The sun rose on that blissful morning. The birds sang and chirped, Luigi slowly awoke from his bed. Mario stood, staring down concerned and serious.

Luigi: "Is it morning already?"

Mario: "Uh, yeah. It's time to get up."

Luigi: "Great."

Mario: (Sigh) "Bro, we have a lot of discussing to do."

Luigi: "Last night?"

Mario: "Yes. Why were you up?"

Luigi: "Okay, how many times do I have to tell you, I COULD NOT SLEEP!"

Mario: "Is that the real reason, Luigi? Because I feel like you are hiding something from me."

Luigi: "I'm not!"

Mario: "Yeah you are!"

Luigi: "Mario! Quit putting a guilt trip on me!"

Mario: "If you don't tell me what's actually happening, I will tell everyone that your pants fell off one time in class during 3rd grade."

Luigi: "Alright! I will tell you! As long as you promise..."

Mario: "Promise what?"

Luigi: "That you will keep it a secret."

Mario: "I promise. Can you tell me?"

Luigi: "Yes. I own a very peaceful, charming, blissful, happy place."

Mario: "Sounds wonderful! What is it exactly?"

Luigi: "My secret garden."

Mario: "Secret garden? Where is it?"

Luigi: "It's in a dome. Underground. I wait until the entire town is asleep. I have this remote I use to lift the dome out of the ground."

Mario: "That's really cool! I wonder why I don't feel the ground shake?"

Luigi: "You sleep too heavy. Tonight, I will show you this magical place that comforts every living soul. Prepare to be amazed by the presence of beauty, majesty, and dignity. I found my place here."

Mario: "Bro... that speech was... amazing."

Luigi: "I know."

Mario: "Why would you want to keep it a secret? It sounds like a fantastic place to live."

Luigi: "Think about humans. What have we done to the environment?"

Mario: "Pollution, deforestation..."

Luigi: "EXACTLY! I built this place to give animals who were homeless a new home. Hardly any human interference, no pollution, no deforestation."

Mario: "I'm happy for you. But, maybe we should tell Peach. She cares a lot about the environment too, y'know."

Luigi: "Bro! You haven't even seen my secret garden yet! Chill out!"

Mario: "Okay! Okay! I won't! I promise."

Luigi: "You promised me earlier. You better not tell ANYONE!"

Mario: "I said I promised!"

Luigi: "If you break it..."

To be continued...