Episode 1
Chris: What is up everyone! Chris McLean here and we are back for another season of Total Smash. Last time on Total Smash Island we saw the campers celebrating as we gave the winner of Total Smash Island, Fox McCloud, his 1 million dollars. But then we gave him and the rest of the campers to win 10 million dollars. And after a long time searching, Fox, Samus, Lucina, Luigi, Sonic, Shulk, Rosalina, Ryu, Captain Falcon and Marth were the closest to the case and will be battling it out on this abandoned movie and TV lot to win the 10 million dollars. But not without a twist. What is that twist? Well you're just gonna have to stay tuned and find out right here, on Total... Smash... Action!
The intro is the Total Drama Action intro but with the cast for this season.
A bus arrives at the entrance of the lot and the campers start to walk out off the bus and in front of the entrance.
Shulk: *Breathes in deeply* Ahh. Nothing like the smell of competition and the engine of that old bus to wake you up.
Rosalina: You sound like you're happy to be back.
Shulk: Well yes and no. I'm happy cause I'm here with you.
Rosalina: Aww you cutie.
They kiss.
Sonic: Well while you two are being happy and lovey dovey, I'm focusing on what really matters. The money.
Ryu: We are all here for the same reason as you Sonic. So don't got making enemies already.
Shulk: It's fine Ryu.
Rosalina: Yeah. After what happened last season, we've learnt to just ignore comments like that.
Sonic: Hey, whatever floats your boat.
Sonic walks away.
Fox: He's as cheerful as ever.
Samus: What crawled up his butt?
Captain Falcon: Maybe he's still salty about being kicked of early last season.
Everyone except Sonic laughs as Sonic looks at them in anger.
Luigi: Aww come on guys, give him a break.
Fox: Still soft as ever ay Luigi?
Luigi: Maybe. But it did land me the girl of my dreams.
Lucina: Aww you're too sweet.
They kiss
Lucina: But I'm still gonna kick your ass this season.
Luigi: Not if I kick yours first.
The bus then leaves and the campers are waiting at the entrance of the lot.
Marth: Where's Chris?
Luigi: Probably late.
Lucina: I guess some things still haven't changed.
Chris then arrives in a tour tram.
Chris: What's up actors? Everyone get on board. Choose any seat you like.
Marth: Wait. Where's the space to put out bags?
Chris: Don't worry about that. Chef is gonna take your luggage to the trailers, as we are gonna go on a tour around most of the lot. Is everyone on board?
Campers: Yeah!
Chris: Then let's get going.
Chris starts driving the tour tram.
Chris: Campers. Welcome to season 2. Total Smash Action. Now, can anyone tell me what the theme of the challenges will be this season?
Everyone stares at each other in confusion.
Lucina: Movie themed?
Chris: Well, you're half right. This season's challenges will be both Movie and TV themed. Each challenge will tackle a different genre of Movie or TV. And they will either be out here, or inside one of these studios. And like last season, you will need to win the challenges to get your team, or yourself invincibility.
He drives past and stage with seats for an audience.
Chris: The losing players will come here to the stage where you will get to vote on these nifty voting pads and after the votes are counted by my counting machine, the players who are safe will get these McLean awards to show that you are still in the game. If you get voted off, you get to take a ride home in the Lameousine.
Sonic: I wonder if they're as ugly as you.
Chris throws the award backwards and it hits Sonic in the head.
Sonic: Ow!
Chris: Don't like it? Keep your mouth shut then.
Chris the drives past a makeup trailer.
Chris: Confessions this season will be held inside a this Makeup trailer. Where you can once again tell the audience at home what you're really thinking, while you get your make up done to make you all look a little bit better than you already do.
*Confessional*
Shulk: Well it's definitely bigger and less closed in than the outhouse.
Rosalina: *Getting her makeup done* I can definitely get used to this.
Samus: Don't touch me with that please. I hate makeup.
Captain Falcon: I love movies. This season is mine to win.
