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'BEEEEP... BEEEEP... BEEEEP...'

'BEEP'

'SLAM!'

"ughhh" I open my eyes to a white ceiling and groaned. "All I want is some sleep, is that too much to ask?

"Oh shut up kit, and get up or you'll be late."

"Stupid fucking fox...OH MY GOD, why didn't you wake me up!?"

"Because I didn't want to..." I groaned again and jumped out of bed. In record time I took a bath and put on that...Horrid...orange jumpsuit. Dont get me wrong I love the color orange but...not to mutch...and that disgrace...called a jumpsuit...is an abomination to cloths...*shivers*

I run out of mu apartment and run down the streets."DAMNT!" I just tripped over a fricken box...'dear Kami...why do you hate me!' I finally see the school and picked up my pace and was almost...almost...almost there.

'BAM'

"KAMI-DAMNT!"

'If there is any type of god up... or hell, even down there, please let me make it!' I thought just before running into a villager. I sigh, 'Oh great... there goes my good mood...not really but still...'

The man stumbled and sneered at me, before turning and leaving with a snarled "Don't touch me, demon!" causing me to sigh, again

I shook my head and ran towards the door of the school and burst through the classroom door and screeched to a halt.

Iruka sighed and told me to sit down 'Naruto...Just sit down...please..." The stupid 'class' snickered at my stupidness. "Sorry Iruka-sensei, my alarm didn't go off."

"Naruto, I don't want excuses just sit down."

"Okay..." I sat down next to the stupid Uchiha I'm supposed to watch over and ignored his glare and watched the teacher.

"Hey kit...did you forget me?" I could hear him snickering at me in the background.

'Pfft...no...'

'Sorta...kinda...maybe?' Kurama sighed.

"So kit, who do you think we'll need on tonight's mission?"

"hmm I don't know, I know we'll bring Neko and Boar...maybe Shika?"

"yeah, that sound good...wait..what about Tori?"

"Yeah him too, that's the team for tonight,hmm, I wonder what our mission is?"

"Me too, um..kit, Iruka is waving his hand in front of your face..."

I blink a couple of times to just that. Iruka with his hand in my face. "Huh?"

Iruka looks at me angrily and gripes "Pay attention Naruto! Now answer this question, how many Hokages where there and what were their names?:

I glared before answering, I mean how the hell do people not know this stuff? "there was the first Hokage was Hashirama Senju. The second Hokage was Tobirama Senju. The third Hokage(my personal fav) was Hiruzen Sarutobi. The fourth Hokage was Minato Namikaze, and now Sarutobe is filling the position of Hokage again because of the death of Minato Namikaze" I finished. I didn't even say nothing but there names and positions...really must they all look like a gaping fish?

"G-Good job Naruto...now lets r-resume class"

I rolled my eyes at the still whispering class, where they that surprised the class dobe actually knew that much? wow...just wow...

I fell asleep not to long after that till the bells rang, but before we left he called out "remember class, we have the exams tomorrow!"

My eyes widened in response. I totally forgot! I sigh. Oh well screw the exams! I will still enjoy my mission tonight!

"Kit let's go to the Hokage's office to get the mission"

"Yay~" I slowly walk to my house and when I got there I opened my door to a dark room and went to flip the light on...*sigh*...the lights are out again.
Walking into my bedroom feeling around to make shure I didn't run into something, i finally find the lantern i was looking for and turn it on.

The light illuminated the dark room and my eyes squinted at the sudden light. I walk towards my bed and pull out a box from underneath the bed and took out my ANBU clothing from it. It was regular ANBU clothing but the only difference was my mask, because well, im a captain, duhh... the difference was it had a red lining on the outer edge, while other masks just had designs. I still have a design though. Not much of a difference, but still a difference.

I slipped on my mask and clothing while turning of the lantern. While I was locking up for the night (A/N just pretend it magically turned nighttime...) I looked at my watch and cursed. I was going to be late...again...if i didn't hurry up.

When I exited the apartment I dashed along the rooftops. I should annoy the old man...hehe... If anyone where near me they would shiver at the dark aura surrounding me. I pick up my speed and run faster toward his window.

'BAM'

I burst through the window shattering the glass, alerting the Hokage and the ANBU in the room. 'JIJI! How 'ya doing old man?"

He looked at me incredulously and raised an eye-brow. He waved the ANBU off, who were surrounding me. I rolled my eyes at their antics.

When the ANBU's spot me they all greet me. "Hey, captain, mission today?"

"Yeah, picking it up now" I reply happily. "So old man, whats the mission?" I say rather loudly.

He hand's me a scroll, and I eye it greedily. "Here you go, you might want to take you regular team for this one, it's easy, but your team needs a brush up on the teamwork"

I roll my eyes behind my mask. "Yeah, yeah, I was planning on bringing 'em anyway." He chuckled and told me to go get them ready for the mission.

About 2 minutes later I was at HQ walking though the main hallway. I walk into the lunch room and look at all the people in there.

"Oi! Neko, Boar, Shika, and Tori we gotta mission, so get ready! Meet at the gate in an hour, Oh and Usagi, you can come if ya want!" All the people I called out immediately complained.

"But Naruto-kun...

"Hey I just got back from one!"

"Mann..."

"Asshole..."

I snicker behind my mask " Now now...if you don't want to go, how about a little...training session I set up for you guys?" I say with a sweet but sickening aura.

"H-HAI!" They all chorused. I watch the team (Neko, Boar, Shika, and Tori) shuffling out the door laughing out loud listening to them mumble under their breaths.

Meanwhile everyone else in the lunch room all shivered, feeling sorry for their fellow ANBU.

YAYYY second chapter done! Sorry for grammar and I am sooo sorry for it being really really choppy...

Oh well...im trying...but please read and review...only got 3 on the last one...even though that's more than I thought...OH and WTH? I HAVE 5 FOLLOWS AND FAVS! I SHOULD HAVE 5 REVIEWS NOT THREE! LOL No offence...