Rule #11

Do not ask Hughes to show you pictures of his daughter

(Even though she is really adorable, Hughes doesn't shut up)

"Hey Rosalie! Want to see more pictures of my sweet Elicia?"

"Sure Hughes!"

(Someone save me!)

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Rule #12

Mustang is not to be used as a human barbecue pit.

(To be fair, he wasn't against the idea)

(Riza was not amused)

oOo

Rule #13

Painting Scar's scar red is not allowed

(I mean seriously, he scared the crap out of me when he suddenly woke up)

(To be fair, Ed put me up to it.)

(Damn midget)

oOo

Rule #14

Do not tell Envy he is a Drag Queen

(Again, Ed put me up to it)

(Envy got his revenge)

(Now Mustang won't stop laughing at me)

oOo

Rule #15

Do not leave a list of State Alchemist names and where they live lying around

(That information is strictly classified)

(Remember what happened when Neville left a list of passwords lying around?)

(Scar would make use of that)

(I blamed Ed for it)

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Rule #16

Suggesting to Mustang that they change the female uniform to mini skirts is not allowed

(The man is truly a pervert)

(Though I have to say, I look good in a mini skirt)

(I think I nearly gave Scar a heart attack when I showed him)

oOo

Rule #17

Scar is not Sasuke Uchiha

(Even though he does have red eyes...)

(And is hellbent on avenging his people...)

oOo

Rule #18

In accordance with rule #17 , do not offer yourself to Scar as a means to help him rebuild his family and people.

(Surprisingly, he looked like he was considering it)

(Then again it's hard to tell with him)

oOo

Rule #19

Scar is not Grumpy Cat

(No matter how much he does resemble the cat)

oOo

Rule #20

Do not abduct Mustang's subordinates for a Wonderland themed tea party.

(To be fair, they didn't seem to mind it all that much.)

(Even Riza went with it.)

(Elicia made an adorable Alice!)

(I'm sure we're going to see loads of pictures from Hughes)