Fox: I survived an Island which had deadly animals and deadly challenges and I won a million dollars. What's the worse Chris can do on a movie lot?
Luigi: Well as long as there are no horror movie challenges, I'll be fine.
Lucina: This season is mine. Now that there's no one to sabotage me to get me voted off, I'm gonna try my hardest to win this season.
*End of Confessional*
Chris stops the tour tram as they arrive at the trailers.
Chris: Campers, we have arrived at the trailers. Let's get off and I'll explain the rest of what to expect for this season.
Everyone gets off and stands in front of the trailers.
Chris: Campers, these are the trailers that you'll be staying in. For this season, the guys will be sleeping in the right trailer and the girls will be sleeping on the left trailer.
Ryu: Hey, where's our stuff?
Chris: Relax. Chef has them in this cafeteria until everything is done. Now, for this season we're once again gonna put you guys into teams. And this season will be two teams of nine.
Samus: Nine?
Rosalina: Uhhh Chris, are your maths off? There's only ten of us.
Chris: Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. It wouldn't a new season of Total Smash without a few twist, created by yours truly.
*Confessional*
Sonic: They had to open they're big mouths didn't they.
Samus: I really shouldn't be surprised anymore.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: I would like to introduce you all to your new fellow campers. Ganondorf, Bowser Jr, King Dedede, Dark Pit and Wario.
They all come out from behind Chris and the others gasp in surprise.
*Confessional*
Shulk: Well I'll give Chris credit. I didn't see that one coming.
Fox: *Sighs* I hate Chris.
Marth: This season is gonna be very interesting.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: That's right. For this season, I brought in a few of the villains to keep everyone on their toes for this season.
*Confessional*
Ganondorf: *Chuckles* They have no idea what I've got in stored for them.
Wario: Honestly... I'm just here for the money.
King Dedede: It's time to show why I am called a king.
Bowser Jr: I'm going to win this thing, and make my dad proud.
Dark Pit: I may be a villain. But I still plan on winning this thing. Whether it fairly or not.
*End of Confessional*
Luigi: Uh Chris. We're still three people short to have teams of nine.
Chris: I know. Cause that leads to my second twist for the all. A return from the villains of last season. Ike, Zelda and Cloud.
They all gasp as the three come from behind of Chris. Standing with the other villains.
*Confessional*
Ike: I'm really glad to be back. But I hate being called a villain.
Zelda: They were right to bring me back. Since I was unfairly voted of last season, it only makes sense that they bring me back. And this season, I'm gonna win. Even if I have to do things dirty.
Cloud: I said I was gonna get my revenge. And I meant it. That money is mine.
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Villains, go stand with the others. Because it's time to make the teams. Each of you will pull a piece of paper out of this hat. If you get a picture of a Mushroom, go stand on the left. If you get a picture of a bullet, go stand on the right.
All the campers grab a paper and go each of the sides, depending on what picture they got.
Chris: Alright, now to announce the teams and the team names. First off... Sonic, Zelda, Ike, Wario, Luigi, Bowser Jr, Cloud, Rosalina and Dark Pit. You are now known as, the Super Mushrooms.
Wario: *Sarcastic* Wow, real original.
Bowser Jr: *Sarcastic* I've never heard of that before.
Cloud looks at Luigi in anger and Luigi gets nervous.
Rosalina: Don't be afraid Luigi. If he tries anything, I've got your back.
Luigi: Thanks Rosalina. That makes me feel a lot better.
Chris: And now for the other team. Captain Falcon, Fox, Samus, Shulk, Ryu, Marth, Lucina, King Dedede and Ganondorf. Your team is called, the Bullet Bills.
Ganondorf: *Whispers to Dedede* This should be easy for us, since we're with the winner of last season.
Chris: Now everyone get settled in and meet me at the other end of the lot where I'll be waiting for you all underneath the Eiffel tower.
Samus: Eiffel tower?
Dark Pit: Most likely a copy of it made out of cardboard.
Ganondorf: Yeah. You can breath and it'll probably fall down.
