I do not own the FNAF series.
Mike paced in front of the 5 animatronics "Okay listen up...if your going to be living here, I need to lay down some ground rules" The ex-guard said. His 5 guests nodded "Rule #1: No going into my room. I need my sleep, and the last thing I want is having you guys enter my room in the middle of night!"
"Reasonable" Freddy shrugged.
"Rule #2: If you make a mess, you clean your mess! I have a cleaning lady who comes in every Friday, and the last thing I need is her getting suspicious as to why I have such a big mess so suddenly. That leads me to Rule #3: When she comes, you 5 are down in the basement"
"How many rules do you have?" Bonnie asked.
"Just one more. Rule #4. I cannot stress this one enough: Do NOT, under ANY circumstance, go outside! If my neighbors see you, they are going to recognize you as the animetronics from the pizzeria. Then, the police will be called, and I'll be arrested for theft of company property!" Mike rubbed his eyes "Did you guys get all that?"
"nO enTERiNg your ROOm, No meSSeS, BasemENT oN FriDAys, and No gOIng OUTside." Goldie repeated
"Good." Mike said "With all that said..." Mike sighed "...welcome to the Schmidt residence..." Chica squeeled and hugged Mike
"Yay! Thank you Mikey!" Chica smiles. Mike gasped for breath
'Chi..ca...I...need...air!" Mike stuttered. Chica let him go and smiled sheepishly.
Mike is in his room, writing in a journal
"Friday, June 13. 2008.
It has been 6 days since the animatronics moved in. Foxy and Bonnie have been the least messy of the five. The two of them love the Video Games i showed them. They are always fighting each other in 'Super Smash Brothers'-Bonnie always wins though.
Chica is a surprisingly good cook, considering she can't eat. I'm also glad she knows how to make non-pizza related food. Though, my kitchen is always a mess...
The most interesting ones though are Freddy and Goldie. The two get along surprisingly well, they spend their time namely playing cards or reading books. Very mature. Anyway, Doll is coming today, so I have to keep them in the basement for 2 hours"
Mike closes the book and goes back into the living room. Chica, Freddy and Goldie were watching Foxy and Bonnie play Smash Brothers for about the 5th time that day.
"Stop moving and let me hit you!" Bonnie yelled at his fox friend
"Not gunna happen, lad. Yar har har!" Foxy laughed. Mike rolled his eyes and got a view of the T.V. Bonnie-who was playing at Captain Falcon-kneed Foxy-take a wild guess who he was-and knocked him off the stage, winning.
"Yeah! Take that, pirate!" Bonnie gloated.
"Do ye know how hard it is to play with a hook fer a hand." Foxy held up his hook
"No Johns, Foxy" Freddy chuckled. Mike shook his head and turned the T.V off.
"Alright guys, remember my rules. Its Friday and my cleaning lady will be here any minute now. Down in the basement." Mike pointed at the door down the hallway. the 5 robots got up and walked down into the basement (Well, Goldie teleported, but whatever) just as the doorbell rang. Mike opened the door, seeing a woman about his age at the door, with cleaning supplies.
"Hey Mike." She said. Mike smiled, letting her in
"Heya Doll." He chimed. Doll looked around, seeing the Wii set up with 2 controllers out.
"Who were you playing with?" Doll asked. Mike gulped
"Oh..um, no body. I just...um..." Mike tried to think of an excuse "H-hey, your not here to question my life. Your here to clean. You need money, right?" Doll giggled
"I know, I know. I'll get started." Doll went to the living room and began to vacuum. Mike sighed
'Dodged a bullet there...' Unknown to him, his house guests were watching from the door
"That;s his cleaning lady?" Bonnie asked "I thought cleaning ladies were...older."
"Well, he did tell us she needed to pay of a collage lone. Guess this is a side business for her?" Freddy said. Foxy chuckled
"Come on, yall. We all know EXACTLY why Mikey wanted us down here. He didn't want us to disturb his date. That scalawag!" Foxy chuckled.
"Mikey has a date? That is so cute!" Chica squealed
"Well, what are we waiting for? We need to help him" Freddy said. "We have our instruments down here. Goldie, look through those old albums, see if there's a song we can play."
