Well, Here is the real try 1! Let's see how badly I fail! Oh yeah, BTW I do not use inappropriate language, or describe anything inappropriate! I have this thing about that sort of stuff. If you have come to this fanfic for anything MATURE, you have come to the wrong place! I write so my younger siblings can read it too. Where anything too gruesome, or where immature language might take place, I will place a CENSORED sign. Also, I don't use just abridged personalities, but I also use normal ones... So expect both! Oh yeah! I give out a thanks to the writers Yami-The-Dark and Aquailita. For, they are the inspiration of this story. All of their stories have made me want to write more, and have given me the idea for this fic..
I do not own Yugioh, Yugioh GX, Ain't it Fun by Paramore, Counting Stars by OneRepublic, Death Note, the phone number, the Abridged personalities or anything else! I just write for the fun of it!
FIRST, YUGIOH THE ORIGINAL SERIES...
"Ain't it fun living in the real world.
Ain't it good being all alone.
Ain't it good to be on your own.
Ain't it fun you can't count on no one.
Ain't it good to be on your own.
Ain't it fun you can't count on no one.
Ain't it fun living in the real world.
Don't go crying to your mama 'cause you're on your own in the real world.
Don't go crying to your mama 'cause you're on your own in the real world.
Don't go crying to your mama 'cause you're on your own in the real world.
Don't go crying to your mama 'cause you're on your own in the real world."
"Bakura!" Marik yelled. "Put down your book. I have very important information!" Bakura wanted to know this information, but if it was really important, then Marik- being as persistent as ever would try even harder to catch his attention.
"Hey! Listen to me!" Marik yelled.
Bakura ignored his roommate and continued reading his ever so boring book. He expected it to be better, but there was too little blood, and too much romance for his taste. Marik never trusted that Bakura actually read his book- especially since he would take forever to complete a single page. He thought that Bakura probably pretended to read just so he could keep an eye on Marik. Both boys didn't exactly trust each other completely.
"Bbbaaakkkuuurrraaa!" Marik tried in a singsong voice, only to be ignored once more.
Marik quietly closed his computer screen, and opened his eyes very wide in the "I see dead people" look. He was trying to catch Bakura's attention to show him something important, but Bakura just kept on fake reading his book.
"Kuuuuuuuurrraaaaa!" Marik whispered spending at least 3 seconds per letter. Marik new that Bakura hated all of the nicknames that he gave him, and this was one of them.
For Mariks amusement, Bakura faintly growled.
"Yes! I have almost gotten to him..." Marik thought, "But I need a little more to fully catch his attention." Marik wondered to what lengths he would go to, to speak with his roommate.
Marik left the room in a hurry. In the back of Bakura's mind, he wanted to know why, but truly he was just happy that Marik stopped bothering him. Anyways, he knew that he would soon find out. Would he like it? Probably not... But at least he would have an excuse to use for something he does to Marik in the future.
"Fluffy Kura Kitty Cat!" Marik said as if he were talking to a real cat. He launched a large ball of yarn into the air and onto Bakura's lap, knocking Bakura's book onto the ground. He quickly dashed behind the door he just came from, and hoped he would live to see the light of morning.
Bakura jumped off the couch and onto the carpet. He blankly stared at his crumpled book that lay on the floor. The teenage male stood there for minutes waiting for words to come out... But none came. His current predicament had two solutions- One choice is to simply pick up his book, keep ignoring Marik, and continue reading... But, Bakura chose the latter.
"Marik!" Bakura yelled so loud that people in duel academy could hear him, "Come here this instant!" Bakura's eyes glowed red in the dark rooms' emptiness of light. They were so frightening, they would give Shinigami a run for their money.
Marik backed farther into his hiding spot, and quietly replied with much more than a hint of fear radiating through his voice, "Y-You c-c-c-can't make me! I'll h-hide until your anger goes d-down, and I am safe to come out without b-being killed... Or mortally inj-jured!"
Bakura broke into a fit of laughter. Marik didn't know whether to run away, or join his friend in the laugh. he wondered if Bakura was fine, or if there was something wrong with his companion. Bakura however, was perfectly fine, (well, as fine as a psychopathic killer can be) and acted out the whole thing just to get a reaction from Marik. His freakish eyes returned back to their normal hue, as he rolled on the floor gasping for air from his recent outburst.