The campers each get in their trailer. We see the girls trailer as everyone except Zelda are inside.
Lucina: Wow. Chris really went all out on these trailers.
Rosalina: I guess we can give him a little bit of credit before he gives us the challenges.
Samus: Yeah. But not too much or otherwise we'll be feeding his ego.
Zelda then walks in and the other girls look at her in anger.
Zelda: Okay look. I know you all don't like me.
Lucina: That's putting it very lightly.
Zelda: Okay I made your lives hell and I don't expect you to forgive me. But while I'm here, can we all at least promise to make a truce and not argue.
Samus: You're kidding right?
Zelda: Come on, please?
Rosalina: It would make our time here less stressful.
Samus: Yeah I guess. Alright, truce. But we're keeping our eyes on you.
Zelda: Thank you.
*Confessional*
Zelda: Ha! They can keep their eyes on me all they like. Cause that means they're looking at the winner of the ten million dollars.
*End of Confessional*
Meanwhile in the guys trailer, Fox walks in and Cloud pushes past him.
Fox: You know, you can say excuse me.
Cloud: Well I didn't feel like it.
Shulk: Well I see your attitude hasn't changed since last season.
Cloud: Of course not. Cause I have the attitude to win. Unlike you cowards.
Fox: Cowards? Last time I checked, I won last season.
Shulk: Not to mention he helped eliminate you last season after your cheating.
Cloud: You can call it whatever you want, but it got me far last season. And it'll get me to the ten million dollars this reason.
Ganondorf: Alright, alright. Break it up you three. Now I don't know what happened on the island last season, but this season you're gonna be sleeping in the same trailer as each other. Now you either call a truce while you're all here, or you can sleep outside until you settle things.
Fox: *Sighs* You're right. I'm sorry Cloud. I'll call a truce.
Shulk: Yeah, same here.
Cloud: Fine. I'll call a true.
Fox and Shulk hold out their hands to shake.
Cloud: I would but... I know where those hands have been.
Cloud walks away to the end of the trailer as Fox and Shulk are angry and are about to run to him.
Bowser Jr: Ahh forget about him.
Captain Falcon: Yeah, don't let him get under your skin. It's what he wants.
Shulk: You're right.
King Dedede: Come on. Let's unpack and get to Chris before gets impatient.
Dark Pit: He made us wait. We can do the same to him.
*Confessional*
Wario: Man. Ganondorf is one scary dude. I better make sure not to get on his bad side.
Fox: I didn't like it when Ganon got involved. But he was right. I need to focus on winning this season, and not on a traitor.
Shulk: I know we're with a lot of villains, but I have to give credit to Ganon for breaking up out argument with Cloud.
Dark Pit: All Ganondorf is doing is trying to assert himself as the leader of the trailer. He's gonna find out the hard way that there are no leaders. There's just people who want to win. And others will want to win by any means necessary. Everyone will need to watch their backs and watch what they say.
*End of Confessional*
Ike then walks in and everyone looks at him.
Ike: Look. I know you can't forgive me for what I did last season. So I'm hoping that maybe we can start off fresh this season.
Luigi: I'm okay with that.
Ryu: I agree.
Marth: Of course we'll forgive you.
Fox: But only if you promise not to go villain on us last season.
Ike: I promise. And Shulk... I'm really sorry for getting you kicked off unfairly last season.
Shulk: You don't need to apologise for anything Ike. It was Cloud who got me kicked off. So don't worry about it.
*Confessional*
Ike: Phew. That's a load off my mind. I just hope I don't screw up again this season like I did last season.
Shulk: I am still a little upset about what happened to me. But Ike sounded sincere. And we was pressured by Cloud to do it. So I don't think I should hold a grudge against him.
*End of Confessional*
The campers have unpacked and are now near the copy of the Eiffel tower but Chris is not there.
Wario: I told you we didn't need to be quick about unpacking.
Samus: Where is Chris anyway?
