What's this? Another chapter for a story meant to be a one shot, AND I'm updating twice in one day? IT'S THE APOCOLYPSE! *shot* On a more normal note...
Hey guys! Warriorcatgirl375, or Warrior Kitty for short, here with another chapter with this funny little fic. So, I've been thinking of putting another chapter of embarrassing mistakes made by the smashers, so here it is! I'm not too sure if I'll make anymore chapters after this one, we'll see in the future.
Well, time for me to shut up. Enjoy!
SSE: Bloopers and Out Takes, Take 2
Samus and Pikachu entered the room. Both looked ahead and saw the powersuit. "There it is!" Pikachu said with a smile.
"Finally." Samus whispered. "Let's go." The duo walked down the metal bridge and approached the great suit. Before they could do anything, the bridge disappeared behind them, getting rid of their only chance of escape. Samus and Pikachu turned around in alarm, then movement off to the side caught their attention. Two dark clones of Samus's powersuit stepped out of the shadows and approached them.
"Looks like we're gonna have to fight." Samus said, cocking her paralyzer gun.
Pikachu got in a battle position. "Ready when you are." He replied. But, before the battle could engage, though, a stagelight fell between the two, causing Pikachu to jump in fright and Samus to out-of-characteristicly squeal. The two stared at the light for a moment.
"Who's in charge of the stage set?" Samus said, annoyed. "Cause this thing could've really hurt us!"
"Sorry!" Someone shouted from above. "It won't happen again!" Another stagelight then fell somewhere else and landed on Falco off set. After seeing that, Pikachu sighed.
"Better call my insurance agent." He mumbled.
(Page Break)
Bowser and Ganondorf stood at the top of the huge ship that emerged from Subspace. They watched as they fired the cannon and created another orb of Subspace.
"The plan is going well." Ganondorf said with a smirk.
"Yeah, those heoroes won't stand a chance against us." Bowser agreed and both villains began to laugh evilly. But they stopped when they heard a third fit of laughing. They turned to their right to see Roy randomly standing next to them, laughing.
"What's he doing in our scene?!" Ganondorf demanded.
(Page Break)
Captain Falcon, Pikachu, Diddy, Samus, DK, Olimar, and Rob ran toward where the Falcon Flyer was waiting. The facility was filled with Subspace bombs and the group was desperate to escape. They soon arrived to their destination.
"Alright everyone!" Captain Falcon said to the others. "The Great Fox is down here!" The other six looked at the racer in confusion.
"Um, you said Great Fox." Rob said.
Captain Falcon blinked. "I did? Hold up-"
Take 2
"Alright everyone!" Captain Falcon said. "The Great Fo- no! I mean-"
Take 3
"Alright everyone! Captain Falcon said to the others. He then stayed quiet for a moment and a blank look came on his face. "... Line?!"
Take 4
"Alright everyone! The Falcon Flyer is down here!" Captain Falcon then smiled. "Yes! I got the line correct!" He cheered. But he celebrated too soon, for the boom mic fell and hit him on the head.
Take 5
After retrying the scene with no mess ups or interruptions, they continued and were now falling down toward their escape.
"Come on!" Captain Falcon shouted and snapped his fingers. The Falcon Flyer then appeared below the group. But, of course, it wasn't in the right position and everyone missed it and fell to the ground below. A silence passed.
"For crying out loud..." The camera person muttered.
(Page Break)
Ness and Luigi walked along the corridors of the studio, searching for something, or rather, someone. "Where's Dedede?" Ness asked. "He was supposed to meet us a while ago for our part."
"We'll find him soon." Luigi reassured. As they passed the bathrooms, the sound of someone groaning in relief followed by flushing was heard. The door opened and Dedede stepped out.
"Whoo!" He said. "I felt like I just dropped ten pounds." He then turned to Luigi and Ness. "Yeah, I wouldn't go in there for a month, maybe. Make sure to warn everyone about that. Well, let's go!" As the penguin turned and walked away, Luigi and Ness were left looking disgusted.
They slowly turned to the bathroom that Dedede left. A terrible scent wafted it's way out of it and the two took in the smell. Ness gaged and threw up in his hat while Luigi fainted. A near by potted plant shriveled up and died as well. Snake then walked down the corridor and stopped and stared at the barfing Ness, fainted Luigi, and dead plant.
He shook his head and sighed. "I don't even want to know." He said and continued to walk on.
(Page Break)
The Halberd crashed the Great Fox against the mountain, creating an avalanche. The Ice Climbers plummeted from the mountain from the impact of the ships. Ike and Lucas jumped out of the way and the twins landed on the ground. They all looked up, gaping at what just happened.
"That's deffinately not good." Red said.
"Guys!" Lucas shouted in fear. "We have trouble!" Everyone turned to see the purple particles and many primids forming. Red, Marth, Ike, Lucas, and the Ice Climbers prepared themselves for a fight, but grew nervous when they saw the number of enemies before them.
"There's too many!" Marth said with distress. "We're outnumbered!"
Just then, a couple of shadows appeared and the group turned to see five figures standing on the top of a cliff. They were Mario, Link, Pit, Yoshi, and Kirby. Each of them did an awesome introduction pose.
"Let's-a go!" Mario said one of his famous lines and they jumped from the cliff to aid their friends.
"Our heroes." Popo whispered in awe. The five then made it to the ground, but didn't have a soft landing. Kirby face-planted into a rock, Yoshi did a painful looking sumersault and flopped on his back, Pit landed on his feet but immediately lost balance and fell with a yelp, Mario landed in a split and groaned in pain, and Link hit his "deku nuts" hard on a rock and squealed in pain.
Marth, Red, Ike, Lucas, and the Ice Climbers watched them blankly as the five wallowed on the ground.
"Yeah, our "heroes"." Ike muttered sarcastically.
"That escalted quickly..." Red mumbled.
"Cut!" The director shouted. "Okay, let's get those five to the infirmary." A couple of toads with stretchers came in and carried the five away.
"Filming this game is more difficult than I thought." Nana said.
"Couldn't agree with you more." Marth agreed.
And all ends well! *obvious sarcasm* Thank you guys for reading! Don't forget to leave a review! See ya!
