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Lyrics are from Def Lepord's "Pour Some Sugar On Me"
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Chapter 2
Meanwhile; back at Sinful Ladies The club was a smokey haze of neon lights and loud music. Every seat at the tables and every barstool were taken. People were talking and laughing, as well as watching the dancers. Various people were getting table dances from the dancers, as well as the occasional drunken woman. Xander was in the DJ booth, trying to coax the men up to the stage. "Don't be scared boys" he says over the PA system "its just pussy". The current song was slowly fading out as another song was beginning.
Step inside (Walk this way) You and me babe (Hey, hey!)
The club erupted in a sea of catcalls and whistles as the dancer on stage started dancing, spinning around the pole.
Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
(Be your man)
Hey! Hey!
She made her way over to one of the customers that were sitting by the stage.
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all nightSometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
Hey!
C'monThe man looked up, taking in her beauty from toe to head. She gave him a sexy smile and wink as she began to dance for him.
Take a bottle
Shake it up
Break the bubble
Break it up
(Pour some sugar on me)
Ooh, in the name of love
(Pour some sugar on me)
C'mon fire me up
(Pour your sugar on me)
Oh, I can't get enough
I'm hot, sticky sweet from my head to my feet yeah
Hey! Hey! Hey!
(Huh!)
When she had finished with him, she went to the next customer and the next, until she had danced for every customer at the stage
Listen!
Red light, yellow light, green-a-light go!
Crazy little woman in a one man show
Mirror queen, mannequin, rhythm of love
Sweet dream, saccharine, loosen up
(Loosen up) I loosen up
You gotta squeeze a little, squeeze a little, tease a little more
Easy operator come a knockin' on my door
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah
(Yeah!)
Give a little more.
Xander faded the song out, playing a part of Tommy lee's song get naked You only love me when you want punani"Give it up for kitty" he yelled "next on stage we have the lovely passion" again the crowd yelled and screamed as the next girl came on stage.
Kitty made her way over to the dressing room, preparing to get dressed in her regular clothes. Before she could get past the curtains, the first man she danced for grabbed her around the waist, trying to dance with her. She tried to get him to let go, but he pulled her in closer and began to rub her leg with his free hand. She screamed for one of the bouncers to help her. Xander looked up from his equipment when he heard the familiar voice screaming for help. He ran out of the DJ booth and over to the dressing room entrance, shoving anybody that got in his way to the side. He grabbed the man, turned him around, and punched him in the gut. When the man doubled over in pain, Xander upper cutted him, causing him to fall to the ground
"Don't you ever, and I mean EVER touch any of the dancers like that again" he said through gritted teeth "do you understand me?"
The man nodded then passed out. Ray, one of the bouncers, walked over to Xander and kitty.
"You ok Buffy" he asked looking her over
"Yeah, Ray. Thanks for asking." she replied looking at Xander, hoping he would get the hint. "But you gotta remember that its Kitty while I'm still working"
"Well as soon as you go past that curtain you're Buffy so bite me," he said laughing
Ray bent down to the man and shook him to wake him up. When he finally came to, he helped him up and walked him outside.
"God Xander" Buffy said exasperated "You didn't have to hit him like that"
"What the hell Buffy" Xander said while taking her into the back "He was all over you and you screamed. What was I supposed to do? Tap him on the shoulder and say 'Um, I'm sorry, but could you stop touching my girlfriend like that?'"
"Well you could have just gotten him off of me" She screamed
"Fine" he screamed back "Next time I'll let them have their way with you. How 'bout that?"
"Fuck you Xander! I don't have to put up with this shit. I'm done dancing for the night. I'm getting dressed and going home"
"What about going out with me and Oz after work" he asked quietly
"I'm pissed at you, and I want to go home"
Xander felt like he was going to explode "Fine" he screamed. Regaining his composure, he added, "Go home. Get some rest, but I'm still going to go out with Oz." With that he walked out of the dressing room and back to his DJ booth.
Trying to get back into his "DJ mode", Xander picked up the Mic and said "Give it up for passion. Next we have the exotic and sexy PLLLLLEASSSSURRRRRE" He put the music back on.
Remembering that he had told Faith that BOTH he and Buffy would be late, he decided to call Faiths cell to give Kennedy the heads up that a VERY pissed off Buffy was on her way home.
"Kennedy is gunna love this" he said sarcastically.