Zelda: Somewhere that's not here obviously.
Luigi: Maybe he just forgot.
Dark Pit: This is Chris we're talking about. He would never forget about us or the challenge.
Marth: How do you know this is a challenge?
Dark Pit: I watched Total Smash Island. This is how it usually works. He makes us wait and then reveal the challenge somehow.
We then see Chris in a tent sitting behind a bunch of TV's and controls.
Chris: Man, Dark pit is good. He knows me better than last season's campers. I guess I should start the challenge. *Over a walkie-talkie* Okay Chef, you're good to go.
We go back to the campers as they then feels a rumble in the ground.
Captain Falcon: Uhh... did anyone else feel that?
Bowser Jr: Sure did.
They feel the rumble again.
Ike: I felt it a lot more that time.
Ganondorf: It's as if it's getting closer to us.
They feel another rumble.
Fox: Is it an earthquake?
Zelda: If it was an earthquake then we'd be feeling more than a few rumbles.
There is one more bug rumble and Luigi than looks up.
Luigi: Uhhhhhhh... guys.
Everyone looks up to see a Godzilla like monster which roars at them. They all then scream in terror.
Chris: *Over a tannoy* Campers. Welcome to your first challenge. Monster movie. Your challenge is to make your way towards the trailers without getting caught by the monster being controlled by Chef. If you get caught by Chef, you're out. The first person to get to the trailers wins their team a big reward. Now I suggest you start running. That monster looks hungry.
Sonic: Hah. This is gonna be too easy for me.
Sonic then gets stomped on and is left lying there. The monster roars and the campers start running away. Sonic is then picked up and put into a bouncy castle.
Chris: One down. 17 to go. Which camper will reach the trailers first? Which team will win the fist challenge of the new season. Fond out after the break, on Total... Smash... Action!
*Commercials*
Chris: Welcome back to Total Smash Action. The campers are currently running away from a Chef controlled monster and are trying to make their way towards the trailers. Let's see who remembers the way.
We see Shulk and Rosalina hiding as the monster walks by them.
Shulk: Okay. I think we're in the clear for now.
Rosalina: Okay. Do you remember the way to the trailers.
Shulk: No. Do you?
Rosalina: Not really. This lot is so big that it's gonna be hard to remember which way.
Shulk: Let's start walking then. But keep an eye out for that monster
Rosalina: Yes sir.
She kisses him on the cheek as they start walking meanwhile we see the monster carry back both Dedede and Wario and dropped them into the bouncy castle.
Sonic: He caught you too huh?
Wario: Well, we actually let ourselves get caught.
King Dedede: Yeah. I don't remember the way to the trailers. And I don't feel like running. So I'm just gonna lay here and wait for someone on my team to hopefully win.
Sonic: That's super lazy of you guys.
Wario: At least we weren't the first one caught.
We then see Fox and Samus walking around.
Fox: It's quite. Hopefully we're away from the monster.
Samus: Yeah. I hope so too. *Flirting* We can easily take advantage.
Fox: I think I know what you're saying.
They start making out as Zelda then see them and see the monster close by. Zelda throws a rock at Samus.
Samus: OW!
The monster hears her.
Fox: You okay babe?
Samus: Yeah. I'll be fine.
Fox kisses Samus' head that was hit by the Rock.
Samus: Aww. Thanks sweetie.
They're about to kiss. But then Samus is picked up.
Fox: Hey! put my girlfriend down!
Fox dodges the monsters other hand and hit the monster in the leg. The monster gets angry and grabs Fox with a lot of strength. Samus the looks down to see Zelda watching and Samus gets angry.
Zelda: Told you I'd do anything it takes to win.
Samus: Hey monster. Zelda's down there in case you wanna get her too.
While Zelda is walking away is sees the monster behind and screams as it grabs her and takes all three of them to the bouncy castle and drops them in.
Samus: That's what you get for trying to sabotage us.
*Confessional*
Zelda: *Angry* Grrr. If it was Samus ratting me out, I would of definitely have won this.