After a few secconds, Marik peeked out from his hiding spot behind the door, to meet the face of Bakura inches from his own. Marik jumped backwards, and screamed. Bakura smiled and said, "You should see your face now!"
"Is that what I think it is?" Marik asked pointing to an object with a blinking red light in Bakura's hand.
"It depends... Probably!" Bakura replied with a huge millinium ring flashed, and Ryou dropped the item he was currently holding. He then rushed to Mariks side. "Uh oh! What did he do to you!"
Marik told Ryou of how Bakura scared him out of his mind, just because he gave Bakura a yarn ball. "... and then you came over to me and asked what was wrong."
Ryou and Marik had a much better friendship than Bakura and Marik. Probably because they both agreed with each other, and both understood what the other was going through. "Well, Marik, I hope you get through it! I feel the pull of Bakura trying to come out of my soul. We will talk again!" Ryou's Ring flashed and the Yami stood right where his Hikari stood only moments before. He stumbled backwards and glared at Marik. "What were you and Ryou just doing now?"
"Ryou was giving me the camera that was in his hand, but when he came over to me to help me out, dropped out of his hand and is now on the ground beside the door!" Marik lied desperately. "So I could delete a video."
"I don't believe you!" Bakura said. He opened the camera, and clicked the power button. Instantly, the new camera turned on. He quickly clicked through the latest videos, just to find the one made that day of Marik being freaked out.
Bakura clicked the play button and started the 5 minute video of his outburst, and Marik's reaction. He took out his phone and quickly plugged it into the camera. Marik lunged at the camera, and knocked it out of Bakura's hand. But, he was too late, and Bakura had already downloaded the video to his phone. Bakura dropped on the ground and laughed, giving Marik enough time to delete the video off of the camera.
"Marik, you are too gullible!" Bakura giggled. "So, what was it that you were trying to tell me? You know, before I made this video?" Bakura held up the recording on the phone and clicked play.
Marik glared at Bakura, and let out an aggravated growl, "You...You...[CENSORED]! As the most handsomest person on Earth, I order you to delete that video!"
Bakura's eyes widens in horror as he replied to Marik, "No! I will keep this for leverage! Some day I know that I will need it to convince you to do something! Ha! Anyway, you never answered my question! What is so important!"
Marik, seeming to miraculously recover from their endeavor, laughed and ran to his closed computer.
"I found a contest on the internet."Marik said excitedly.
"Good for you!" Bakura said annoyed, and picked his crumpled book back up from the floor.
"But, it is not just any contest!" Marik handed Bakura a printed list, and continued talking, "Whoever can complete this list first will get a trophy!"
Bakura stared confused a the list until he realized what Marik was trying to get them to do.
"You want us to complete this list... for a trophy!"
"Not just any trophy! This one is special!"
"What is sooo special about this trophy!"
"It is made out of GOLD!"
Bakura face palmed. Marik could be unsmart to a degree of dumbness sometimes. Bakura placed the list on the desk Marik was currently at, and walked off to continue his book.
"Soooooo, is that a yes then?" Marik asked.
"Marik, do what you want, but, no I am not in your plan" Bakura was truly angry at Marik for wasting his precious time... Of course not like he had anything else to do... Maybe, Bakura thought. I just might do it...
Marik whispered, "I forgot to mention the second prize."
That intrigued Bakura to the point of agreement. "Well, what is it!"
"Look whose intrigued now! Ha! Well, the second prize is 1 wish of any kind! The founders will grant you anything! Within reason of course. I mean, you can't wish to go to another dimension! Something possible" Marik grinned.
Bakura now really wanting to participate in the activity was partially annoyed, "Anything else you forgot to mention!"
"Actually yes! This is a team event. To participate, you need a group of 5 or more, and each group can only do 1 activity at once, to minimize cheating."
Bakura thought for a moment, and finally replied, "I'm in, but we need more members to compete." He stared at Marik in confusion. "Who will compete with us?"
