We at Phoenix Warehouse Productions would like to apologize for Adrian's nephew hacking his acct and sending the Deadpool Letters. We are also including a few presents to make up for it.
Hollow: The nanites have other functions included is a instruction manual for them (its just saying the #s instead of letters for stuff like restrain or tranq followed by targets name)
Sparky: (your going to need this) a vial mixing Sweat from Bruce Lee, a single tear of Chuck Norris, one of Yangs hairs, a single tear of joy from Itatchi, and finally liquidised aura from the Maidens... it will heal you good
Ruby: The new Plasma Laser upgrade for your baby, as well as a copy of my how to make a double headed scyth sickle revolver triple changer... enjoy
Wiess: the bios for both classical composers I sent you last time
Blake: Icha Icha The Movie Directors Cut with a copy of the Script aligned by the Author, Director, and Actors
Yang: We stole your weapon and upgraded it ourselves using the Nemean Cestus... ENJOY
Jaune: Your gift while in poor taste will help you a LOT! We are sending you a copy of Reapers Armor and weapons as well as a book for your Bracelet. Also while you can use the semblances you still need to train with them.
Nora: A owners guid for your Battle Sloth and a warning. DO NOT MAKE ANY LOUD NOISES TILL IT IS OLDER OTHERWISE IT WILL ATTACK YOU!
Pyrrah: A question before your present, How do you think Jaunes Mother and seven sisters will react to you? As for you present (sorry Jaune) I raided his sisters and mothers books for pics of him in dresses both as a child and till he left for beacon... will say he rocks the French Maid outfit though
Roman: 3 Mason Jars or our home brewed Phoenix Punch (Warning is twice as Strong as Little Mans Hammer(a dwarven vodka) and about equal to Asgaurdian Mead(The Booze from Valhalla))
Neo: We are sending you a vial of nanites to drink, these will allow you to A, heal faster. B, actually talk while in Hollows house
Emerald: glad you took my advice, you get a box of new toys for you and Cindy
Mercury: 20 Volumes of Girls Gone Wild human edition, and 4 Faunus edition
To Overwatch: Again haven't been able to look into your home verse. So we are sending you all out to ea star restaurant of your groups choice. You are each allotted $2,000 for dinner and what you don't use you can keep.
Ren: thought we forgot you? We are sending you more cook books, and a universal pocket kitchen fully stocked for when your out in the field. Yes it looks like a normal tent on the outside but it is the size of Beacons Car on the inside
Cinder: A question first, Why do you follow Salem? You do realize that when she is done with you she will kill you correct? And for your present we are sending 2 things. First, a coupon for a new wardrobe at Adel's Fashions (the MOST EXPENSIVE CLOTHING STORE I FOUND IN 50 UNIVERSES!) The coupon is good for $5,000,000 worth of clothes. Your second present is actual for both you and Emerald, we are sending you a Neutral Phoenix Egg. The egg will hatch at random and as long as you both are there it will imprint and bond with you both. We will send more info on it later.
Oh and before we forget Hollow we are sending the replicators we got from a Star Trek universe to help you feed everybody. There are a total of 50 units and an instruction book in the box that should now be on your doorstep. Adrian hates flaming into peoples houses as well as your nanites would actually try to douse him as he is a threat to the home