Samus: Man Zelda is making is making it super hard to not break that truce.
Fox: I know I could of left Samus to be taken. But that's not who I am. I always help save those in need. Especially my girlfriend.
*End of Confessional*
We then see Ike and Marth running around.
Ike: You see any signs of the trailer yet.
Marth: No. I can't believe I forgot where they were.
Ganondorf: It's not your fault.
Ganondorf, Dark pit and Ryu all come to them from behind.
Ryu: This was Chris' plan all along.
Marth: What do you mean?
Ganondorf: He purposely made us go to the other end of the Movie lot so than that way it takes us longer to get to the trailers.
Dark Pit: Speaking of trailers... Look!
Dark Pit points towards the trailers and they all run towards them and all get there.
Ike: Alright, we did it!
Ryu: But who wins?
Dark Pit then walks up towards the trailers.
Dark Pit: None of us.
Ganondorf: What are you talking about?
Dark Pit: These trailers are made out of cardboard.
Ike: Wait. That means...
The monster then appears in front of them and picks them all up. Cloud then pops up out from behind the cardboard trailers.
*Confessional*
Cloud: Yeah, I made those trailers. I would preferred to have gotten Fox and his friends. But Ike and the rest will do nicely. But both Ganon and Dark pit are very smart. I should try and team up with them. Make my chances of winning that much more secure.
*End of Confessional*
Dark Pit then sees Cloud walk away as the five are carried and then put into the bouncy castle.
Fox: Glad you could join the party.
Sonic: How did you guys get caught?
Marth: We got tricked by some fake cardboard trailers.
Ike: Chris probably made them.
Dark Pit: It wasn't Chris. It was Cloud who made them.
Fox: Ugh. That guy will do anything to win.
Ganondorf: Don't you worry about him. I'll sort him out.
Wario: How?
Ganondorf: I'll find a way.
*Confessional*
Wario: Like I said, Ganon is scary man.
Dark Pit: Ganon's not dumb. He knows what he's doing. I may need to keep him close, just in case of emergencies.
*End of Confessional*
We then see Luigi, Lucina and Captain Falcon walking and looking around.
Lucina: You guys see the trailers yet?
Captain Falcon: Not yet.
Lucina: What about you Luigi? Babe?
Luigi: Huh?
Lucina: Are you okay?
Luigi: *Sighs* Sorry babe. I guess I'm not as brave as I thought. I'm still scared of that monster finding us.
Lucina: Aww Luigi. Don't be scared. I'm right here with you no matter what. I'm gonna be by your side forever.
Luigi: Same here Lucina.
Captain Falcon: Shh. I see something.
Luigi: What is it?
Captain Falcon: It's Cloud. And he looks like he's hiding from something.
Lucina looks up.
Lucina: I think I know what from.
They both look up to see the monster in their face. They try to run away but they all get caught and carried to the bouncy castle and then dropped in.
Samus: Hey guys. You got caught too.
Lucina: Yeah. We got distracted by Cloud and ended up getting caught.
Luigi: He's just as slippery as he was last season.
Bowser Jr the gets dropped into the castle.
King Dedede: Hey Bowser Jr. How'd you get caught?
Bowser Jr: Well I kept on following him and thought that he maybe would of led me to the trailers. But he noticed me when he was carrying you guys.
Fox: That's a pretty smart strategy.
Zelda: Yeah. Not bad for a kid.
Samus: A lot smarter than you.
We then see Shulk and Rosalina walking.
Rosalina: Shulk. I see it.
Shulk: See what?
Rosalina: The trailers. They're over there.
Shulk: Yeah. But so is the monster.
Rosalina: What do we do?
Shulk: We go for it.
Rosalina: You sure?
Shulk: No. But it's out best option.
Rosalina: Okay. I love you.
Shulk: I love you too.
They kiss and then start running. They then bump into Cloud
Cloud: Hey, watch it!
The monster see them and goes to grab them. They all dodge and Cloud is about to run. Rosalina grabs Clouds foot.
