Why is your hair so long? -Purplewolfstar35

D: I like my hair this way, thanks very much, un.

Where did you get that awesome clay? -Purplewolfstar35

D: Well, technically, it's normal clay until I infuse it with chacra, yeah. So that means that if I get really, really pissed off at you, and had access to your world, I could plant some of your little brother's play-doh in your room after I work my artistic magic on it, hide in your closet, and when you come in…BOOM! No more you, un.

Where the heck did you get those mouths? -purplewolfstar35

D: At Wal-Mart, silly, everyone knows that, un.

Why did you join the Akatsuki? -purplewolfstar35

D: To make a long story short, I was forced to join after Itachi beat me, yeah.

Why do the Akatsuki paint their nails? -purplewolfstar35

D: The same reason we wear the cloaks, un. It's basically to identify ourselves as part of the group, un.

What's with the eye? -purplewolfstar35

D:What? What's wrong with having blue-oh! Oh, you mean the other one, un? It's a scope designed for long-range observation and to counter Itachi's sharingan, hm.

WHAT ARE YOU? –Rationalized Insanity

D: MAAAAAAN!

Why do you always say 'hm' or 'yeah' after every sentence? –KiyoshiXI

D: Just a habit, I guess, un.

-Remember, Art is a bang!

-signed, Deidara

P.S.: Master Sasori is next up.