Marik's computer let off a series of loud PINGs, as he received an E-mail. "We'll see who will participate." Bakura looked over Mariks shoulder at who the message was forwarded to, and all of the replies from Yugi, Joey, tea, (Just to say, I will call her Anzu, because it is really weird to type Tea, and try to pronounce it T-E-A instead of T-EE.) Kaiba, Pegasus, and pretty much every other Yugioh (original series) character. But, what left Bakura in astonishment, was that he had somehow managed to predict what Bakura was going to say about participating. The message was sent out 2 days earlier, but they all replied back today. Bakura read the message aloud...
"August 14, 2014
Dear fellow Yugioh Characters,
Bakura and I would like to ask you guys to join our group in the 333 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart contest. We will need to meet so we can come up with a name for our group, and so we can discuss the members jobs. Of course, I will be the group leader, and Bakura will be the co-leader. I have taken the liberty (as group leader) to copy the rules and guidelines to this E-mail. Please reply with either a "yes I will help" or a "no I will not compete", and please reply with a group name of choice if you choose to participate.
"Welcome to the 333 Ways contest! Brought to you by Star corp and by Cheetos! Here are the basic rules and guidelines...
001: The winner group of the contest will receive a golden trophy, and one wish of any kind... Something actually possible though... Not something unrealistic... Like time travel, or superpowers.
002: You must participate in groups of 5+.
003: Only 1 activity may be submitted at a time per group... For example, a group may only submit one completed activity at 3:00, but another can be submitted at 3:01... (But, that doesn't mean you can't do more than one at a time... you just can't submit more than one at a time)
004: All activities must be video taped, and texted to the following number: (512)-745-4455 (I do not own that number! Sorry original number owner! I am using your number!)
005: Only 1 phone number can be used per group.
006: By August 17 at 10:00pm, you must text the list of group members names to the number above. Please include the groups name too.
007: The list can be completed at any Walmart in the world only.
008: Each group must consist of the following...
*A leader
(To lead the group aka, assigning activities, and any other business)
*A co-leader
(To be a second leader- makes sure it is fair)
*A messenger
(In charge of texting accomplishments)
*Everyone else will be simply actors
009: All members can participate, and it doesn't matter if you are doing one of the jobs above, you can still compete.
010: Starts on August 17 after 10:00pm.
011: Any qualifying entries made past 10:00pm on the 17 of August will be unacceptable, and those people will not be able to compete in the tournament.
012: Star corp is not responsible for any injuries you may acquire.
013: Star corp is not responsible if you get thrown in jail, or get banned from Walmart.
014: If you meddle with any of the other groups, then your group will be disqualified.
015: All civilian help is acceptable.
Have fun!"
Okay, here is how the contest works... We will group together at a local Walmart each day, and do certain activities to try to get kicked out of Walmart. Here is the list of items... (See chapter 1) Well, hope you accept my invitation, because if you don't, I will have melvin hug you with my millennium rod.
Sincerely,
Marik Ishtar"
Bakura stood in front of the computer astonished. Marik was very detailed, and probably even convinced everyone to join up.
"Now," Marik started, "let's check who joined up! Bakura! Get a piece of pest to write all who didn't accept my offer!" He squealed excitedly, and opened up the replies.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... Whaaa!? Bob said no!... Bakura! Write down his name!... Yes, yes, yes..." This continued on for minutes, until they got through all of the replies. Only 3 people refused his offer... Bob, Steve, and Lizzie. Although, Marik didn't even send a message to them. But since they replied, he had to do what he promised.
"Bakura! I'll be right back! I need to go hug some people!" In mid stride, Mariks rod flashed a bright light, as his soul transformed into a psychopaths soul. Melvin continued towards the front door, and exits the apartment on his way to kill some helpless people.
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Later...
Marik skipped back through the door, clothes and rod bloodied. Bakura stood there, and acknowledged his partner. "Have fun?"
"As much fun as you can have killing people!" Marik laughed, "I had a blast!"
"Well," Bakura started, "it is getting late, and our submission form is due tomorrow... Let's finish it then! I am popped out!" Bakura wished Marik a good night, and headed left to his bedroom. Marik however, wasn't done, and still in his bloody clothes, found the best name for the group. Then, he created a list of all of the members, and left it for the next day- the first day of the contest.
Well, that was the first intro... I still have to make the second, (Yugioh Gx) but, please critique, and please please tell me how good I've done... Or if I should even continue on writing! Well, be prepared for the next intro... Maybe! I don't know if this is the best story for me, but we'll see!