Cloud: Hey. Get off of me.
Rosalina: Shulk go. I've got him.
Shulk: But your team...
Rosalina: I'll face the consequences later. No go win this challenge.
Shulk starts to run as the monster tries to catch him but fails and then falls over and breaks down. Shulk gets to the trailer.
Chris: *Over the tannoy* And Shulk wins to for the Bullet Bills.
The Bullet Bills in the bouncy castle cheer.
Chris: *Over the tannoy* The rest of you can now get out of the bouncy castle and meet me at the trailers. There'll be a tour tram ready for you to bring you back.
The campers are now at the trailers with Chris.
Chris: Shulk, congrats on winning the first challenge of the new season bro.
Fox: Nice going Shulk.
Lucina: You did really well.
Chris: Even though you did get some help thanks to Rosalina stopping Cloud from winning it for her team, you guys get the prize of a full 3 course meal of your choice, cooked by a five star chef. It'll be in the cafeteria once I'm done talking. As for the Mushrooms, you get... nothing!
Super Mushrooms: Huh?
Chris: That's right. Tonight, there are no elimination. Today is a free day.
*Confessional*
Cloud: Rosalina is so lucky right now. If she ever does that again, I will make sure she pays for it.
Rosalina: I really got lucky today. But I need to make sure not to do that again. I love Shulk, but I need to win for my team. Otherwise I'll get voted of first.
Luigi: I know I don't like Cloud, but he is on my team. So even if he wins, at least that means I won't get voted off.
Bowser Jr: I don't have any problems with Rosalina, but she can't do that again. We need to actually win if we're gonna survive.
Dark Pit: Although I understand why Rosalina did what she did, she needs to put her feelings for Shulk aside and help us win. Otherwise there's no saving her from elimination
*End of Confessional*
Chris: Bullet Bills. Go an enjoy your feast. Mushrooms, do whatever. I don't care.
Rosalina: Look guys. I understand what I did was wrong. I let my personal feeling get in the way. but of you give me another chance, I promise to help you guys win challenges.
They all stare at her.
Sonic: Although I don't like that you helped the other team win... I do respect the fact that you at least admitted what you did was wrong.
Dark Pit: I agree with Sonic. You did do bad by us. But I think we're all willing to forgive you as long as you show why we can trust you.
Rosalina: Thanks you all. I promise I will try my hardest. And I won't let my personal feelings get away.
They all walk off with her, with Cloud walking behind them looking angry. Night falls and we see Ganondorf and Dark Pit talking outside the guys trailer. Cloud approaches them.
Cloud: Hey, can I talk to you guys for a sec.
Ganondorf: Depends... what do you want?
Cloud: I was thinking that we can form a villain alliance. Just us three. We're the smartest ones her and I know how to get far in this competition. So what do you guys?
Dark Pit: Well how could we refuse an offer like that?
Ganondorf: I agree.
Cloud: See. I knew you guys were smart.
Dark Pit: Thanks. Cause I was smart enough to see that you were the one who trapped us with the cardboard trailers.
Cloud: Uhh... well... that was just a joke. *Laugh nervously*. It wasn't meant for you guys anyway.
Ganondorf: I don't care who it was for. You could of warned us, but you decided not to.
Dark Pit: You have a lot of enemies in this competition. You don't wanna make more.
Ganondorf: So thanks, but no thanks.
Cloud: Fine then. I can win this thing all by myself.
Ganondorf: I'm sure you can.
Ganondorf and Dark Pit go into the trailers as Cloud walk away in anger.
Chris: Oooh, drama already in the trailers. I love this show. Will the guys be able the get along with each other? Will the girl be able to handle Zelda's dirty tactics?
Zelda: I heard that!
Lucina: He's not wrong though!
Chris: Thank you Lucina! Which team will be able to survive the next challenge? What genre of movie or TV will we do? And who will be the first camper to be eliminated? Find out next time, on Total... Smash... Action!
