Chapter two
A/N WoooH! I've already updated two other fics tonight. I'm on a role bitches...
Step One; Confide in the person Your closest too. If the person your in love with is who your closest too, go to your best mate. If you don't have a best mate. Then your life sucks mate. It really does.
"So your gay?" Freddie asked me stupidly as we sat alone behind the curtains of his four poster with silencing spells cast.
I looked at him and answered, my voice dripping with sarcasm, "No, I just fancy a bloke. But I'm not gay!"
Fred held his hands up, "Calm down! I was only clarifying. Geez kid! Defensive much!"
I sighed and didn't reply, running a hand through my untidy hair, wincing as a noodle fell out, apparently food fights meant food landed bloody everywhere.
I mean everywhere.
Literally.
*shudder*
"Yeah, I'm gay." I muttered, glancing up at Freddie when he suddenly whooped with joy, "What are you so happy about?"
He grinned at me, "Lily owes me 7 galleons now."
"NO!" My voice comes out louder than I intended but I really couldn't give a fuck, "If you tell anyone, I will literally break your face, sell it on eBay, then use the money to by an angle grinder and sand the rest of your body into dust. Got it?" Freddie looks mildly horrified but nods.
"Got it."
"Good," I say, shaking some rice from my ear.
"Does that mean you want to sleep with me?" Freddie questions, wrinkling his nose in disgust.
I know how you feel mate. Sleep With Freddie? Id rather take a bath in Severus Snapes hair grease.
"Hell No! I'm not into the whole incest thing. The only person I want to sleep with is Teddy. But that ain't happening anytime soon." I grumble, flinging myself back on Freddie's pillow with a loud sigh.
"Well..." Freddie mutters, raising an eyebrow at me.
"Well what?" I probe. Freddie's got an idea? Brilliant!
"No-no it couldn't work. But-but with a few tweaks. It could..." Freddie's low voics trails off mysteriously, staring intently at the wonder that is the post of his bed.
I'm getting grumpy now. I hate being not included in things. "What could?"
Freddie stares at me, "We are going to get Teddy to fall in love with you, Jamie." His broad grin widens further when I stare at him puzzled.
"How do you plan on doing that?"
Freddie cackled (fuck ,that was scary) "With, a guide Jamsy-boy. With. A. Guide."
I stare at him, "Where the hell are you going to get a a Guide on How To Make Your Best Mate Fall In Love With You!"
"We, my friend, are going to write it."
I gulped cowardly.
And thus, this guide was made and this first step was created.
Ah fuck.
