it.
Platinum: Yes, Seriously!
Bowser: But, I- For God's sake, you have it all taken care of right?
Platinum: That's okay, Bowser, I sure figured this out for you!
