I am back, guys! Don't care? Sucks for you xD

Lol but seriously. I was sitting around and I was like... "Armin hasn't been embarresed enough." So this was made in like 15 mins.

None of the characters belong to moi.


Why me? Armin pondered to himself. Why do I live with these people?

The young blonde was currently sitting on the couch in the living room, face down on the desk in front of him. His hair was strewn about randomly in disorder while still managing to hide his face. Eren was sitting beside his lover, Levi, on the other side of the couch. He watched his long-time best friend with a bit of concern whilst Levi was staring at their TV in a disinterested manner although he was paying attention to the younger boys.

"Come on Armin," Eren sighed. "It was just a joke, no need to be so overdramatic."

The only reply he received was a small, audible whine.

The brunette scooted over slightly towards the sulking boy, attempting to ignore his boyfriend's now irritated leer at the back of his head.

"Armin?" No reply. "Armin, if you don't say anything you're not getting any mint ice-cream."

"..."

Eren saw the mess of golden hair move slightly as his friend sighed in defeat.

"... I hate you."

Cheekily, the brown-haired boy patted Armin's hair. "Good boy!"

The blonde angrily raised his head and managed a weak, tired glare. "I'm not a dog."

"Well, you fucking whine like one when Eyebrows is around." Levi pointed out, his eyes once again set on the channel in his gaze.

It seemed as though Armin's tired eyes lit up immediately as his face turned pale; all the blood rushed to his cheeks creating a pink hue. It was quite obvious to the three of them that Armin had a bit of a crush on Erwin Smith since they first met. He still remembers those eyes that were clearer than the ocean directed solely at him when Levi introduced both him and Eren at Maria's Diner last year. Ever since then, most of the time if Erwin were to start up a conversation, Armin would blush and a cute little 'mew' would escape his throat before he could help it. Well, he couldn't help it! How could someone not feel awkwardly embarrassed when Sex-On-Legs is talking to them with hypnotic eyes and a deep voice and broad shoulders and tight abs and strong thighs and-!

Whoa, there Armin. Calm down.

Forgetting himself for a moment there, he realised both Eren and Levi had amused smirks on their faces. Composing himself, he finally answered. "I do not!"

"Bullshit." Levi murmured slightly though it did not go unheard to a now fuming Armin.

"Well, at least I don't wake up the whole neighbourhood every night!" He tried his best to look serious but the blush wasn't helping in the least.

"Brat—"The midnight-haired man was interrupted by Eren who sat up suddenly.

"Alright, that's enough."He said. "Armin, the ice-cream is in the third draw in the freezer behind the vegetables; Levi, don't taint Armin's innocent ears any further. That's my job as his best friend."

Like I said before, why me?

Armin groaned inwardly as he stood up and walked towards the kitchen (he may have rushed out a little since he knew the second he left, those two lovebirds would be all over each other). He stretched lazily before he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. Who could that be? He pondered silently as he reached for his phone. If it's Sasha begging me to find her missing potato chips again-!

He froze.

The text was from Erwin.


So I'm going to make probably one more chapter after this once I figure out what'll be in it :P

Don't expect the chappy anytime soon, I'm a lazy writer... Also it's not going to be a lemon, just heavily implied or maybe like limey? Idk. Anyways Review and Favourite and follow or whatever you do~